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Yeah, sorryi f theres already a topic like this.

so, simple, Post funny sayings/quotes from anything.And if the person above didnt say what its from, you could guess it, if you want!...yeah x.x

couldent tell if I should put this in Non-TT or Fun Stuff. Flipped a coin and chose Fun Stuff.

So, yeah. I'll go first?

>"Got any three's?"

"Whats a three?"<

 
XD

*takes book of 21 and puts it on table*

Sean- *screams*

Ryan- what? i didn't even open it yet, what's so scary?

Sean- It's a book.. *cowers away*

 
XD.This is something I got of DeviantART:

>"You have been Death Noted. you now have 40 seconds to choose your death."

>"okay go!"

------------------>"What???"

>"Oops,sorry. to late. Have a nice day!"

------------------>"*heartattack*"

 
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XD

Larxene says, "Im in ur ceiling.Sniping your head"

Externity Auto-responses to you, "im watching you"

THAT WAS TRUE CONVERSATION! Im The sniping girl, and Externity is my friend XD

 
XD



*takes book of 21 and puts it on table*

Sean- *screams*

Ryan- what? i didn't even open it yet, what's so scary?

Sean- It's a book.. *cowers away*
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xDD w00p I love Nigahiga!!

Voice: Lesson 2...Emo's always overreact.

Ryan: *looking at jar of 49 flavour jellybeans* Why are there so many colors!? WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO TELL ME!

Ryan: *in bathroom* Omg...a pimple? I hate you! *slaps hand against glass* And now the glass is dirty....*cries*

Ryan: *lying on bed* Leave Britney alone! Your lucky she even preformed for you guys! LEAVE HER ALONE!

 
My friend Emily: Britney lost custody of her kids! Raise your hands if your surprised. *we all look around the room*

Me: Look! No hands!

All:*cracking up*

 
"Hey, you!"

"..."

"Do you love *name here*"

"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Why not, he's cute!"

"!!!!"

"Hm, what should I get?"

"How 'bout a whipped cream mocha?"

"I wasn't talking to you. *to guy behind counter* What do you think I should get?"

*guy behind counter* "How 'bout a whipped cream mocha?"

 
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"Do you like pie?"

"Yuppers!"

"Do you like chocolate?"

"Yuppers!"

"What did i just say?"

"Yuppers!"

 
True converstation:

Me:All who want Mr.L (our teacher.Seriously, we call him Mr.L) to tell us the scary story, say 'Aye'!

All exepit two or three: Aye!

Me: All In objection, say 'Nay'!

The Two or three:Nay!

My friend Thomas: No *My name*! We're not horses!

All:*Laughs*

 
My real story:

Prolouge: My dad and I always race to see who can put our seat warmers on first in the winter. And I put mine on first.

Me: Ha! I'm first! You win! No...wait! I lose! No! I win...you lose!

Dad: *laughing super hard*

This really happened.

 
LOL doggiedreams!

the nine most terrified words in the english language are 'Im from the government and im here to help.'

- Ronald Regan. (RONALD REGAN HAS A STREET NAMED AFTER HIM AND ITS REALLY CRAPPY. Its like this is what we think about you!)

 
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