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K Time

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Posted 16 October 2009 - 11:33 AM ( #1 )

(for some strange reason, I decided to change the song "Don't trust me" into "Don't trust a pie" don't ask. lol)

Brown crust, with the fruit underneath. I got the breath of the last cherry pie on my teeth. And she's a baker, but she ain't got no meat. She's got flour in the cupboard and some eggs in the fridge.
T-t-t-tongues. Always pressed to your forks. While my tongue is on the inside on some good pumpkin pie. And tell your sous chef if he says he's got treats, that I am morbidly obese and I don't want no stupid sweats.

She wants to bake me (woa-oh), she wants to eat me (woa-oh) she'll never get me (woa-oh, woa-oh-oh-oh) Don't trust a pie, never trust a pie, I won't trust a pie, they'll eat me.
She wants to bake me (woa-oh), she wants to eat me (woa-oh), she'll never get me (woa-oh, woa-oh-oh-oh) Don't trust a pie, never trust a pie, I won't trust a pie, they'll eat me.

Flour. On the back of your hands. Wash them in the kitchen, replace it with sand. And the apples you stole from the farm have brown and dark-red bruises all over the core.
B-b-b-burns. Cover your arms. Shaking in the fingers with the whipped-cream in your palm and the worst is, no one likes burnt squid pie. It's just another food, that smells like dog puke.

She wants to bake me (woa-oh), she wants to eat me (woa-oh) she'll never get me (woa-oh, woa-oh-oh-oh) Don't trust a pie, never trust a pie, I won't trust a pie, they'll eat me.
She wants to bake me (woa-oh), she wants to eat me (woa-oh), she'll never get me (woa-oh, woa-oh-oh-oh) Don't trust a pie, never trust a pie, I won't trust a pie, they'll eat me.

Cook girl, bake the pie. Do the Betty Crocker, and mix with a spoon.
I said Cook girl, bake the pie. Do the Betty Crocker, and mix with a spoon.
I said Cook girl, bake the pie. Do the Betty Crocker, and mix with a spoon.

She wants to bake me (woa-oh), she wants to eat me (woa-oh) she'll never get me (woa-oh, woa-oh-oh-oh) Don't trust a pie, never trust a pie, I won't trust a pie, they'll eat me.
She wants to bake me (woa-oh), she wants to eat me (woa-oh), she'll never get me (woa-oh, woa-oh-oh-oh) Don't trust a pie, never trust a pie, I won't trust a pie, they'll eat me.

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Posted 19 October 2009 - 07:40 PM ( #2 )

Oh, Kay. This made me smile. (:
Thanks for making my day.

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 01:12 PM ( #3 )

Oh, Kay. This made me smile. (:
Thanks for making my day.

No problem, Nickay (: It was made from pure randomness. Well, if you count eating a pie while listening to "Don't Trust Me" pure randomness xD

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Posted 20 October 2009 - 04:56 PM ( #4 )

lol, thats funny
i was acctually eating pie when i was reading it
so i threw it away

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 12:43 PM ( #5 )

lol, thats funny
i was acctually eating pie when i was reading it
so i threw it away

hahahaha that made me laugh (:

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Posted 21 October 2009 - 09:08 PM ( #6 )

xD That's so random. I like it.

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Posted 22 October 2009 - 06:30 PM ( #7 )

Kay, I love it. It is better than the original.

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 07:02 AM ( #8 )

haha thanks SG xD

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 11:22 AM ( #9 )

Go Kay!
Made me smiiilleeeee. (:

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Posted 25 October 2009 - 12:26 PM ( #10 )

Woopwoop!
That is so good, Kay! xDD
It makes me want to post the one me and Huntr made to Love Game, but it is completely inappropiate xD
That is so random, lol.