Limericks!

I say a limerick and the person below rates it and says a new limerick. Limericks can be made up or copied, but if it's copied, you have to say who made it up. Okay?

What is a Limerick?

A limerick is like a poem that:

1. Has five lines

2. Lines 1, 2, and 5 ryme

3. Lines 3 and 4 ryme

(You can also look at my Siggy for Limerick info and Ideas, but take MY credit)

Simple, right?

I go first:

There once was a young boy named Ned.

He thought he was soon to be wed.

His mother came,

she was to blame,

for he had to go streight to bed!

8/10

There once was a man from Paru.

He dreamed he was eating his shoe.

He woke up in the night,

with a terrible fright,

and he found that his dream had come true!

Lets just say I heard it on Spongebob!

7/10 really good it's like... NOT BAD!! lol

(my limerick is in my siggy!)

3/10

I like dogs.

I made this up for a school project!

Once there was a young cat

Who decided that she would grow fat

But whatever she ate

Caused her to deflate

And then there was no young cat

2/10. That isn't really a limerick. The last words in the first a fifth lines are the same

There once was a verry odd Mum.

She could only do one sum!

While doing 1+3,

She had to pee!

And so now she has no bum!

8/10 XD

Lol that was funny...

 

There was an Old Man with a beard,

Who said, "It is just as I feared!

Two owls and a hen,

Four larks and a wren,

Have all built their nests in my beard!"

That is not really a limerick. Use different words, and not the same ones...... 3/10

(The one in my Siggy)

3/10

i clicked on a link and was told

that i had been rick rolled,

it was really retarded,

he sang like he farted,

and the video looked really old.

the end. moo.

2/10. That isn't really a limerick. The last words in the first a fifth lines are the same
There once was a verry odd Mum.

She could only do one sum!

While doing 1+3,

She had to pee!

And so now she has no bum!

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It is so a limmerick! It follows all of the rules, and my teacher agreed, it is a limmerick!

Well sorry! I didn't know! I just thought that all the words had to be different! Don't yell at me! (Please rate blue slips)

there once was a dog named daisy

she loved to sit and be lazy

she let out a bark for her servent mark

and along came her dog froend maisy

(mark was off that day)

5/10 it was ok

Oh, yay! I love limericks! 7/10 Cute.

There was an elephant named Bert,

Who had a special skirt.

The skirt was puffy,

The edges fluffy,

And it was always covered in dirt!

There once was a bunny,

Who thought he was funny,

Then the little hare,

Got big dare,

Got stung steeling the bees honey.

9/10

There once was a girl named Rhiannon

Who joined the circus and got shot out of a canon

It hurt a lot

When out she got shot

That poor pretty young girl named Rhiannon

(That's from Candyfloss by Jacqueline Wilson)

7/10 Poor little Rhiannon.

There once was a pig named Larry,

Who found a "magical" berry.

The berry he ate,

On a "magical" plate,

He said it was just like a cherry!

(I wrote that one a long time ago.)

8/10 hehe!

There once was a girl named Shey,

Her birthday she thought was in May,

But the paper said December,

She could not remember,

So now, it's a 6 month Delay!

Does the name "Mrs. Bushman" strike as familiar to any of you? We just made limericks a few weeks ago, so I'm wondering.

PG

7/10 Poor Shey. Cute limerick, though.

There once was a girl named Carrie,

Who was a big fat fairy.

But one day she turned red,

Popped up on a flowerbed,

And now she is a big fat cherry.

10/10 LOL!!!

One day i saw Mr. Mooney

He was acting Very Looney

I called him Mr.

Then he got a blister

Thats freaky Mr. Mooney

6/10, good job!

There was a boy named Ricky,

He was always very sticky,

Everywhere he sat,

he sat on a rat,

And so now he is very picky!