Well, this didn't happen to me, but it was HILARIOUS!
so this random kid fell during the mile run, it was at the beginning and he triped.
He just fell over a little pebble and did a face plant into the grass! His face was all red and grassy, and i laughed so hard, but my friend put her hand over my mouth! I wasnt tryign to mean, but i think falling is one of the funniest things in the world

I have more 8)
My friend had a dream: That a Teacher (lets call her Mrs.K) turned into a cycolpse and broke the annex. So then this boy that Me and my friend hate turned the Annex into a tree Lab. So when my teacher said this : "Isn't the new Middle School big?" I said "Yeah. But whats the annex gonna turn into?" I thought "A Tree Lab?"

(I know this doesn't sound funny to some '_'; ) But one of our lunchladies (she's heavyset atleast 250 Lbs....) so she fell off her stool and then they sent an abulance and she started to cry, and it was 10-20% about for us to go to recess.
and one of our lunch aids wore Sandals(straped) in the middle of Winter!

And in school (No offence to people in the UK) I was about to scream "CHERRIO COMPUTER!"
In LA my teacher was working with a computer hooked up to the projector and it didn't work and all these weird pop ups came and my sis said "It looks like Code Lyoko."
And in Chorus this boy in my class said "Going to chappel and were gonna kill each other going to the chappel of hate. " And in 5th grade (in my sister's Class) So lets call this one guy "J" and the other guy "S" so my sister's call were playing Kickball then J ran into a soccer goal net and he thought it was funny but no one else laughed and then S said "I married THAT(points) Garbage Can!" And everyone except J was laughing.
Oh and two funny moments about J! Well we were having this fundraiser and then J was crying because he didn't have a Dollar. And J hit his chin on the table then he started to cry and Ms.K told J to nod then J nodded fast! ROFL