Guess that murder!

OK you guess the murder above you then put your own case, like this:

Meow123: Romeo and Juliet are lying on the floor. There's liquid and glass everywhere, what happened?

Woof321: Rome and Juliet are fish, some one smashed their tank. The liquid's the water and the glass is the smashed tank.

There's a very fat man lying dead on the ground. Beside him there's some very skinny jeans, his face is bright red, what happened?

Baa456: The man's jeans were too small so they ripped and the man died of embarrassment.

And so on! I'll start with an obvious one:

There's a random guy lying on the ground crushed with a piano on top of him. He's under the empire state building, on top there's a very strong man laughing. What happened?

The man dropped the piano on him because the strong man is a fatty Mc fat fat who eats Mcdonald's fatties. (My friend and I made that up!)

Erm no case XD

A baby is in a dustbin, there's a very upset crying mum standing on a balcony above the baby, what happened?

Oops!

She dropped her baby!!!

You see a teacher and a broken ruler. There's blood in the classroom. (This one isn't that obvoius, but really funny!)

erm....the teacher went mad at one of her pupils for snapping the ruler so they stabbed-them-to-death XD

Another obvious one: There's a sealer (seal hunter) shot dead in the artic and a seal looking pleased with themselves, what happened?

The seal saw the man coming at him and before the man could do anything he squished him and started laughing.

There's a really ugly dude lying dead on the ground of a royal palace. Beside him is a very annoyed looking princess. What happened?

(Nope they we're playing a game with hamburgers and the teacher hits it with her ruler than ketchup flys everywhere. Some kid faints from shock!)

The seal hunter scared the guy took his gun and somehow shot him!

Ummm...I will have one soon! Hang on!

*waits*

There's an old granny lying on the ground in front of her computer, on her computer there's an email from her grandson with inappropriate links, what happened?

The grandmother passed out from shock looking at the links her grandson sent her.

Since mine was not answered, I'll post it again.

There's a really ugly dude lying dead on the ground of a royal palace. Beside him is a very annoyed looking princess. What happened?

The ugly guy tried to get into the palace but the princess knocked him out.

There's a woman lying on the ground in strange yellow liquid, what happened?

Her dog peed on her and she went into mental shock and sliped

THeres a man in tights in a feild and theres a rock. The man is stunded and on the ground. What happnd?

He was doing ballet and people threw rocks at him

Tim is hanging from a wall, dead, but no wounds or broken bones. What happend?

he got so mad that his wife was haveing a girl, he comitted suiside

Her dog peed on her and she went into mental shock and sliped

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Nup she peed herself XD

Um no case....

There's a man lying down in a resturant with blood everywhere. Beside him is a mental man with a knife and burger, what happened?

The mental man told the hamburger to kill the man, but the hamburger wouldn't listen. So he tried to stab the hamburger, but accidentally stabbed the man xD

House is laying on the floor in his office, there is a pocketknife in the wall outlet and his head is bloody. His cane is covered in blood and is in the hands of Cuddy (xD)

His enemy toke a pocket knife and killed anyone he saw because he was angry

The king and Queen came back and found their princess's body on the floor and her head on a self. There was a puddle of luquid , and there was a note that said " I will be back BWUAHAHAH". o.o'

The Princess was getting a book and an evil fairy broke the bookshelf!

A young vegetarian was found dead, she had a bag of BBQ potato chips that said "NOW WITH REAL CHICKEN BROTH!"

The chicken meats destroyed her insides.

There was a ninja with a ninja star boomerang in his head.

the ninja stuck it there because he didnt want to loose it and then he found out the hard way that his head was NOT a good spot.

there was a person lying down upder a log. what happened?

The magical log came flying out of nowhere and attcked him.

There is a person lying on the floor, listening to a subliminal message tape.