The "I didn't do my homework" Game

The story

It is Friday morning and you are in a rush to get to school. You run out the door with your bag packed, atleast you think it is. Mum drives you to school and half way there you realise you didn't do/forgot your homework!

You yell at your mum to stop the car, but she keeps driving. You panick and try to scribble something down, but it is too messy to pass as homework.

You are dropped off at school and are relived to notice that the bell hadn't rung yet. Maybe you'll have a chance to do it before school.

*BRINGGG*!! The bell went and it scared you half to death. You have no choice but to go to school and face your demons.

The first thing that your evil teacher says to you is "Did you do your homework?". You hesitate and your teacher angrily snaps "Did you do it or not?!!!!". You jump in fright and then slowly shake your head.

The teacher gives you the strange look and says "Why?"

What you have to do

You have to make up a funny (or serious if you like) excuse why you didn't do your homework. Try to avoid the dog ate it or an alien ubducted it and ones we have probably heard before.

Get ready to laugh your heads off!

My excuse: I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.

My Doctor Said That I Have A Sickness That Is Called Homework-Stress.He Said That I Cannot Do Homework If Not I Will Get Mad And I Will Start Eating People And Everything Around My Surrounding . And My Doctor Say If You Contact Him,He Will Send You His Lawyer And You Need To Pay A High Amount Of Harrasing Patients And Insulting His Judgement.

Will It Work ? Im Not Sure

I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep, by the time we found it, it was my bed time.

When I Was Doing My Homework I Saw A Bic Lighter And Set It On Fire xD

Right after school I broke the law then I was taken to jail. They just let me out a few minutes before school started.

I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep, by the time we found it, it was my bed time.

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Ha im gonna say that to my fav teacher Mr.Hoffman

I was too lazy, durh.

My tamagotchi was sick ALL night, I couldn't leave it for stupid senseless things like homework.

My homework came alive and ate it self, then i woke up from that horrible dream and had to be put in a mental instatue and i wasn't allowed to have a pen or pencil cause there pointy....

My dog ate half of it and then got mental problems. After he got better, I tried a taste and then started ripping it apart. Why? I don't know. There was just a little voice inside my head that kept saying, " kill the homework... kill the homework..."

Acctually, it got pretty annoying after a while.

Gir Ate My Homework Thinking It Was A Taco

i was playing guitar hero so awesomely that my hands set on fire then some fire jumped onto the homework and BURNED it!

neo's excuse:there is no homework...simple

My 8-year-old sister acted like she was three and used it as a colouring in.

Well...

I spilled my juice on my dog who spilt it on my paper then he ate it because it had pizza sauce on it... hmmm.... YUM PIZZA

I didn't do my homework because a giant pie fell and it took me all day to eat it!

My sister was making paper dolls last night and took my homework and tried to make a paper doll. She messed up and got mad at her deformed paper doll, so she put it through a paper shredder.

It died like my sister's tamagotchi

My computer had a virus .... and so did my pens, pencils, and paper, and calculator, ...

Give your teacher a handful of torn up paper and say "You see I did my homework but my little brother got a Magic School Bus book about recycling used paper and this was the only used paper he could find. Mom caught him but he already tore it up."

I fell and couldn't get up.