Thank you to Choco Monkey for following!!! That was just what I needed after this past week!
Sorry I've been M.I.A for the past few days, I know y'all missed me. Don't try to deny it. (loljk)
So....everything's actually exactly the same, because I....
Paused my Tamagotchis for 4 days straight.
I'm really ashamed of myself right now, but at the same time, it was kind of nice to have a little break.
Don't worry, I'll get back on track tomorrow.
Now, for the real, awesome news: I MIGHT BE GETTING MY 15TH iD L THIS WEEKEND YAAAAAY!!!!
Maybe. It depends on all that boring shipping stuff and what not.
Alright. Talk away, you guys.
My store! My store! What if evil feet attacked it?
Evil...feet? Feet are evil?
Oh, yes. Nasty, nasty creatures. They sweat, they smell, and then they....PWN you with that awful smell.
And they're always stomping on things and ruining everything. Evil, I say! They're made of pure evil!
Especially their chief, the horrible Dr. Footsweat.
Foot sweat??? What the Hanatchi?
Do not take Dr. Footsweat lightly. He is a horrible creature. His weapon of choice is the....EVIL PENCIL OF EVIL STUFF!
Actually, it's just an evil pencil that likes to poke people. And Tamagotchis.
Mhmm. And where did he make this evil pencil?
Actually, you can buy it at Evilmart for $5.99.
So....Dr. Footsweat....uses a pencil as a weapon that was bought for 6 bucks.
Yup. That foot can wield a pencil.
Bahahaha! Yes I can!
O.O.........You...are...a...giant...foot. With a face. And...a pencil.
You're a bit slow, Miss Points-Out-The-Obvious-A-Lot. And yes, I am a giant foot with a face with a giant, evil pencil that I made out of goblin wood and 7.4 Angus beef hamburgers, cooked medium rare.
Actually, you can find those pencils at Evilmart for $6.
Small details. Anyway, prepare to face the DOOM OF THE FEET!
Oh yeah? Face the doom of the TOY DUCKIES! UNLEASH, DUCKIES! FWAAAA!!!!!
Your duckies are no match for my pencils and...army? Where's the army?
*chews and swallows* Your army was yummy. Green apple gummies? Delicious. And you were so kind to give them gummy pencils as well! *burps*
EVIL PENCIL! POKE!
*pencil pokes duckies*
HA! YES! I WIN!
...hey! You're blue! And...*gasp*...you're blue raspberry flavoured! Yum! COME AT ME BRO, SO I CAN EAT YOUUUUU
*swallows* Yum. *burps*
Oh hey! He left his pencil!
*pokes it* I think.....*sniffs it* O_O OH MY GOTCHI IT'S MADE OUT OF CHOCOLATE YUM YUM GIMME SOME SO I CAN EAT IT *swallows pencil*
You swallowed that thing like it was a pill. What.
It's chocolate, it melts.
Alright, now I have a special request!
Choco Monkey had a brilliant idea that...I should do a trip around the world post! I think that's a great idea, since it's the season of traveling, right?
So, this is your mission, should you choose to accept it:
You, reader, have the chance to
Sorry, only 9 spots are there, because I already picked a city. Hey, I have a right to, don't I?
So...yeah. I want to hear from you guys! Don't you want to see us
Alright, enough blabbing.
I'll say! You talk too much!
Mhmm. Stop talking so much.
Thanks for reading! PM us with your city, country, questions, comments, GIFs, or evil pencils and feet! Have a great day! (I want to go to Russia, vote for that)