My great aunt right now
Lately she has gotten weird with food and me. I decided to place six wings aside for me so I could put something different on them. Lady had a total meltdown. A lot of people live here so we buy big amounts of food. There was more then enough chicken wings for everyone.
One day she was shredding mozzarella cheese. I happened to ask if I could get a slice. I was told no. So I said ok and that I was going to open the of pack of mozzarella cheese for a slice. Woman had a temper tantrum and didn't cook anything.
I got attacked for taking two small ice cream sandwiches out of a SAMS Club sized box. I also was blamed for eating them all. Those two sandwiches were the only ones I had even taken.
And Yet her son can:
Drink all the milk in 3 days(we buy four gallons)
Eat ice cream in 3 days
AND she says nothing (has a soft spot for her boys, and non for her girls)
And she wonders why her one daughter never calls her