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Posted 24 February 2010 - 12:54 AM ( #1973 )

CAMP, GAIZ!

Josh ate seven pancakes and then he went on the giant swing and threw up in a bush.
Shame I wasn't there to see.

I turned up Lauren's iPod really loud so Slipknot was echoing through the forest, so I ran into a bush and jumped out at some girls on the path.

Ligaya and I thought Jemima was pretending to sleep so we just said so much stuff to her, but she never said anything. Then we realised she actually was asleep.

So much more to say, but I can't remember.

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 02:48 AM ( #1974 )

Oh my God. Today we met our school Librarian. She's just hilarious. So. We were in the Fiction area and she was telling us about all the rules of the Library and all that. Jovan was standing behind Matt and they kept fidgeting so Mrs Symmonds (Librariaaaan!) was all ''Jovan, are you playing with Matt's butt?!'' It was hilarious haha.

Then, we were in the Non-Fiction area and Mrs Symmonds picked up this Madonna book and talked about it. At the end, she added ''Soon enough all the boys will dying over this (;'' and Corey was like ''mmm, yummaaay!''

Mrs Symmonds showed us a photo of her when she was like twenty.
Dominic randomly yelled out ''gorgeous ..''
He's now her favourite student.
Hahah.

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 03:59 AM ( #1975 )

I did my performance in drama and we had to ask a question and I had to disagree with the other person's answer and believe it or not, my answer was right. That probably makes no sense but it was pretty funny 0_0

Lucas and Emma got sent to opposite sides of the school because they hugged each other so everyone started sitting on each other and hugging and stuff. It was really cool : D

Then on the bus, all the year 8 kids started saving seats for other kids and all that and Luke and I sat down and we were like "GOSH THAT'S SO YEAR 7, YOU'RE SO CHILDISH." and yeah they were like "Shut up -___- "

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Posted 24 February 2010 - 07:17 AM ( #1976 )

Garret and Eric were determined he get me to recite these long general names they made up.

"General Mister Sir (lastnamehere) Garret of the 1st Armoured Platoon"
"Lieunatant Boss Sir (lastnamehere) Eric of the 1,500th Armoured Air Forces"

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Posted 25 February 2010 - 08:08 PM ( #1977 )

Yesterday : D I made up a big long story about Gerard Way, Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat and how they were all getting diseases and it all started with me throwing a sharpie at Gerard Way. Right at the end I was like "Hey. I want my sharpie back." And yeah 0_0 That was in english and my teacher had NO idea what I was on about.

In social studies, I think it was Jake, had his water bottle up to his eye and Miss Blake was like "Do you have to have that there..?" and he was all "I just want to see how blind people see!" and Katie was like "... Blind people don't see through water... They're blind.."
LOL ^-^

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 12:45 AM ( #1978 )

So. Matt always does this weird disgusting nipple rubbing thing to freak me and Lawra out. Whenever he does that Lawra usually says ''MAAAAN!'' in a sad, sad voice. So today Matt did it and Lawra said it and Matt was like ''cookie''. MAN COOKIE. COOKIE MAN.

Maths was really funny cause Georgia and I were just exploring through my scientific calculator. We learned to write ''log in''. When we discovered that I just leaned back in my chair, sighed, and said ''aaaah, maths..'' It was really funny at the time haha. Also in Maths, Mitchell asked me if Dominic could use my giant eraser and I was like ''nooooo hjgfyhjfrtfyuh DDD:'' and then we pretty much kept on arguing about how he needs the eraser so bad for about fifteen minutes. I never gave in (:

In English, Mehak and I 'finished' our work so we read MAD Magazines.

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 02:41 PM ( #1979 )

While everyone was walking in the hallway, this kid named chris knocks down this poster in a frame XD

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Posted 26 February 2010 - 04:24 PM ( #1980 )

In science, the teacher chucked a "squishy" ball at Brett, hoping he'd catch it. Well, he wasn't even looking, and the ball hit him in the eye. It bounced off his eye, and I caught it in my hand. The teacher then looked at me and yelled "NAME A GAS!" then I replied "FARTING!" then she laughed and agreed.
Oh. We were learning about Liquids, Solids, and Gasses. The teacher threw the ball at Brett as an example of a solid.

Me and Alex were discussing cantaloupes in band. I said "Candle" then she's like "Camel?" then I thought she said "Cantaloupe" so then I'm like "David's stuck in a cantaloupe." then right on cue, the loudspeaker called David to the office. Alex and I couldn't shut up for 10 minutes, and the band teacher had to separate us. It was worth it, though.

After band, Mrs. McLellan ran in, played her Michael Jackson CD on the stereo, then ran out. Everyone kind of stood around awkwardly, a few danced, but I screamed out "THRILLER!!" and went on to sing and dance to the song. I made Alex join in with me... just because she hurt me 10 times during lunch.

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Posted 27 February 2010 - 07:48 PM ( #1981 )

yesterday this kid named gary put chewed gum down a guy named coltons shirt HAHA

i was dared to poke a guy in the stomach and i think the guy is cute so i went up to him and said really loud in his ear " HEY SEXY THIS IS A DARE" then pocked his belly and he laughed and kissed my cheek cuz i kalled him sexy

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 12:55 AM ( #1982 )

I have the funniest school in existence.

Music;
Ms Harper: What's your name?
Linda: Linda... why?
Ms Harper: Shut up.

We had to do this stuff with cups representing different beat things. There were juice cups, short black cups, clear cups and milk serving cups. Linda held two different ones at her chest and said 'I have different sized cups!' and Ms Harper was like 'You wish!'

Math Quotes;
'If you don't know it, Google it!'
'Someone borrowed my year seven textbook... for good.'
-Mrs Woodhouse.

English Literacy;
Mr Gillespie was telling us about verbs, and there was this example on the sheet.
I left out all the important words in one sentence just to annoy him. So I was just like 'He living in jail, Mr Gillespie. He living in jail long time now.'

Denis kept slamming his diary shut. He must have done it about 20 times, and Mr Gillespie didn't even notice.

Recess;
ZoŽ ran up to me and we just hugged, and it was so funny. I was like 'I wanted to rape you this morning, but I didn't have enough courage.' She found it funny xD

And before History, Daniel was walking up the first set of stairs which are half outside.
And I was on the third floor, with a can of diet coke in my hand. So I poured half of it on him.
And he had absolutely no idea. xD

I saw Chris before school, he was walking around the hall.
I screamed and ran. </3 I love him.

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 02:31 AM ( #1983 )

^ Lucky you Maria.

No funny moments today. -sigh-

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 06:41 PM ( #1984 )

so im in gymnastics. the school has a gym there so that what i do.me and my friend have to do a routine together so we decided to do some pretty hard stuff to show off so what we did was we ran did a cartweel then a round off then a back tuck and then a back layout. then we do a lil dance and go to either side of the floor. running as hard as we could we did an arabian. As i landed it she fell on her back and goes SORRY CAN WE PRACTICE THIS TOMOROW WHEN I DONT HAVE SO MUCH GAS ITLL BLOW ME AWAY cuz shes super tiny and messed up in mid air. Ahhhhhhhhh i love her

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Posted 01 March 2010 - 09:51 PM ( #1985 )

me and my friend samw one as im in gymnastics at my school with love 50 first dates. we watch it twice every weekend. any way we love the part were there golfing so my friend walked up to our single teacher and well this is how we did it ill show u the convo


my friend is playing as ula im henry and then theres my teacher

ula -*goes up to front of the room durnig drama we had to do a skit with the teacher in it* i met this sexy blonde tax eterny at starbucks the other day! *sniffs paper * u want her number

Henry- ULA are u pimping tourists for ms. Jamel again?

ula - yes u have to remeber my life sux. do it for ula.

henry- no shes staying in tonight,

ula- give her the whikikiki between the cheeky that way i can pretend like i did it and get threw another weekend

henry- no thanks

ms, james- Girls this is inapproprait go sit back down

ula- come on get some assy some booby to put on ur boyboy.

henry- 8laughing really hard *

ms. james- WELL ULA MAYBE I HAVE BOOBYS OF MY OWN TO PUT ON MY BOYBOY

at this time the princible comes in and looks at her and me and ula copy that gay guy on the beach

ula and henry- UR IN TROUBLE i gotta go tinkle - they sit back down-








oh i gotta tell ya it was awesome

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 01:33 AM ( #1986 )

Lucas and Dan. OH MY GOSH SO FUNNY.
In English, we were talking and Lucas started telling this story about how he tried to cut his cats whiskers off and our teacher goes, "Maybe you should see a counsellor, Lucas." and so he started singing Therapy, by All Time Low. I had no idea.

At break, Dan and Lucas were being idiots and dancing around and stuff, so we all went for a walk to the oval and they started spinning around and then trying to jump over things. They were falling on each other and on everyone else. When they got bored with trying to jump over things, they got Luke's ball and started spinning and kicking it LOL. Oh my gosh they looked like they were drunk : D

In PE, Katie had to do like a flippy thing and then I had to grab her feet and pull them up, and because I'm so short, it was REALLY hard to do.. She kept kicking me in the face and in the chest and stuff. It was hilarious.

In French, I didn't do my homework so my teacher made me stand up and speak for five minutes, about myself, all in French. Everyone cheered because I went for like ten minutes and we didn't have as much class time : D /Heroic.

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Posted 02 March 2010 - 09:04 PM ( #1987 )

more about the gymnastics gym at school


* i run and do to cartwheels and get hit tin the hed * WHAT WAS THAT i kept screaming and i looked arund turns out gary hit me with a grpaefruit YA A WHOLE GRAPEFRUIT IN THE HEAD WHILE I WAS CARTWHEELING AROUND.

warning- kids dont try this at home



on the ballance beam were working on our partner routines still and i did a back layout step out onto it then hurt my pinky to on my dismount and gary comes to me and kissed my toe and says DEAR LORD PLEASE HELP THIS BLSSED TOE TO THRIVE FURTHER MORE FOR JUSTICE didnt make sence still cracked me up cause he ha chalk all over his lip

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:14 AM ( #1988 )

Ailsa was complaining about her math book. I was complaining about Chris.
She says 'Stupid dumb fricking bisecting angles.' I say 'Stupid dumb fricking year nine boys!'

Lauren makes the best cookies. I had one yesterday, and it was amazing.
I was looking at ZoŽ (the girl I like) and I turned around and saw Lauren eating a cookie.
I started shouting for a cookie and she gave me one, and I ate it like a toddler. I was making faces and standing funny and saying childish stuff xD 'Lauren give meh cookie wookie!'

OMG, DRAMA. I was sitting on this box and rocking it back and forth and it was so funny. xD

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Posted 03 March 2010 - 12:22 AM ( #1989 )

xD, In class, these boys were waiting to go out for lunch.They started counting down until the bell rang and when it rang (right on time O_o), everyone ran out yelling, so I was all "EVERYBODY LIKES PRETZELS! 8D" .It was funny xD.



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