Posted 15 January 2008 - 03:16 PM
Posted 15 January 2008 - 05:20 PM
And last week in Gym I had to bring my lunch box so I was walking and then my gym teacher dropped his keys! I'm like "oops! Sorry Mr.N!" my gym teacher said "Ak." O_O
I was in the Main Office and... Wanna know what I saw?! Expired Skippy! The peanut Butter was expired from Nov.10 07!
In Peacemakers Club we had to draw a symbol for what WE think peace is she said "You can EVEN DRAW A CHICKEN WING!" I drew a flower and a rainbow. Someone drew a shoe. I was about to draw a Mushroom >w<
In Social Studies we had to watch THIS VERY boring Arizona Smith movie my friend was bored so she drew Arizona Smith saying "HELLLLO" to some rocks w/ doors! I drew a stick fig. family! XD
In LA I said "i wanna vote for Obama because he's HAWT!" and a classmate said "Hmph! You just wanna vote for Obama cause he's good looking..."
My BFFL (AKA Courage) said to a subsitute "Hi Mr.Coatee! Your cute!! <3" I think my Music teacher is hawt! :'D
And for EdLine I clicked on my Spanish Class and it was in Spanish and they say LUNCH is a class It says "WELCOME TO LUNCH." For Social Studies it say "Presidents of teh united states." for Spanish it says "BIENVENIDOS A LA CLASE DE ESPANOL"
Haha EDLINE is funny!
Posted 16 January 2008 - 05:15 PM
Today in Gym my BFFl was acting silly so I said "Mr.Ne--- I mean Amanda!" II told her "Amanda I almost callled you Mr.N!" She like "I'm MRS N!" Then I slapped her playfully with the arm of my coat! XD
Posted 16 January 2008 - 05:28 PM
Today in class, my friend Kael was like "TenTen's hot hot hot" After I laughed because my teacher said 10...10. Then he asked me to draw a picture of TenTen in a swimsuit....with her clut line showing. I gagged, drew it and I almost puked XD It was fun though. He snatched it when I gave it to him after school.... XD
Posted 16 January 2008 - 07:35 PM
Posted 16 January 2008 - 07:57 PM
On Friday we have this thing called "Twin Day" where if you have the same shirt as someone else, you both wear it and you get your pic taken. Student Council was going to the classes reminding everyone, and the conversation between Student Council and my teacher went like this: "We just want to remind everyone that Twin Day is Friday" "Twin Day? But I don't have a twin!" "Uhm...you dress up like someone else." "Then why isn't it Lookalike Day? My twin is in Toronto. Actually, I don't have a twin." "Okay....uhm...Lookalike Day is Friday!"
Posted 16 January 2008 - 09:00 PM
Edited by candygirl93, 16 January 2008 - 09:00 PM.
Posted 16 January 2008 - 09:16 PM
2. I wuz playing soccer w/ my friends nd then im like "TRIP!" nd i accidentally tripped some guy nd he fell on his housekeys. then i said sorry...
3. Once while we were playing tag @ the park some random person (i have no idea who) threw an orange @ the guy i tripped. nd a week l8er he ran into a poll XD
Posted 16 January 2008 - 09:28 PM
My Best Friend and I look randomly at eachother and we start to laugh randomly during class...
Once I was at school, and I was reading FMA while walking down the stairs and I tripped, and crashed into the wall. x.x
It was funny!
This guy in my class, Jacob, he'll say all the time, "Gosh, your so flumpy!"
Once I was describing the concept of what a purple snow leopard was to Jermaine, a short shrimp in my class (AKA: Jermy), and I told him that purple snow leopards eat short people that are annoying, and he ran away. ^-^ YES!
And once during lunch, my BFFL Kati, she and I where fighting, and she stole my purse from me, and she threw it back at me, and I was eating a salad with a bunch of dressing on it, and the purse hit the salad, and it landed in my lap. It was funny.
And in the lockeroom in gym, the girls randomly burst into song and dance. A few days ago they where doing some dance. lol
heh, good times, good times.
Posted 16 January 2008 - 09:31 PM
One of my favorites:
This guy got reeeaaalllyyy mad and started to scream and cry at my friends so the backed off and his bus-seat partner moved with another guy so he could have his own seat. He didn't feel well.... and puked. All we could hear was "MY MUNCHIES AND MY NIPS!" from the seat-partner as he scambled under the other guy's butt to get his 'munchies'. xDDD Then he was making these really dramatic faces and pressed against the window struggling to get it open!
And then he wanted to give the puking guy chocolate. Umyeahno! xD
Posted 16 January 2008 - 09:55 PM
1. Juicebox power!: Me and Cee were sittin down at mah desk at lunchtime and I stupidly took my kool aid and literally SLAMMED it down onto the desk and it broke open, squirtin both me and Caity.
2. No wonder: Caity and me were walking in the field while most o our class was playin soccer in the field and we were talking. The ball strayed away from them and we were walkin close to Mr Boyechko and Cee swung her foot to kick the ball back and missed completely, fallin over. Mr B kicked it back to them and said to her "No wonder you never play soccer."
3. Ping!: It was a music class thing after school called Orffans where we play music instrunments and then me and my friends joined and later on Miss Ouimet was like showing us how to do the thing and she's like "One two three ping." and then I was playing it and I'm like "Ping!" It was so funny.
4. Flying books: In library club, me and Catey and them were throwin books around the room.
5. Hookers: Me and Cee were talking to each other about stuff and I'm like, "We hook people onto stuff (books and stuff like that). We're HOOKERS!" She started laffing and then i realized what i'd said and started laughing aswell.
Posted 17 January 2008 - 07:28 AM
One time I randomly yelled out "I WANT MY CHEESY BREAD!"
Once I found a candy on the floor, so I threw it down the hall and almost hit someone in the face, he was like "Nice, almost hit me in the face!" Then my friend said "That's punny!" (Not a typo) And he said "Yeah, you're so cool" xD
Posted 17 January 2008 - 11:48 AM
Tanya spent the rest of the lesson writing 'gay mister perfect' all over my pencilcase. Dx
And then Joe stole a book with a picture of Russel Brand in and me and Lozza chased him round the school trying to get it back, because it was Lozza's 'p0rn'. xD
Posted 17 January 2008 - 12:31 PM
Posted 17 January 2008 - 04:07 PM
2. Last year at my school we'd say "Smooth, Einstien!" when someone did something clumsily. So then, for a biography report, this one guy dressed up as Einstein. So when he tripped, everyone said, "Smooth, Einstein!"
3. This one kid in my class just randomly said "I like cookies!" in the middle of a math test.
Posted 17 January 2008 - 04:26 PM
1. Paris Hilton: Last year Melisa's teacher Mr Elgert (aka Mr Eggbert) was going around the class letting them say stuff about themselves and Mel's like "I like to party." and he's like "Uh oh! We have Paris Hilton in our class!"
2. Lunch monitors: Me and Cee were lunch monitoring the younger grades last year and it was so funny cause we were like the most liked monitors. I would whoop caitlyn over the head with pointy sticks and we would play fun games unlike some idiots who will remain unnamed *cough*nicoleandallie*cough* that forced them to stay quiet. i mean who stays quiet at lunch. pssh.
3. The bad defense: There was some trouble going on at lunch and catey got written down for no good reason so b hizzle was in the classroom with them later trying to figure out what to do and then i told her it was like court and that caterpillars should testify for her or she should speak up. Then she still got in trouble and I'm like "The stupid caterpillars are a reeaally bad defense.
4. Drawing: It was like late may mayby last year when i was sitting at cee's desk during like an la movie or somethin and i started to draw on her desk. it started out as a person then an airplane above the person, then grass, trees, flowers and she finally noticed and yelled out my name and started erasing it and i'm like "no! that was a work of art."
5. Outlined in chalk: Me and Cee were playing with chalk outside when we had this idea to trace each other in chalk and we made up stories like she was the hitchhiker that got ran over by a car and i was the suntanner who tanned too much and died. it was funny till all the like gr 5s started to copy us.
Posted 17 January 2008 - 04:36 PM
Posted 17 January 2008 - 05:15 PM
And once in Math my teacher said "Here are my peeps." XD
(No, this is not CTCD!) Once i n the B-room I said randomly "BE EATIN' THEM NOW, THEN YO MOTHA! GO MEATBALL GO MEATBALL GO!"
Today in Spanish we were doing "La Casa" diagrams, so when a Person was done they said "Questions/Comments?" Then this boy said "French Fries!"
Posted 17 January 2008 - 05:22 PM