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Posted 14 July 2012 - 05:45 AM ( #817 )

Because a certain Surgeon of Rockets made them that way.


WHY IS VANILLA COKE SO GOOD?

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Posted 14 July 2012 - 02:20 PM ( #818 )

Because it has vanilla

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

Edited by Choco Monkey, 14 July 2012 - 02:31 PM.


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Posted 14 July 2012 - 08:06 PM ( #819 )

Who knows...

Do you know?

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Posted 16 July 2012 - 04:59 PM ( #820 )

Nose knows!

Why do I not have a certain for ramen noodles anymore?

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Posted 18 July 2012 - 04:43 AM ( #821 )

Because the butter flew. How can butter even fly?

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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:29 AM ( #822 )

buter is capabel of shrot tehrm flyd as long as its nod two hevy.


why is gooby hear?
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Posted 19 July 2012 - 02:46 AM ( #823 )

Because I like Pokemon, why do I like Pokemon?

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 02:12 PM ( #824 )

Because you have been infected by gooby pls.

Why did I just see Ikemen Mametchi playing soccer

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 06:08 PM ( #825 )

Because you have nothing better to do.

Why do I have no life?

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Posted 20 July 2012 - 11:55 PM ( #826 )

because of global warming, why is the tamagotchi awesome?

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Posted 21 July 2012 - 05:37 AM ( #827 )

Because pie.

Bunnies?

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 05:26 AM ( #828 )

because apple juice tastes good, why is the world so messed up?

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Posted 29 July 2012 - 10:57 PM ( #829 )

Because I bugged Savy with anons on Tumblr a couple of days ago and she thought I was Zach.

What why?

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 03:52 AM ( #830 )

:) :) :) :)

Is it true that :) will crush all of your hopes and dreams?

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Posted 31 July 2012 - 04:40 AM ( #831 )

the hamster dancing in my head says it's true, why is the hamster in my head dancing?

Edited by bluegreen, 31 July 2012 - 04:47 AM.


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Posted 31 July 2012 - 07:36 AM ( #832 )

Because he has caught the jitter bug. (ba bum tis)

Why do I always read these questions and answers in a certain flow?

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Posted 01 August 2012 - 12:39 AM ( #833 )

because I drank orange juice, why can't penguins fly?