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Based off of funny moments in school! If this is a repeat, forgive me. I looked, though I could have easily passed over a topic.

What are some funny things that happened today/recently? Mine was this morning:

Me: *Walks downstairs and heads to computer. Stares at clock on computer with a "..." face.*

Brother: You do realize it's 11:30, now, right? Daylight Savings.

Me: *cracks up* Yeahhhh. I was like, "WHUTINTHEWORLD."

Then the other day at dinner with the family:

Me: Ohh! Dustin! I was at the store today and there was this guy in a trench coat --

Dustin: *laughs* Hey mommm. Krystal likes guys in trench coats because they remind her of Aoshi. Right, Krystal? He's like your second favorite character.

Me: Wh-what? *glare* ...How did you know?

It was just sudden. He didn't even let me finish my sentence which had us both laughing. x3

You?

Edit; Misspelled sentence. Rofl.

 
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At tennis yesterday, this guy and I kept messing up our high-fives. It was pretty funny.

Then the other week, said guy accidentally hit a little girl when he smashed the ball. It bounced before it hit her though. And we all know it wasn't nice of us to laugh, but we were all dying. Except for the guy who hit her. He was just walking around, gripping his head and not knowing what to do. He was all, "You guys were all laughing here! You're as bad as I am."

Kris, I love how you wrote "Brother" in the first one, but then "Dustin" in the second.

 
At the dance on Friday, Courtney and Amelia kept poking me. o.o

It was funnier for them than it was for me. Courtney picked me up and held my arms back while Amelia proceeded to poke me in the belly button. xD

I kept squirming until I found my way out of her grip, but I ended up falling on the floor on my elbows. xD Ah well. It was extremely funny after I realized I wasn't hurt.

 
Kris, I love how you wrote "Brother" in the first one, but then "Dustin" in the second.
Yeah, cause I'm complicated like that. xD I don't know why I did that.

My mom just had me in tears. We were coming home from the pet store, and I wanted a McDonald's ice cream. I said I wanted a fry, too. Well, this is how it went... (We were both just playing around)

Mom: You're only getting a small fry.

Me: Nooooooo. The small fry is really really small. *pout* I hate youuu.

Mom: Look. There's a circle coming up, I'll just turn back around and go back home.

Me: Pfft. Fine. Get me a small fry. But I still hate you.

Mom: *gasp*

We go into the circle and she passes the exit.

Me: I WAS KIDDING. OH MY GOSH NOOOO. *we pass the McDonald's*

Mom: *laughs*

She goes around the circle... TWICE... and go to the McDonald's. It was so ridiculous I was cracking up. It's very rare that my mom is stupid like that. It was so fun. :'D

~~~

Then we were eating our ice cream in the parking lot and my mom goes, "Look, it's Justin Bieber."

Me: *whips around* What?! ...W-WHERE? MOMMEH! WHERE?

Mom: *cracks up*

Jerk. xD

 
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*My dad hands me an icecream coated about half a centimetre thick with cocoa powder*

'Holy crap, Dad, What is this? Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?'

*Licks icecream*

*Spits cocoa powder everyhwere*

'What the hell Dad!! Cocoa powder tastes like CRAP!'

*Dad laughs*

 
Okay, well the printer was making weird noises, and I'm all " ahhh, what's printing out!?" then I looked and it was something from yesterday. I never even tried to print anything out.

Not as funny on the internet, but it was hilarious.

Ohyes. Yesterday, my friend from school [who isn't allowed to have facebook] added me as a friend, and I'm skipping around the house singing "Dainea added me on facebook! Dainea added me on facebook!" then because I wasn't paying attention, I walked into the wall...

Then on Saturday, me and my friend Alix went outside with my camera. It started out with me hitting her with a huge tree branch until I threw it aside. Then she found a smaller one, then hit me with it multiple times... we got it all on camera.

Then while I was recording her swinging around on the hammock, it broke and she fell on the ground. Me, forgetting it still recording, laughed like an idiot, then fell down on the ground...

A lot more funny moments, but those make me seem like a retard... so I'm not going to post them.

 
I was making a snack and Dustin was in the kitchen with me. We have in inside joke about turnips. We say it with a really stupid accent. xD

Me: *Making sandwich* Hey. You know what would go perfectly on this sandwich?

-bothpause-

Both of us at the exact same second: TUUUUUURNIPS?!

It was so funny. :3

~~

Ooh, this was just at dinner. My mom and dad were talking about something about driving schools and a load of stuff like that. There was this one really stupid rule that they had to do in order for someone to get their licence. I can't remember what it was, but it was realllllly dumb. So I was eating my taco and I broke out in song. Bee Gee's:

"Cause we're living in a world of fools, breaking us down~"

My dad grunted as if he was amused, my mom stared at me, and my brother said, "Wow."

I tend to kill moments like that.

 
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Once in the store, is was in the greeting cards section.I opened up a sound card, and it played the "celebrate good times" song.Then, in the middle of the store, I started dancing.

 
I made the original topic of this but then it died! xD

Uhm. I hand my Mum rubbish and we just laugh over it.

And yesterday, my brother came over, and he told me about all those weird people who visit his work,

Those stories are just priceless.

 
Okay, well my Gran called to let my mum know she has money for me for when we go to town [not the general town, the BIG town in the province 8D] and when the phone rang, my dad asked "Who is it?" then my mum said "It's my mum!" then I calmly said "Don't answer it dad, it's a telemarketer!" xDD

I managed to steal 2 pencils I found at the candy store without being caught. My dad still never asked why I had pencils in my pocket. -shifty eyes-

 
Hmm lemme think. Okay the MSN conversation between me and Julia:

Julia: So wuu2?

Me: Not much just writing useless junk 'bout myself.

Julia: Oh.

-5 minutes later-

Julia: so wuu2?

Me: Just trolling the internet.

Julia: lol

-5 minutes later-

Julia: so wuu2 now?

Me: still trolling the internet.

Julia: Okay.

Yeah only I find these things funny.

At kents cavern the other day:

Man: ...and these caves have been here for [insert over the top legnth of time here] and they are COMPLETELY natural

Me: *looks up and sees grafitti on a wall* "..." xD

Julia: "..." xD

Ethan: Wha...?

Yeah it was hilarious.

On the trampoline.

One of my friends has this little sister *lets call her boo* who is funny.

*Boo goes round attempting to punch my friend down below*

Friend: Boo stop!

Boo: NO! *sulks*

Me: *hides*

Boo: I'll go in and tell if you don't let me punch you in the b***ucks

Me: "..." xD

Friend: >.>"

Yeah my life is weird.

 
I made the original topic of this but then it died! xD
Oh, haha. I hath revived it! 8D

Me: "I have so much self control it's not even funny."

Dustin: Pfffffshhhf.

Then I went to drink my orange juice and missed my mouth. xDDD That was this morning. You had to be there.

I swear, my brother and I always experience and make some of the funnies moments. x3

 
My friend and I made a parody of I'll Make a Man out of You into I'll Make a Man out of Dai.

It was hilarious. When I actually sang it, I couldn't even go on at certain points I was laughing so hard. Oh boy. :'D

 
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I was walking to the mall with my friend, then this guy out of no where, comes and throws Skittles at me and says 'Taste the flippin RAINBOW!' x) I was laughing my head off! xDD

 
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This year when my teacher was talking about this provincial literacy test that we have to write.. she said "It's long, and hard, but if you really push yourself, you'll do just fine. Trust me, it feels so good when you're done." and then this kid finished with "That's what she said.." xDD

 
^Lmao! xDDD

I was at the movies with, Amber, we where going to go watch some movie, I forget what it's called, then we see Alex and Eric, and surprisingly they're watching the same movie as us, so we all go together. In the middle of the movie Alex had to go to the washroom, and I was sitting beside him, being the childish person he is, he kept on saying

Him: 'I need to go pee pee'

Me: 'Then go?'

Him: 'But I'll miss the movie!'

Me: 'I'll tell you what happened when you where gone'

Him: 'But I'm scared to go alone!'

Me: 'Ahww, man!'

I had to go with him, and then by the time he was done the movie was over. xDDD

 
Today at lunch me and two of my friends just randomly started singing the Pokemon theme song. I wanna be the very best! Like no one ever was! I'm sure you know how it goes. x3 And then our friend Ashley was like "I don't know you... I don't know you..." *headdesk*

 
Me and a huge group were at the movies. I'll just use names to make it make more sense. Katelyn wanted to sit beside Shannon and Cully, and Adam needed to move a seat in order for her to do that. He didn't want to move, so I said "Move, you idiot" at him. Adam yells in a sarcastic tone "DON'T CALL ME AN IDIOT! I DON'T APPRECIATE IT!" Awkward glances from the packed theater.

At a hockey tournament, we were staying in a super sketchy hotel. When coming back from supper, the group passes a transvestite walking her pet Pitbull (Uhm, yeah. ;- ;) and Stacy says "OMG, is that a transvestite?" Right in front of the person. We gunned it to the door like there was no tomorrow.

At the Eaton Center, there was a guy dressed in drag (sequin dress, hooker boots, everything.) giving out flyers for God knows what. We walked up to us and started talking to us. Carly didn't realise she was staring right at him with a blank look the whole time. When he left, she said "Was that a drag queen? I kept looking at him but I couldn't tell if it was just a prostitute."

After the Green Day concert I went to, we went to the 7-11 to get Slurpees after to soothes our throats. I saw a cat in front of our car, so I slowly walked up to it to see if it had a collar. It hissed at me. But it was actually a raccoon, and everyone was staring at me weird for going all "Here, kitty" at it.

Me and some friends were walking through town late at night, and we saw this guy wearing an all red windsuit and he had a white beard. Larissa pointed out to us, rather loudly, "He looks like Santa Claus!" He stared at us.

So. Many. More. Moments.

I love life.

 
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Work, work is funny. I'mma be one of those people with a billion work stories to tell.

I have a friend at work named Bradie, he's a shelf stocker.

I am stupid and still don't know where everything is in the supermarket I work at. I needed pasta.

I was like "Braaaadie, where do you hide the pasta?" and he's like in a fake British accent "I'll show you the way, madame"

He lead me to them and said "Good day" And I was like "Well, you're such a gentlemen" He's real cool.

Today I got onesie pajamas. Never been more excited in my life.

 
Ok there was today:

Me and my friend were walking down the road to the store and this random boy comes up behind us. He keeps following us and it was hilarious. And today when I went swimming. After I bought a packet of skittles from the machine (I know right!) me and emma threw them on some people playing squash and yelled: "Taste the rainbow noobs!" and ran away laughing like idiots.

 
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