Post your own, these are mine and I have a good expanation for it.
[SIZE=13pt]The Schoolgirls In Uniforms That Can Kick Your Butt/Have Magic Powers[/SIZE]
Omg. There is so much to this. The main animes with this problem are Inuyasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Mermaid Melody Pitchi Pitchi Pitch and alot more... dude, too many. They are all SO ANNOYING.
I mean, in EVERY single anime, the main character is some pretty schoolgirl with a perfect body that has a horrible attitude or whatever. And then she randomly has or gains magical powers and finds some boy and goes on a magical faerie pixie journey.
[SIZE=13pt]Cute Things That Serve Random Roles/Cute Things That Can Flame Yo Butt[/SIZE]
Things like Kiro from Cardcaptor Sakura, Kilala from Inuyasha, that teddy-bear thing from Eternal, Meowth from Pokemon, Masha from Tokyo Mew Mew, that penguin from Mermaid Melody Pitchi Pitchi Pitch...
[SIZE=13pt]The Average Anime Person's Body Contains 57 gallons of blood.[/SIZE]
Enough said.
[SIZE=13pt]Big Sword Syndrome[/SIZE]
'Nuf said.
The dudes with the giant swords are always a peeve, no?
[SIZE=13pt]The "I can't fight anymore"[/SIZE]
Like, just yesterday, you took out 20 enemy soldiers/robots whatever.. but all of a sudden today you don't want to? WTF??
I got news for you brainless.. you're the only one that can pilot that mech because well, you touched it and anime law says he who touches the robot is the darned chosen one. You were all happy, slicing and dicing and out of the blue, usually because you met some idiot you don't want to hurt people anymore..
boo-freakin'-hoo.. get out there and kill. You make me SICK. I didn't sit down and watch the darn show just to see 4 eps of you sitting in your empty japanese style room and people just waltzing in and out because THERE ARE NO LOCKS ON ANY DOOR IN JAPAN and you whimpering.. "go away.." and some lame speech about not wanting to fight.. even though you were all into it the other day..
But soon, you'll sell out and get back in the cockpit and take lives again, because that's what you do best.. so spare me the downtime, snot-nose.
[SIZE=13pt]FRIENDSHIP SAVES THE DAY![/SIZE]]
If there's one thing i can't stand, it's the whole "let's be friends forever and stick together!" thing. That's what i think ruined Yu-Gi-Oh and is WAY overdone on Pokemon. A happy place where everybody is nice and hunky-dory is kind of sickening. "Let's be friends forever! Together we can conquer anything! i know you'll stand by me!" **smile** Ick.
Holy shoot.
I know this show, Mosnter fighters or whatever, the whole series was awesome high-tech fighting, and at the end, the main char and a bunch of others hold hands and magical lights fly around while they are thinking about their friendship and the villian melts or something...
[SIZE=13pt]The Spike-Haired Dude Who Always Saves The Girl[/SIZE]
All there ever is to anime are SPIKY-HAIRED dudes. With huge swords!
[SIZE=13pt]The Power Outage? 0.o[/SIZE]
Just the other day I displayed enough power to destroy this entire town/city/country/planet/universe.... but a few eps later I'm getting beaten in a fist fight by a new villain. He's wiping the floor with me? Where's my mystic energy? What happened to my freakish chakra/reitsu? Why the hell didn't I power up like I did the last story arc?
So many questions. Stop with all the questions! Can't a guy/gal show enormous power levels under stress and then come the next villain, have to be rescued by other characters or just plain left for dead by the new villain?
[SIZE=27pt]THE ALL-TIME AWARD WINNER: ARE YOU A DUDE OR LADY?! o.o[/SIZE]
Really. In anime, there are so many long-haired dudes that look like girls that it ain't funny. We all know Sesshomaru and Inuyasha would look just dandy in a pretty dress, no?
[SIZE=13pt]I thought you were dead... wait, NOW your dead...[/SIZE]
All those years I cried, got beat up at school, started taking up bad habits like...staring out the window in class when I should be studying for school entrance exams....because I thought you were dead. But now I've found you after spotty clues you left behind...you couldn't have just freaking called? Sent a letter??
And now we can be together again... but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Now you really are dead... What a cruel twist of irony. But in the 2 minutes we had together after you hid from me for 10 years, I learned the value of somethingorother...thank you...now I won't be screwed up in the head at all...I could have never learned this had you stayed by my side and been there for me on a regular basis..
[SIZE=13pt]Sure, He Was a Mass-Murdering, Sadistic Freak.... but did we HAVE to kill him?[/SIZE]
Yes. Yes we did. You were totally with it before he gave his final lame speach and you talked to his creepy right hand man who coddled him through his rampage. The world is better off with him/her dead. Move on.
[SIZE=13pt]YOUR BURNING WITH A FEVER, OH NOES[/SIZE]
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE..
What? You say, you're fine? Nondemo nai? Betsuni? Genki dai yo? Oh, well then, carry on.
OMG!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR!!!
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. IF I HAD JUST NOT BEEN SO BUSY TO NOTICE YOU WERE STANDING IN THE RAIN.. for ME, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!
Ok. Here's what we're going to do:
1. Pick you up and carry you home. Sure you weigh just as much as me or more but I can't call a cab. That would be rude to the cab driver, what with you diseased and all.
2. Forget aspirin or any other standard fever-reducing medication that has put the smackdown on people's illnesses for oh, say, since world war II.. I'm going to put some blankets on you and a rag folded neatly on your head
3. Scratch home, I think we need to take you to the hospital. Who cares if it costs $500 to see a doctor and another $1000 for the bed?? You passed out after 60 minutes in summer rain!!
Man, oh, man.. you'd think the japansese were the most frail humans on the planet. Get them wet and BAM!! 101 fever followed by collapsing unconcious in public.
[SIZE=13pt]THE ANTAGONIST WHO ALWAYS HAS A CONSTANT SMILE ON THEIR FACE AND ALWAYS HAS THE ATTITUDE OF BEING ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS[/SIZE]
*in calm voice* "There's no way you can beat me. I'm too powerful for a novice/rookie like you. You're pathetic."
CHRIST, SHUT UP! Nobody cares if your power level is through the roof or you've been gifted with freakishly good sword/magic skills! You're gonna get beaten by the guy who is trying to save his friend/girlfriend/family member anyway! GET OVER YOURSELF! And stop saying, "How...How could I lose?!" because that triggers some stupid/cheesy monologue by the main character that will last until you are seconds away from death. Your grin is annoying and none of the other generals/peons think you're cool, you just annoy the hell out of them. Enjoy the time you have left because the main character is gonna scrape your face on the pavent and wipe that stupid arrogant grin off of it.
[SIZE=13pt]The Schoolgirls In Uniforms That Can Kick Your Butt/Have Magic Powers[/SIZE]
Omg. There is so much to this. The main animes with this problem are Inuyasha, Tokyo Mew Mew, Cardcaptor Sakura, Sailor Moon, Mermaid Melody Pitchi Pitchi Pitch and alot more... dude, too many. They are all SO ANNOYING.
I mean, in EVERY single anime, the main character is some pretty schoolgirl with a perfect body that has a horrible attitude or whatever. And then she randomly has or gains magical powers and finds some boy and goes on a magical faerie pixie journey.
[SIZE=13pt]Cute Things That Serve Random Roles/Cute Things That Can Flame Yo Butt[/SIZE]
Things like Kiro from Cardcaptor Sakura, Kilala from Inuyasha, that teddy-bear thing from Eternal, Meowth from Pokemon, Masha from Tokyo Mew Mew, that penguin from Mermaid Melody Pitchi Pitchi Pitch...
[SIZE=13pt]The Average Anime Person's Body Contains 57 gallons of blood.[/SIZE]
Enough said.
[SIZE=13pt]Big Sword Syndrome[/SIZE]
'Nuf said.
The dudes with the giant swords are always a peeve, no?
[SIZE=13pt]The "I can't fight anymore"[/SIZE]
Like, just yesterday, you took out 20 enemy soldiers/robots whatever.. but all of a sudden today you don't want to? WTF??
I got news for you brainless.. you're the only one that can pilot that mech because well, you touched it and anime law says he who touches the robot is the darned chosen one. You were all happy, slicing and dicing and out of the blue, usually because you met some idiot you don't want to hurt people anymore..
boo-freakin'-hoo.. get out there and kill. You make me SICK. I didn't sit down and watch the darn show just to see 4 eps of you sitting in your empty japanese style room and people just waltzing in and out because THERE ARE NO LOCKS ON ANY DOOR IN JAPAN and you whimpering.. "go away.." and some lame speech about not wanting to fight.. even though you were all into it the other day..
But soon, you'll sell out and get back in the cockpit and take lives again, because that's what you do best.. so spare me the downtime, snot-nose.
[SIZE=13pt]FRIENDSHIP SAVES THE DAY![/SIZE]]
If there's one thing i can't stand, it's the whole "let's be friends forever and stick together!" thing. That's what i think ruined Yu-Gi-Oh and is WAY overdone on Pokemon. A happy place where everybody is nice and hunky-dory is kind of sickening. "Let's be friends forever! Together we can conquer anything! i know you'll stand by me!" **smile** Ick.
Holy shoot.
I know this show, Mosnter fighters or whatever, the whole series was awesome high-tech fighting, and at the end, the main char and a bunch of others hold hands and magical lights fly around while they are thinking about their friendship and the villian melts or something...
[SIZE=13pt]The Spike-Haired Dude Who Always Saves The Girl[/SIZE]
All there ever is to anime are SPIKY-HAIRED dudes. With huge swords!
[SIZE=13pt]The Power Outage? 0.o[/SIZE]
Just the other day I displayed enough power to destroy this entire town/city/country/planet/universe.... but a few eps later I'm getting beaten in a fist fight by a new villain. He's wiping the floor with me? Where's my mystic energy? What happened to my freakish chakra/reitsu? Why the hell didn't I power up like I did the last story arc?
So many questions. Stop with all the questions! Can't a guy/gal show enormous power levels under stress and then come the next villain, have to be rescued by other characters or just plain left for dead by the new villain?
[SIZE=27pt]THE ALL-TIME AWARD WINNER: ARE YOU A DUDE OR LADY?! o.o[/SIZE]
Really. In anime, there are so many long-haired dudes that look like girls that it ain't funny. We all know Sesshomaru and Inuyasha would look just dandy in a pretty dress, no?
[SIZE=13pt]I thought you were dead... wait, NOW your dead...[/SIZE]
All those years I cried, got beat up at school, started taking up bad habits like...staring out the window in class when I should be studying for school entrance exams....because I thought you were dead. But now I've found you after spotty clues you left behind...you couldn't have just freaking called? Sent a letter??
And now we can be together again... but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Now you really are dead... What a cruel twist of irony. But in the 2 minutes we had together after you hid from me for 10 years, I learned the value of somethingorother...thank you...now I won't be screwed up in the head at all...I could have never learned this had you stayed by my side and been there for me on a regular basis..
[SIZE=13pt]Sure, He Was a Mass-Murdering, Sadistic Freak.... but did we HAVE to kill him?[/SIZE]
Yes. Yes we did. You were totally with it before he gave his final lame speach and you talked to his creepy right hand man who coddled him through his rampage. The world is better off with him/her dead. Move on.
[SIZE=13pt]YOUR BURNING WITH A FEVER, OH NOES[/SIZE]
YOU LOOK TERRIBLE..
What? You say, you're fine? Nondemo nai? Betsuni? Genki dai yo? Oh, well then, carry on.
OMG!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST PASSED OUT ON THE FLOOR!!!
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. IF I HAD JUST NOT BEEN SO BUSY TO NOTICE YOU WERE STANDING IN THE RAIN.. for ME, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!
Ok. Here's what we're going to do:
1. Pick you up and carry you home. Sure you weigh just as much as me or more but I can't call a cab. That would be rude to the cab driver, what with you diseased and all.
2. Forget aspirin or any other standard fever-reducing medication that has put the smackdown on people's illnesses for oh, say, since world war II.. I'm going to put some blankets on you and a rag folded neatly on your head
3. Scratch home, I think we need to take you to the hospital. Who cares if it costs $500 to see a doctor and another $1000 for the bed?? You passed out after 60 minutes in summer rain!!
Man, oh, man.. you'd think the japansese were the most frail humans on the planet. Get them wet and BAM!! 101 fever followed by collapsing unconcious in public.
[SIZE=13pt]THE ANTAGONIST WHO ALWAYS HAS A CONSTANT SMILE ON THEIR FACE AND ALWAYS HAS THE ATTITUDE OF BEING ALL THAT AND A BAG OF CHIPS[/SIZE]
*in calm voice* "There's no way you can beat me. I'm too powerful for a novice/rookie like you. You're pathetic."
CHRIST, SHUT UP! Nobody cares if your power level is through the roof or you've been gifted with freakishly good sword/magic skills! You're gonna get beaten by the guy who is trying to save his friend/girlfriend/family member anyway! GET OVER YOURSELF! And stop saying, "How...How could I lose?!" because that triggers some stupid/cheesy monologue by the main character that will last until you are seconds away from death. Your grin is annoying and none of the other generals/peons think you're cool, you just annoy the hell out of them. Enjoy the time you have left because the main character is gonna scrape your face on the pavent and wipe that stupid arrogant grin off of it.
