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The Ke$ha story.


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Posted 01 January 2011 - 02:08 PM ( #1 )

One day, Ke$ha decided to go on a jog. Because she needs to stay fit for her concerts. So as she was running, she went through some woods and discovered a dead body. She called the police and they came and took him to the hospital and he was dead so then they buried him.

The end ;)

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Posted 01 January 2011 - 02:27 PM ( #2 )

...

Well then.
I'll just move on (Thought this could've been interesting due to the title?) since even me, Ms. Critic, can't even nitpick at this.
Something tells me you're trolling.

Edited by Goggle-Face, 01 January 2011 - 02:28 PM.


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Posted 01 January 2011 - 02:29 PM ( #3 )

...

Well then.
I'll just move on (Thought this could've been interesting due to the title?) since even me, Ms. Critic, can't even nitpick at this.
Something tells me you're trolling.

;_______________; I'm not a troll.

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 10:03 AM ( #4 )

One day, Ke$ha decided to go on a jog. Because she needs to stay fit for her concerts. So as she was running, she went through some woods and discovered a dead body. She called the police and they came and took him to the hospital and he was dead so then they buried him.

The end ;)


THAT STORY WAS SO BAD, I LAUGHED.

Real review: It was, umm, decent?

Edited by Purin, 02 January 2011 - 04:47 PM.


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Posted 02 January 2011 - 11:45 AM ( #5 )

That was honestly one of the most creative stories I've read in awhile.


BRAVO! *applause*

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 12:52 PM ( #6 )

Ke$ha finding a dead body in the woods?

=D

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Posted 02 January 2011 - 04:00 PM ( #7 )

-posted on wrong wrong account D:-

Edited by Feliciano Vargas, 02 January 2011 - 04:02 PM.


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Posted 02 January 2011 - 04:03 PM ( #8 )

This....This amazing piece of writing is so beautiful and full of emotion.

I'm going to cry. 10/10 Bravo
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Posted 16 February 2011 - 05:24 PM ( #9 )

Wow! I laughed SO hard when I read this! I saw the title and thought "Oh THIS should be interesting . . . " Oh my. This made my day.

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Posted 17 February 2011 - 02:14 AM ( #10 )

BWAHAHAHAH! *Snort* Nice story!
Oh god, I saw the shortness of it and went, "oh great."
It's like, "Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died, the end."
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Posted 19 February 2011 - 04:37 PM ( #11 )

Crank the score up to 11.

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 10:38 AM ( #12 )

THe beauty of this story is remarkable.

Bravo! Good show!

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 05:45 PM ( #13 )

One day, Ke$ha decided to go on a jog. Because she needs to stay fit for her concerts. So as she was running, she went through some woods and discovered a dead body. She called the police and they came and took him to the hospital and he was dead so then they buried him.

The end ;)


Why was she on a jog?

Edited by helper10, 21 February 2011 - 05:45 PM.


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Posted 22 February 2011 - 12:51 PM ( #14 )

Why was she on a jog?


It says why in the next sentence -_-

Pathetic atempt to give criticscjisfmrgfmrm to dis fine wurk ov teh arttz.

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Posted 22 February 2011 - 05:15 PM ( #15 )

This suck........ -_-

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Posted 22 February 2011 - 08:42 PM ( #16 )

This suck........ -_-


You're jealous you didn't think this beautiful piece of writing first, nub.
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Posted 26 February 2011 - 03:09 PM ( #17 )

Okay, this deserves to be in a book, titled 'THE GREATEST STORY THAT EVER LIVED!!!1!!!'

It had such a short life -blows nose-

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Posted 27 February 2011 - 01:12 PM ( #18 )

Never Start a sentence with because though. :/

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Posted 28 February 2011 - 03:00 PM ( #19 )

Why'd they take a dead body to the hospital?

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Posted 29 April 2011 - 04:51 PM ( #20 )

Oh my xD
I actually really liked it!
It made me laugh for at least 2 minutes (Im still laughing)
Its hilarious
seriously- this should win an award!

@Jadeie "Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died, the end."
LMAO xDDD Isn't that from spongebob or something?