I'm going to start doing random stat updates.
Tama-Go White w/ Kuchipatchi
Weight: 10 lbs
Ashton: Do something cool.
Ashton: You said you'd do something cool today.
Zack: Did I?
Zack: Fine. What do you want to do?
Ashton: Fix your v5, and find your other 3 tamas.
Zack: Want some friends?
Ashton: You bet.
-In The Kitchen-
Fridge: I'm bored.
*Random thief-looking guy walks in*
Fridge: WOAH HOLY CRAP A BURGLAR!
???: Are you the burglar alarm?!
Fridge: No, I'm the fridge.
???: Oh. I'm just here to break in.
Fridge: Oh. Okay. Just don't open my face.
Fridge: There's something behind you.
???: Hm? *CONK!*
Ashton: I got him! *throws baseball bat on the ground*
Zack: What? A burglar? Unmask him!
Zack: Because it's cool.
Ashton: Oh. *unmasks* Zack, were we saying unmask "him?"
Zack: Yeah, why?
Ashton: Then he looks feminine and he would be hot if he was a girl.
Zack: It's probably a girl, then.
Ashton: Oh. Does this mean I'm
Zack: No! It just means you're still the Ash I know.
Ashton: Oh... Hey!
Zack: OhMyGod she's waking up.
???: Wha? Aw, crap. I got caught.
Ashton: You're darn right you did.
Zack: Why are you here?!
???: There's a fragment of Elementite under your house, which I need to fulfill my destiny of reviving Gendalok!
Zack and Ashton: What?
???: Ugh. Shiny make castle come back. It's under your living box.
Zack: I still don't get it.
Ashton: Oooooooooooohhh... I'll explain it, Zack. There's a magic crystal called Elementite that contains very powerful magic that can give MANA to people with none. Like us. And she needs it to recover her hometwon, Gendalok. Gendalok is a castle town ruled by King Elphir, who is missing. His Adviser, Chime, is the current leader until Elphir returns. The Elementite has been growing under our house, and is ready to harvest.
Zack: How did you get that from "Shiny make castle come back. It's under your living box."?
Did you do something?
???: No. He's just smart, I guess.
Zack: Pfff... What's your name anyway?
Ashton: You lie.
Ashton: You're an elf. Human-size. The pointed ears give it away.
Dylena: Drat. Curse you, RPG nerd. My name is Dylena. I am, as Duckboy here said, from Gendalok.
Dylena: I see you are smart, Duckboy.
Dylena: Bless you.
Ashton: I mean my NAME is Ashton.
Dylena: Need a tissue? What's your name, anyway, Duckboy?
Ashton: My name is A-S-H-T-O-N!!
Dylena: Oh. Sorry about that. Would you like to join my quest?
Dylena: Do you wish for your pet Human to come?
Ashton: FINE. Sheesh.
Zack: And I am NOT his pet.
Dylena: Okay then.
*footsteps on the roof*
Dylena: Oh no. They're here.
Dylena: Teslanar and Zigmal. They helped destroy Gendalok. They want to stop me from getting the Elementite!
Zack: Wait, wait, wait. This is my peaceful home. I raise tamagotchis here!
Dylena: Too bad. There might be a fight here.
Teslanar: *muffled* Isn't dis teh place?
Zigmal: *muffled* Yeah. This is it.
Teslanar: Okay. Let's do dis.
Zigmal: Let's dig.
Dylena: Zigmal is a goblin. Teslanar is a miniature troll. About two times the size of a normal adult human.
Zack: We've got to get out there!
Ashton: Oh yeah!
Zigmal: We got it. *runs away*
Teslanar: Let's go. *runs away*
Dylena: Dangit! They beat us to it!
Zack: That sucks.
Ashton: Well, we could probably get it sometime.
Zack: We find them, we take it, we leave. Got it?
Dylena: Totally.An adventure finally begins.
Edited by zacksims123, 29 January 2011 - 06:37 PM.