Zack's Tama Log
Posted 06 July 2011 - 08:36 PM ( #162 )
Posted 11 October 2011 - 01:17 PM ( #163 )
Lucianna: I HAVE MADE A NEW RULE FOR MY PARTY!
Edmond: What is it now?
Lucianna: You are only allowed to have one line in the chat!
Edmond: Wha-
Lucianna: Ah, ah, ah. You've already used your line.
Frederica: You're crazy.
Lucianna: NO! I am Lucianna, remember?
Frederica: Yes.
Lucianna: NO! YOU SAID ANOTHER MOUTH TALK THING.
Samuel: Um, can I say something?
Lucianna: Not anymore, you just wasted your line.
Samuel: Aw...
Lucianna: Quiet you. Hey, guys? Answer me. Wait, no, don't. Well, maybe, if I... No... OKAY THAT RULE MEANS NOTHING!
Spiffle: I'm a swimsuit operator banking some grape soda.
Frederica: What...
Samuel: The...
Edmond: F
There was no cussing in this post. Preeeeeow.
~Zaxx0r
Edited by zacksims123, 11 October 2011 - 01:18 PM.
Posted 11 October 2011 - 09:26 PM ( #164 )
You: No crap, Sherlock.
No, I mean, there's no tamas right now. So, I think I ought to find one that does not bore me. Let's see... Idea, idea, idea. Random words should help me think. Boom, hole, magic, butt, piggy, doctor, stop, cave, Ebenizer, deep, sea, fanglyfish, homestar, runner, shower, Bertha, die, mummy, red, Jonny, homicidal, maniac, moose, cow, duck, piggy, fire, blue, pearl, sponge, Bob, Jim, piggy, taco, sky.
Okay, I'm out of ideas. Somebody send me a friggin' idea! (PM if you please.)
Posted 05 February 2012 - 07:52 PM ( #165 )
TAMA-GO 1: Bert, I think? (Kuchipatchi)
TAMA-GO 2: Deedee. I'm sure of it. (Pipotchi)
v4: Jojo. (Maidtchi)
v5:
v6: Clare. (Mimitchi)
And now for a long awaited chat.
Bert: Chirp.
Jojo: What're you, a bird?
Bert: Kuchipatchi.
Clare: What?
Lucianna: QUIET! I REQUIRE A BEHEST!
Edmond: God no.
Zack: Go kill a Gigas Worm.
Frederica: We're gonna die!
Zack: No.
Samuel: No, what?
Zack: No.
Spiffle: HI EVERYPEOPLEZZZZ! I are back.
Longer posts to come, PROMISE!
~Flaky Smurf
Posted 25 February 2012 - 10:11 PM ( #166 )
Tama-Go White
Name: Bert
Age: 3
Species: Kuchipatchi
Training: ||||
Friendship: .5/6
V6 Amp
Name: Clare
Age: 4
Species: Mimitchi
Tone: 830
Rhythm: 919
Original: 849
Music: Classical
V4
Name: JoJo
Age: 5
Species: Maidtchi
Pencil-ing: 13
Sparkliness: 49
Flower Aroma: 5
Training: |||||||||
So, yeah. Clare went to sleep. Bert did, but he somehow woke up. JoJo has been brushing her teeth for like 30 minutes. Oral health is important, I suppose. The poor tamas haven't said anything for a while.
Bert: Finally!
JoJo: Shhhhhh! Clare's asleep!
Bert: *whispering* Finally!
Zack: Sorry, I've been busy! I have to do a science fair project and a poetry project!
JoJo: I understand, Zack!
Bert: Pffft. That's nothing. I have to defend Tamagotchi planet from bugs and jump over pits.
JoJo: I don't want to go to work. It's dumb and hard!
Zack: School's worse.
JoJo: It so is not.
The end of destiny/death.
-Zack// (old siggy)
Posted 26 February 2012 - 12:00 PM ( #167 )
Tama-Go White
Name: Bert
Age: 4
Species: Kuchipatchi
Training: ||||
Friendship: 1.5/6
V6 Amps
Name: Clare
Age: 4
Species: Mimitchi
Tone: 884
Rhythem: 954
Original: 892
Music: Classical
V4 Orange with Red Spots
Name: Clare
Age: 5
Species: Maidtchi
Pencilness: 13
Sparkles: 49
Flowery: 13
Training: |||||||||
Clare: Wait, how long have we been unpaused? Wait, where's Deedee? And Marx?
JoJo: *cringes*
Bert: They died. Slowly and Painfully.
Clare: What?! HOW?!
Zack: Well, Marx started continuously screaming until I put him to sleep so he wouldn't physically tear his vocal cords. Something traumatized him... Deedee died of natural causes.
JoJo: I think Teslamar and Zigmal could be to blame.
Dylena: What? Did I hear someone mention Teslamar and/or Zigmal.
Bert: Probably not. They couldn't traumatize Ninja.
Ninja: WHEEK! WHEEK! WHEEK!
Spiffle: Aw... I'll feed you, little puinea gig.
Clare: That's... a lot to take in.
JoJo: You act like you don't exist in this freaking log.
Zack: Shhhh. Don't break the fourth wall.
Bert: What:
Zack: Shhhh.
Spiffle: Come on! The fun does not have spoils if we are not not unhappy!
Zack: He's right. Clare, how's SOFT doing?
Clare: Were doing great! We're ranked 5th with 163,927,002 tama fans!
Bert: These random subject changes annoy me.
Fridge: GOD DANGIT DYLENA THAT HURTS!
Dylena: I NEED A SANDWICH!!
Hilarious ending statement.
-Zack// (Funny line)
Posted 26 February 2012 - 12:07 PM ( #168 )
JoJo: I am not!
Okay, miss 90 lbs. Wow, I am a jerk. I'm sorry tamas.
JoJo: Fine, it's okay. I'm going to go jump rope.
Could somebody please PM me? I'm bored. REALLY BORED.
-Zack// (Blondes have no souls. Wait...)
Posted 26 February 2012 - 10:59 PM ( #169 )
JoJo: Thank you. Hi everyone! It's me! JoJo! I would just like to thank you all for supporting this log to help it go from a freaky murderous Nemutchi to the kind-ish group we are today. I say kind-ish because Bert is acting like a jerk... So, thank you all!
...Yeah, that was nice and all, but I don't think people still read this log, despite it's "HOT" status.
-Zack// (What's an awake?)
Posted 27 February 2012 - 11:21 PM ( #170 )
Tama-Go
Name: Bert
Species: Kuchipatchi
Age: 5
Training: ||||
Friendship: 2.5/6
V6
Name: Clare
Species: Mimitchi
Age: 5
Stats: All 999!
Music: Jazz
Band: Dino the Togetchi, David the Doroyotchi.
V4
Name: JoJo
Species: Maidtchi
Age: 6
Intelligence: 14 (stupid)
Fashion: 49 (almost a hipster)
Creativity: 17 (unoriginal)
Training: |||||||||
Job: Still can't find one...
Clare: This classical thing isn't working out!
David: I completely agree. That would be great.
Dino: Well, I thought it was going pretty well...
David: I completely agree. That would suck.
Clare: Come on! How about Jazz? It's cool!
Dino: But... Okay.
David: I never doubted Jazz for a second.
Clare: But you did.
David: Oh! Yes! I doubted it, but I am now "on the bandwagon".
Dino: You foreigners are so weird...
Clare: Hey!
Bert: Would you band geeks keep it down? I'm trying to sleep!
Dino: Sorry, your great fatness.
David: Yeah!
Clare: Guys-
Bert: You want a piece of me?
Dino: Come get it!
Clare: Guys, stop!
David: Yes, come on, Dino, let's not provoke a fight.
Dino: Me, provoke?! He started it!
JoJo: What is all the commotion about?
Clare: Bert and Dino are going at it.
JoJo: Oh. I do hate fights.
David: I agree.
Bert: Pffft. I'm going back to bed. *leaves*
Dino: Whadda jerk.
JoJo: No! He's just...grumpy. I'll go make him feel better. *leaves*
*awkward silence*
David: I wonder what they're doing in there.
Clare: Uh...that's none of our business.
Dino: But now I want to know.
Clare: Me too.
David: Me also.
Dino: But you said it first, David.
David: What? Oh, so I did.
Clare: You guys, I have a jazz song I've been working on while I thought about switching genres.
Dino: Wanna try it?
David: Um... I don't know. Do you?
Dino: Sure.
David: Okay.
Clare: Alright!
~SONG~
Zack: Wow, that sounded good! But, it sounded like jazz, not classical.
Clare: We switched genres.
Zack: I can't tell you how many times your grandma did that.
Clare: Holly?
Zack: Yeah.
Dino: Well, that's that. We're a jazz band. For now.
David: Yes, yes. For now.
Clare: Sweet!
Classic-style chat!
-Zack// (nostalgia)
EDIT: Found it.
Edited by zacksims123, 28 February 2012 - 08:52 PM.
Posted 28 February 2012 - 09:33 PM ( #171 )
Tama-Go
Name: Bert
Species: Kuchipatchi
Age: 6
Training: ||||
Friendship: 3/6
V6
Name: Clare
Species: Mimitchi
Age: 5
Stats: All 999!
Band: Jazz
V4
Name: JoJo
Species: Maidtchi
Age: 6
Pencil-Holding Ability: 14
Edward In Daylight Ability: 49
Petal Look-Alike Ability: 19
Training: |||||||||
Bert: What a nice way to start off the post. With a wife!
Fridge: You're in a good mood.
Bert: Why, yes, fridge, I am!
Helen: Why wouldn't he be? He just married me!
Fridge: Aren't you cocky.
Helen: Yes. Yes I am.
Clare: Hey, Bert!
Dino: Congratulations!
David: Yes! Congratulations.
Dino: Must you agree with everything?
David: No congratulations for you!
Dino: That's not what I meant.
JoJo: This is great! You know, I would like to marry soon!
Clare: Yeah! Me too! Maybe not yet...
Bert: I like you guys. I love you guys.
Dino: Awwww...
David: So, let us cut the cake, if this is okay with you.
Helen: Oh, that's fine!
JoJo: Yeah! Cake! I feel fat by saying that.
Clare: How so?
JoJo: I don't know.
Dino: Okay...
Bert: Cake time!
*Later*
Clare: That was fun!
Fridge: I liked it because someone put a wedding cake inside my face.
JoJo: I liked it because marriage is beautiful.
Dino: I liked it because there were provided drinks.
David: I liked that too.
Clare: I liked it because you were all there.
All: …
Fridge: That was corny.
And they all lived happily ever after. Well, two of them, anyway.
-Zack// (Fridge is omniscient)
Edited by zacksims123, 28 February 2012 - 11:48 PM.
Posted 28 February 2012 - 10:25 PM ( #172 )
Helen: Well, well. What do we have here? Another couple? Could it be love?
Clare: Yes, it is!
Zack: That's great!
Elmer: Yeah! So, are we gonna party, or what?
Clare: Duh.
Dino: There you go, Clare! Married at last! Didn't know if you could do it!
David: I knew.
JoJo: Two marriages in one day! I hope I'm not left out!
Zack: You won't be! You're a Maidtchi! Guys like that.
JoJo: Thanks, Zack.
Fridge: Marriage just slows people down. If I got married, I would…probably enjoy the company.
Elmer: That's both beautiful and horribly depressing.
Clare: Why don't we start the party.
David: Yeah.
Dino: Alright! Let's do this!
Zack: Could you please not wreck my house again?
Clare: No.
JoJo: Don't worry, Zack. I'll clean up!
Zack: Thanks, JoJo.
*During the party*
JoJo: *sitting alone* This is great...
Dino: *blushing* Hey. Want to...dance?
JoJo: *blushing* Oh. Well, okay.
Dino: You looked lonely.
JoJo: Thank you for doing this. It's making me feel better.
Dino: You know, I was thinking... You and I could, well, go to, like, the movies or something.
JoJo: Dino, I'd love to!
Dino: Great!
JoJo: When?
Dino: After the party.
JoJo: Great!
*After the party*
David: I bet they're... Getting it on.
Dino: Oh please. She's a music star. Of course she is.
JoJo: Probably. The only one who could've made a good Jazz band member is David.
David: Thank you.
Dino: Well, it's soothing.
Bert: We're mature enough to wait.
Helen: Much more mature than her.
David: Back off. Now.
Bert: Don't talk to my wife like that.
David: *unfazed* You mess with one of SOFT, you mess with all of SOFT.
Helen: Whatever. Come on, Bert.
Bert: Yeah.
Tension, much?
-Zack// (In much need of long chats)
Edited by zacksims123, 28 February 2012 - 11:48 PM.
Posted 29 February 2012 - 12:44 AM ( #173 )
Edited by zacksims123, 29 February 2012 - 12:47 AM.
Posted 29 February 2012 - 12:46 AM ( #174 )
Tama-Go
Name: Bert
Species: Kuchipatchi
Age: 6
Training: ||||
Friendship: 3/6
V6
Name: Clare
Species: Mimitchi
Age: 5
Stats: All 999!
Band: Jazz
V4
Name: JoJo
Species: Maidtchi
Age: 6
Pencils: 16
Sparkles: 49
Flowers: 25
Training: |||||||||
Dino: We're the champs, we're the champs, we're the champs!
JoJo: People are sleeping, people are sleeping, people are sleeping!
Clare: Sorry. We're just excited.
JoJo: Why?
Clare: WE JUST WON A JAZZ AWARD!
David: YES!
JoJo: Oh. That's why.
Dino: It's freaking cool.
David: I must agree. You are jealous.
JoJo: Not really.
Zack: What's all the commotion about? OH! Hey, SOFT. Congratulations on the award! I heard the gotchi king himself gave it to you guys.
Dino: All true.
Zack: Cool! So, can I go to sleep now?
Clare: No.
Zack: Okay, *subject change* What are you naming your daughter?
Clare: Hmmm... How about Roxelle? Roxy, for short?
Zack: I don't know why you're asking me, but that sounds fine.
Dino: Woah, Roxelle. That's an awesome name.
Roxy: *blows raspberry at Dino*
Dino: Awww... That's adorable.
David: I agree!
Okay, I'm tired.
Zack: But this isn't over yet!
Too bad, me! I only require 3 things in this world: Tamas, Orange Juice, and Sleep.
Zack: But-
No buts!
Zack: Awww...
Gotcha there.
Zack: No, you're being immaturely mature.
What?
Zack: Owned.
Huh?
Zack: I win.
WRONG!!
So...sleepy...
-Zack// (*snore*)
Edited by zacksims123, 29 February 2012 - 08:56 PM.
Posted 29 February 2012 - 10:42 PM ( #175 )
Hello! The matchmaker came, and JoJo married a Mametchi. However, for lovely little purposes, I think in the story, it shall be Dino.
Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi
Names: Bert and Helen
Species: Kuchipatchi and Uwasatchi
Age: 6
Training: ||||
Friendship: 3/6
Music Star Blue with Amps
Names: Clare, Elmer, and Roxelle
Species: Mimitchi, Shimashimatchi, Petitchi
Age: 6
Stats: All 999!
Band: Jazz
Instrument: Violin
Toy: Book
V4 Orange with Red Spots
Names: JoJo and Ashley
Species: Maidtchi and Shirotsubutchi
Age: 7
Intelligence: 16
Fashion: 51
Social: 28
Training: |||||||||
Job: Utencil Sorter (Resteraunt)
Dino: Hey, uh, JoJo?
JoJo: What?
Dino: Um...well...Will you marry me?
JoJo: *gasp* I will!
Clare: Well, it took you guys long enough!
Elmer: Yeah! I mean, I've been here for a day, and I can tell you guys are meant to be.
David: I agree.
Dino: So, are we going to party.
Zack: *barges in* No! You're not.
JoJo: I'll clean up!
Zack: No, David will!
David: What?
Dino: Are you saying okay?
Zack: *sigh* Fine.
JoJo: YES!
*Third Epic Party*
Fridge: I have so much cake in me.
David: *cleaning* Why do you talk?
Fridge: Because I can.
David: But it just seems...wrong.
Fridge: What's wrong with me talking?
David: ...Nothing.
*JoJo and Dino walk out of a room with a baby*
JoJo: Hey everyone, this is Ashley!
Everyone: Hi, Ashley.
Dino: Ash for short, I guess.
Clare: That's a cute name!
Bert: Yeah.
Helen: It's okay... We're going to name our kid Miles if it's a boy, and Gale if it's a girl.
Fridge: So?
Helen: SO, I picked the best names ever.
Bert: WE did.
Helen: It was mostly me. Bert, let's go buy me some clothes.
Bert: Okay.
*they leave*
Dino: That guy needs to stand up for himself.
Fridge: I can't say I feel sorry for him, because he was kind of a jerk.
JoJo: Awww... Look, Ash and Roxy are playing together.
David: That's adorable.
Fridge: This conversation is going nowhere,
And therefore, I end this chat. Sorry, Zack. You've been overridden.
~Fridge, the Master of the House
Edited by zacksims123, 29 February 2012 - 10:43 PM.
Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:27 AM ( #176 )
Tama-Go
Name: Bert
Species: Kuchipatchi
Age: 7
Training: ||||
Friendship: 3/6
V6
Name: Clare
Species: Mimitchi
Age: 6
Stats: All 999!
Band: Jazz
Instrument: Violin
Toy: Book (Best toy evar)
V4
Name: JoJo
Species: Maidtchi
Age: 7
Writing Utencil: 16
Twinkle: 51
Plant: 31
Training: |||||||||
Bert: So, Zack, I heard we were getting a new brother or sister?
Zack: You guys will probably be on Tama Planet by the time he/she arrives.
Bert: Oh.
Zack: Yes. Oh indeed.
Bert: What'll they be like?
Zack: A dead P2.
Bert: *horrified face*
Zack: Like an angel, not a zombie.
JoJo: What zombie?
Zack: No zombie.
JoJo: Okay, I'm confused.
Clare: What's up? Concert was a success!
David: I agree!
Dino: They should give us another Jazz award!
Clare: That would be so cool!
David: Yeah! I agree!
Zack: Guys?
SOFT: What?
Zack: I was just telling them that I'm getting a Tamagotchi Angel!
Dino: What?
Zack: Like a dead P2. *quickly* Not a zombie, an angel.
Clare: You didn't have to explain that.
David: Yeah.
Zack: Oh, but I did.
The end.
-Zack// (Tobygames time)
Posted 03 March 2012 - 02:25 PM ( #177 )
So read the below post.
Yeah.
...
This is awkward.
Edited by zacksims123, 03 March 2012 - 02:33 PM.
Posted 03 March 2012 - 02:26 PM ( #178 )
Tama-Go White
Name: Bert with Gale
Species: Kuchipatchi with Nokotchi
Age: 9 (1 more until oldie?!)
Training: ||||
Friendship: 3/6
Music Star Blue with Amps
Name: Roxy
Species: Hitodetchi
Age: 0
Tone: 268
Rythem: 262
Original: 296
Band: Classical
Instrument: Dream Mic (classical?)
Toy: UFO
V4 Orange with Red Spots (NEW COLOR! UMAD?)
Name: Ash
Species: Harutchi
Age: 0
Intelligence: 3
Fashion: 1
Social: 2
Training: |
Roxy: I really need a band.
Bert: You're fine on your own.
Roxy: No, I'm not!
Ash: You're fine...
Roxy: No! I need the best rock'n'roll band EVER!
Helen: *sigh* I can't take care of Gale and two toddlers...
Roxy: I'm no toddler! I'm a big girl!
Bert: Of course you are.
Ash: I don't mind being a toddler. There's less responsibility.
Roxy: Ew! I'll never take responsibility for anything!
Helen: *sigh again* I'm sure you won't, Roxy dear.
Roxy: I always beat the other kids at jumping rope in preschool!
Bert: Always?
Roxy: Well...most of the time.
Ash: I prefer to jump rope alone. Other people mess me up.
Roxy: Yeah, that's it! The other kids mess me up sometimes!
Helen: Yeah?
Roxy: Yeah!
Ash: You're pretty confident, huh sis?
Roxy: Confident? I'm gonna be the very best rocker there ever was!
Bert: I don't know, your grandpa was pretty amazing!
Roxy: Who was my grandpa?
Bert: Hawk and the Devils.
Roxy: Wow! Really?
Nazotchi: Mail!
Zack: Put it in the little slot thingy.
Roxy: WOAH! Mom sent me 8000 GP! I'm rich!
Bert: Not compared to what your family made...
Ash: ...Really?
Bert: They made millions.
Toddlers: 0.0 Woah.
Zack: Yeah.
This could be fun!
-Zack (New generation!)
Edited by zacksims123, 03 March 2012 - 11:33 PM.
Posted 03 March 2012 - 11:53 PM ( #179 )
Tama-Go White
Name: Bert with Gale
Species: Kuchipatchi with Nokotchi
Age: 9
Training: ||||
Friendship: 3/6
Music Star Blue with Amps
Name: Roxy
Species: Ichigotchi
Age: 1
Tone: 276
Rythem: 283
Original: 305
Band: Rock'n'Roll
Instrument: Dream Mic
Toy: UFO
V4 Orange with Red Spots (NEW COLOR! UMAD?)
Name: Ash
Species: Harutchi
Age: 0
Intelligence: 3
Fashion: 7
Social: 5
Training: |||
Zack: OKAY! Well, now that Roxy's a teenager, things are going to get complicated...
Ash: Really complicated.
Roxy: Defiant I stand! Against this monstrous Preschool! I demand Music Schooling! HAHAHA!!
Bert: *yawn* That's nice. I'm tired and need sleep.
Helen: At least she can feed herself...
Gale: Milk! MILK!
Helen: *sigh*
Roxy: I am a freaking STRAWBERRY! Anybody who defies the might of my rocking ability shall perish!
Zack: Calm down. First, you need a name for your band. But before that, you need band members.
Roxy: I shall go to school tomorrow, and find the best! ROCK'N'ROLL FOREVER!!!
Ash: I could join your band.
Roxy:
Ash: *stricken*
Bert: Please quiet down?
Roxy: NEVER!
Bert: *deep breath*
Roxy: This is getting boring, I'll save this log with my band! They'll be the best rock band ever!
And so, Roxelle decided that she would have the greatest rock band ever. The mid-beginning of her life.
-Zack// (Wish I could think of more stuff to post.)
Edited by zacksims123, 04 March 2012 - 08:05 PM.
Posted 04 March 2012 - 12:20 AM ( #180 )
Tama-Go White with Kuchipatchi (NEW COLOR AGAIN)
Name: Gale
Species: Nokotchi
Age: 0
Training: 0
Friendship: 3/6
Music Star Blue with Amps
Name: Roxy
Species: Ichigotchi
Age: 1
Tone: 284
Rhythem: 295
Original: 311
Band: Rock'n'Roll
Instrument: Dream Mic
Toy: UFO
V4 Orange with Red Spots
Name: Ash
Species: Harutchi
Age: 0
Penicilline: 3
Fashonista: 7
Frivolity: 5
Training: |||
Roxy: Well, it's almost time for me to go to Music School.
Zack: Yep... I can't believe you're a teenager already.
Ash: I can't either.
Gale: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Zack: Gotta feed and play with the baby. *walks over to the fridge*
Fridge: Ah, ah, ah. I can open myself. Just be polite and ask.
Zack: *deep breath* Will you please open?
Fridge: Yes, my kind sir.
Ash: Is that necessary?
Fridge: Absolutely. If it wasn't for me, Zack would be a total slob.
Zack: If it wasn't for you, we would probably be dead.
Roxy: How?
Zack: Well-
Roxy: Whoops. Don't care.
Ash: I want to hear.
Roxy: Whoops. Don't care.
Gale: FOOD!
Zack: It's time for your nap.
Gale: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *falls asleep*
Roxy: I love when that happens.
Ash: I think it's weird.
Roxy: Yeah, okay, that's nice.
Ash: Would you stop doing that?
Roxy: Doing what?
Ash: ...Nothing...
Zack: ?
What kind of lovely relationship between these two be?
-Zack// (I want my Angel)
Edited by zacksims123, 04 March 2012 - 08:05 PM.



