WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUAL CHEESY NOODLE OLYMPICS!Hello and welcome to the day you've all been waiting for! We're your hosts, Noodle and...
Christine!Well Christine, we've got some exciting competition today! Will you please introduce our athletes?
It'd be a pleasure. First off we have Adele Lovelitchi, currently living on a Tama-Go. Her specialties are said to be cooking and cleaning! Then we have Kirk Togetchi, currently living on a v4.5. His talents are signalling aliens and watching cheesy soap operas. And last but not least we have Diana Chantotchi! She is good at getting hyper and chugging Starbucks coffee.Thanks for that. Today these 3 will be competing in 3 epically amazing events. For winning an event, the winner will get a golden cookie... that you cannot eat, as I have just been informed. All right! Let's start off with our first event, Pickle Juicing, contributed by ChocoMonkey!
The participants have lined up at a long table. Each has 10 pickles that they must completely juice in 2 minutes. They may not use any appliance such as a juicer and must work with only their bare hands and other body parts.Tamas! Are you ready? BEGIN!!!!
Huh???? How am I supposed to juice this pickle without my handy dandy Williams Pickle Killer?Already it seems that Adele has run into a minor setback!HARRRRRRRRR *whacks pickle* *pickle squirts all over Diana* AGGGGGGGGGH MY EYES MY EYES PICKLE JUICE IN MY EYES AIIIIIE I CAN'T SEEEEEE EEEJBFUUh oh! Diana has been seriously injured and cannot carry on with the competition! That leaves it down to Kirk and Adele!
Uh. *bites pickle and sucks out all the juice*Ew.
Not the most sanitary way, but hey! It still works!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *squeezes pickle as hard as she can* RHHHHHHHHThe contest is coming to a boil in the final 10 seconds! They are at a tie for the number of juiced pickles! Who will win?
AGHH SOOO SOUR!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE It looks like Adele is going to win this one! 5 seconds left!!!!RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR DONE!!!!Ahhh so sourrrrr *faints*And the winner of this round is Adele!
And here is her golden cookie!Now, moving on to the next event! Jello trampoline, as suggested by kuchipatchi.is.blue55!
In this event, Noodle and I have mixed up a giant batch of lime Jello! The participants will have to bounce on the Jello and see who can jump the highest!All right! First up is Adele!
Hoo hoo *does some small jumps to get ready* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *jumps*And the measurement is 5'2! Pretty impressive! Next up, Kirk!Okay dude. You can do this. *jumps* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAAAAAAAATTTTT *falls through a hole in Jello*Uh oh! Kirk made a hole in the Jello when he was preparing to jump! That disqualifies him. Let's move to another part of the Jello. Now for Diana!
AGDAUGDIGFUGFOUGER EEEEE I JUST WENT TO STARBUCKS EEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH *jumps*Whoa! Look at her go! She's going up into the clouds! And now she's coming back down! This goes without measurement. Diana wins the second cookie!
And now we're coming to our final event, the chicken high jump, also suggested by kuchipatchi.is.blue55!In this event, the athletes will have to jump over a giant tower of 50 chickens using a super long lollipop stick. This is a tough one! Also, chickens donated by Mikan.
Peace!So now... first up, Adele!
*takes hold of stick* HERE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES AGHJGAGAHAGHAGHAGHAA *knocks over chickens*OH! The sound of that bawk echoes throughout the living room! Good thing that these chickens are trained to assemble themselves again! Next up, Kirk!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *goes over and lands on bottom*He made it over, but will that landing count him out? Let's find out next with Diana!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOF *jumps and falls flat on face, not even touching chickens*And that means that Kirk is the winner of the cookie!That also brings this epic event to a close! I hope you really enjoyed it!

So yes, I probably will be away for 2 weeks starting tomorrow on account of this vacation. I'll try to hook up the wi-fi with my nook or maybe get on a computer somewhere down the line and do a quick update. I'll make a departure topic too, if you want to wish us a safe trip or anything. Have a great night! Now to eat all of this Jello!