1 million stupid things to do at Mc.donalds

just what the title says. I say something stupid to do, You say something stupid to do. Simple. But remember to add the number we're on, so when we get to 1 million, we'll know!

but please only ONE thing to do per post. thanks!

1.Notice how the people on the bathroom signs have skis. take skis in with you and lay toilet paper all over the floor and pretend to go skiing.

((LOL i love that one. thanks for the stupid thing, lillytail!))

2. Scream.. "oh my god! i just heard a dog bark come from the kitchen!" and spit your ham burger out.

3. say to the clerk, HI MACDONALD! GIMME A COW!!!!!! AND A PIE!!!!!!!!

4. Go into McDonalds and bring a chicken and ask to make a chicken burger. xP

5. Go up to the counter person and say "Hi..." pretend to read their nametag "Ronald! Are you Ronald McDonald?" Then if the person says "No, I'm Bob" (random name) say "Not anymore, you're Ronald McDonald now!"

6. Sneak into the kitchen and randomly hide stuff in peoples food XD.

6. Sneak into the kitchen and randomly hide stuff in peoples food XD.

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o_o,

i would hate to find like a scrap paper or somthing in my food ...

7. Walk up to someone and scream "DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS IN WHAT YOUR EATING???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Loud enough so the entire resteraunt can hear.

8. Put on an Asian voice and say "YOU PUT HAIR IN MY BIG MAC.... U MAKE MY WIFE SICK

AND MY DAUGHTER SAD....."

9. Throw chicken nuggets at people

10. Go up to the counter and ask for a double whopper and an extra paper crown for your kid brother. Be sure to sound serious. xD

*sorry nevermind*

Ask for the breakfast menu in the afternoon.

13. walk through the drivethrough.

14) Ask for the them to spit in your food.

15)put a fake worm in your meal and scream"OMG there is like a bug in my food.NASTY!"

16) Ask for a loan.

17)ask"why do you work here? Are too much of a loser to get a better job?"

18. Go on the kiddy slides and be like.. "OMG!!! I GOT STUCK!!"

19) Order some Fillet Mignon.