Posted 05 August 2012 - 06:04 PM
-.- Kuromametchi. I really thought I had all the stuff I needed to get Mametchi. >:/ Full training, full friendship, everything. Oh well.
I am the mighty Kuromametchi. Hear me roar. Um. Roar?
He looks like he has an evil grin in that picture.
Yeah, like he's plotting something dastardly.
Wahaha! Little do they know that I am planning to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
We do now.
Oh shoot. I said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.
Anyway, don't I have a much nicer close-up?
See? A pretty smile.
No. Stop. You're too smiley for it being so close to school starting up again. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT I HAVE TWO MORE DAYS OF FREEDOM UIGADUIGFOHGOTEIOGAIUGSDSDKADSDKKOHIOKFHIEOFEBGUFHOIEU siggghhhhhhhhhhhhh okay end of panic. And now for coverage of today's bread eating contest that took place today. I'm your announcer, Noodle, bringing you the play by play.
Okay. Here we are, standing by....
And they're off!
The athletes munch on the bread endlessly, eating each loaf in only three bites! Wow, what a competition! And the final results! Brian falls flat on his face just before eating the last loaf of bread needed to win (xD) and so Christine is the victor! And we don't have photos of this because my camera was falling asleep because I hadn't pressed a button in a few seconds and therefore when I tried to take a picture the moment had passed. <-- run on sentence.
I wanna evolve nowwwww
I want you to evolve too. I want kuchipatchi!!! I've never had him before and I really like him. :<
OMIGOSH MY CHEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*walks into kitchen* Christine, what now? Did you set fire to ice again?
Fire to ice? How?
Believe me, if anyone can do it, she can.
NOODLE!!! HELP MEE!!!! I WANTED TO EAT SOME CHEESE SO I GRABBED A CHEESESTICK AND ALL THE SUDDEN IT VANISHED INTO THIN AIR!!!
Are you sure?
YES!!! I KNOW IT!!
*looks in fridge* Hey! Noodle, all the cheese in our cheese drawer is gone!
*looks in oven* And the mozzerella cheese sticks I was heating up in the oven.... the cheese in the middle is gone! It's just the breading!
Say, where's Sheldon?
Hmm... something smells fishy about this. So,
THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY
is that I stitched a plush frog yesterday.
THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY
is London. Please PM us all with comments and suggestions, and have a good day!
Psst hey people! *whispers* yes, read this tiny text right here! Can you see it? Okay, good. If not put on your glasses. Or get a magnifying glass. Or go get a slice of swiss cheese and look through the holes. It actually works really well, surprisingly. Anyway, just so you know, I made the cheese disappear! It's all part of my plan for world domination!
Sheldon? What are you whispering to the people out there?
Oh, nothing. *EVIL GRIN*
What did you say?
Go get a slice of swiss cheese and figure it out.
Posted 06 August 2012 - 06:26 PM
Maybe I like having hair. Because if I evolved then I wouldn't have hair anymore.
You know, you might still evolve into a character with hair.
He could, but I want kuchipatchi.
Yeah, but then I wouldn't have hair!
You could always get a wig or something.
Hey! Great idea! Come on everyone! Let's go to the wig store! *drags everyone to wig store*
Hello! Welcome to Wigs R Us! Can I help you?
SNORK ISAAC NEWTON LIKED CHEESE wha? I just woke up.... why are we in a wig store? O_O
Yes, you can help me. I am looking for a perfect wig.
Well then we'll just have to measure you. *gets out measuring tape*
Wow, look at all these wigs.
Ooh, a clown wig. Rainbow.
Hey! Wait just a second. You already have hair! You don't even need a wig!
Yes, well, I am going to evolve and then I might not have hair so-
ADUSGSUOGUAIR HE'S EVOLVING RIGHT NOW!!!!! He's.. I have no idea. He's got big ears and a tail. I'll pause him for the moment.
Hey. Where did your hair go?
Oh, yes, well, I just evolved.
Okay. Brian's growth thus far: Teletchi-->Mizutamatchi-->Obotchi-->Pyonkotchi. He's actually pretty cute. <3
It could have been worse. You could have evolved into MEMETCHI.
True. Very true.
Very very very true.
Truest thing in the world.
Boy... Memetchi. Even scarier than Celebtchi. *shudders*
Um... excuse me, sir? Do you mean to say that you just went bald right before my eyes?
No! I evolved! Don't you know anything about tamagotchis?!
Yes, I like meatball sandwiches.
ARGH! GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED!
I don't have my scarves pecked, sir.
With all due respect, YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!
I am not a little bite.
Just get me an afro and I'm outta here.
You want a baffle?
ARGH! *grabs afro* YES I WOULD LIKE TO BUY THIS!!
Okay. That will be 9.99.
Here thank you goodbye.
Sir, we are carrying a hair restoring product and have a special sale on it today!
I AM NOT BALD!!!! *RUNS AWAY*
THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY
THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY
is aagaghaghaghagahgahgahgahgahgahgahgahaghaghagha. Please PM us with comments or suggestions, and have a nice day.
Posted 07 August 2012 - 05:36 PM
It's okay Noodle.
Yeah. I mean, we can take control of the log for you now and-
NO. I'll still be able to post, just they won't be as long during the weekdays. And it shouldn't be too bad for the first week or so. And then they'll start piling on homework and all that. And of course I have to get stuck in classes with the most gossipy and annoying girls ever. "OH DID YOU SEE MY NAILS OMG THEY'RE LIKE TOTALLY COOL I KNOW RIGHT LADEEEDAA." Okay. I know you really don't want to just read me complain about my life right now, so let's try to come up with some sort of storyline for todays post. Go, Noodle! Um. Yay.
But did you say that your lips were chapped?
Well I think that we may be able to help. We are the the 3 mad scientists! And we shall come up with a solution to your chapped lips!
Come, fellow scientists! Let us begin working!
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I already am. So! Random pictures of not tamas! I feel like this:
And also this:
And most of all, this:
Okay! Our formula is complete! I present to you, Stick of Awesomeness!
It has a little smiley face on the tube. So you know it's good.
Okay. *applies stick* AAAAGGGGHHHH BURNING AGHAIWHGRGUFSBJUBUCIOR EEEEEKKKKKKK WHAT IN TE THE WORLD DID YOU PUT IN THIS?!
Just medicated Chapstick, Blistex, Carmex, lemon juice, salt, and chili sauce.
O_O AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO HELP?!
The burning means that it is working.
Ahahahahaa... well, please PM us with comments and such, and have a good day! Farewell for now!
Posted 08 August 2012 - 07:05 PM
I'll be your secretary. *takes out a notepad and pencil* Dictate.
Okay. Ahem. Dear Sun, Please stop shining for a little bit. PLEASSSEEEEEEE?????!!!! Your friend, Noodle.
Now. Dear School, You should be canceled because it is too hot to do anything. Sincerely, Noodle.
Dear Popsicles, YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME AND HELPFUL INVENTIONS EVER CREATED!!!! Much thanks, Noodle.
Oh Noodle, the house is so quiet when you are away.
Yeah. It's so lonely and boring.
We had to talk to your fish.
Oh? What'd he say?
He is actually very interesting. Did you know that he comes from Britain?
No. I thought he came from Pet-Co. Anyway, thank you for reading this short post because I have to go to dinner now. Please PM us and all that, and I will hopefully see you tomorrow!
Posted 09 August 2012 - 05:28 PM
Mwah? Why did you say mwah?
heeeeyyy tiny text again! this is another of my like totally evil plans, you know, so like, don't tell anybody. kay?
Gasp! Hey! Brian's gone!
Christine disappeared too!
I'm noticing that people disappear after saying mwaaaah
Yes! I have finally disposed of them! Now I shall rule this log! So. How ya doin? How's life? Do you like bananas? Do you have a monthly income of peanuts? Nice weather we're having lately, ain't it? Maybe for you. But certainly not here! It's like 115 degrees F here. Too bad Noodle doesn't melt away. Mwaahhahahahahhaahhahahahah Oh shoot. I said the code wor-
Hello there, Sheldon.
We demand an explanation.
Yeah. An exploonbation.
Sorry! I'm only in preschool and that's a big word waaAHHAHHAHA
Anyway, explain yourself, mister cheezit bootie.
Sigh. Okay, I made this invention for my world domination that whenever I pressed the squeaky cheeseburger dog toy I bought from Pet Smart, it would transport the person talking to a secret prison-
Um... AKA the walk in closet.
Sorry. It's not my fault that you people don't have a dungeon in this house.
Not many people do, actually, mister smarty pants.
Yes yes whatever make fun of the kuromametchi blah blah. Anyway, it would transport them to the ahem let's just call it prison so that I could take over this log! But, unfortunately I forgot that I could transport myself into the prison by saying that word.
Oh, so you just say mwaaahh?
No! Don't say it or it will explode the planet!
Um, Sheldon? Nothing's happening.
I meant it could happen, it just... um... didn't this time. haha. But now look what you've done! We're all trapped in this prison forever now!!! WE ARE DOOOMEDDDD
No, actually. We could always just turn the knob. *turns knob* Oh what do you know we escaped.
Anyway, see you tomorrow! Please PM us with comments or questions and have a good night!
Posted 10 August 2012 - 06:44 PM
Here is Brian new and improved as a Pyonkotchi, if you call being sooooooo cuuuuuttteee new and improved!!! <3
Caught a closeup yesterday. CUUUUUUUUTTTE NESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't worry man, be got your back.
We feel your pain, dude.
He then tried on something cool (?), his hat. He like can totally pull it off, dude.
Then his hat flew off.
That's like soooooo not cool, dude.
Awawawawaw um it was the wind! Yeah!
Just so you know, we don't get wind.
Trying another one of his many manly talents, Brian attempts to lift weights! Will he do it?
Yes! Yes he will!
Ohhhh yeaahh look at this I'm ripped baby wooo
*looks at weights* These are plush.
O-O Uh... nooooo they're not....
*reads label* WARNING: THIS IS A TOY. NOT FOR USE FOR ACTUAL WEIGHTLIFTING BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE YOU THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WORLD AND WILL NOT MAKE YOU "RIPPPED". ALL RIGHTS RESERVED CHEESEY CHEZ INTERNATIONAL.
*cries in corner*
Pursuing yet another possible talent, Brian takes out a pencil and decides to draw. What will his masterpiece be?
.... An acorn? O_O;
It's a good acorn but... what the heck?
I'm just not creative, okay?!
Posted 10 August 2012 - 07:15 PM
down on his luck, none of his careers working out, Brian decided to pursue his singing talent. That's it for photos, but continue reading for our story!
Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for today's awesome story!!!
I love singing. In fact, it is my heart's dream since I was a little baby. Do you mind if I practice?
No no, go ahead.
Why not? If you're good, maybe you can be in my band.
Yes, indeed. Music is often soothing and helps the mind concentrate.
Okay. *takes deep breath* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LALALALLALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY CHICKENY GOODNESS
*glass breaks* *windows break* *computer screen breaks* *whole earth threatens to split in two*
My eardrums break.
Well? How'd you like it?
Well, um, Brian
It's like this
YOU ARE THE WORST SINGER EVER *echo * ever ever ever ever
GASP I see what you think of me. You know what? I'll show you! I'll enter a singing competition and win first prize! You'll see!
Oh dear. This could be the end of the world as we know it.
Might as well go see him anyway. *everyone goes to singing competition*
Aaaannnd Welcome to the 10,000000000000,000 season of Gotchi Idol! I'm your host, Lala Lovelitchi, bringing you the exciting news of this competition! The contest has finally boiled down to the finish! With only one more contestant to go, fans begin to wonder who is in the lead! Dabooboo Dazzlititchi has a great score, followed by Kuchi Kuchipatchi, and Mootoodle the Makiko!
These contestants sure have weird names.
It's just sad.
Who would name their child Lala?
And now introducing the last entry, Brian Pyonkotchi!!!!!
Ahem. LALALALLALA I LIKED CHEESE BUT THEN A CHILI PEPPER TOOK MY CHEESE AWAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY EEEEE AND I CRIED BUT I DIDN'T DIE SO I ATE ORANGE CHICKEN THAT NIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHRRTTTTTT RIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT I SAY LAALALLALALEEE LALALLLOOO BUM DE BUM DAAAA EEEEEEE
Umm... and that brings our contest to a close! Now we will announce our winners!
*walks back and sits with Noodle and the others* Hehn. My best performance yet.
And in third place, we have Dabooboo! In second place, we have Kuchi, and in first place we have Mootoodle! And, our very special award goes to Brian....
OHHH!!!! I TOLD YOU SO! HA
... for being the worst singer in history!!!
And that wraps up our show for tonight! Please PM us with comments and all and have an awesome Friday!
Posted 11 August 2012 - 06:38 PM
Oh Brian, it's okay.
What's he sad about?
He's still sad about not winning the singing contest from yesterday.
wwaaaa I'll never be able to find my taleeennntttt
Aha. *evil mad scientist grin* I know just the solution.
Sniff you do?
Here we go again.
Why certainly, my dear Brian. I created a machine for just such the occasion! It will analyze your hobbies and interests and put them together, resulting in finding the perfect talent for you!
Now, come into my secret laboratory! I shall lead the way.
Where are we going?
Hey. Wait a minute. Your secret laboratory... is the butter container in my refrigerator?!
Oh yes. I use your money to pay for the heating in here. Sure gets chilly sometimes.
Anyway Brian, step into this thing here and I shall begin!
That thing looks like a cupcake.
Yes yes yes anyway, Brian, go ahead.
Uh... okay, if you say so Sheldon.. *steps in*
Right boo that here bum that there and done! ENGAGE!!!!!!!!
I can't bear to look!
*comes out dressed in a cupcake costume* I feel... OH MY CHEX MIX.
... a cupcake????
Oh chex mix. I do believe that was my humiliating Halloween costume machine. Oh dearie me.
smirk Isn't it a bit early?
Oh shut up!
And thank you for reading this post! Have a good Saturday night!
Posted 12 August 2012 - 06:50 PM
Eeeeee big scary creepy monster save meeeeee Noodle!!
Whaaat did you call meee?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um.. don't worry, Bat-Man. She just evolved.
I really do not care what she looks like because no matter what character she is she shows up like this thing:
Hey, Christine. What's that you're holding in your hand?
Huh? Oh, it's a glass.
Um... *takes a sip* Mmmm! V8!
Isn't that vegetable juice?
Wow, Christine, you actually like that stuff? I thought you were a fussy eater.
MMMMMMM It's soooooo good!!!!!
Perhaps she's drinking the one that tastes like fruit juice but it's really vegetable juice.
Yes yes, Sheldon. That must be it. That's the only way anybody can stand that stuff.
SIPPPP SLUUUURRRRPPPPP MMMMM AAAAHHHH SMACK SMACK SMACK
O_O; Don't you think she's going a bit overboard?
Who knows? And who cares? Anyway, I'm going to go have some milk and cookies. Who's with me?
Ooh I am!
I'm in the mood for an Orange Crush.
Root beer sounds good to me. To the fridge, everybody!
*opens can* Ah, nothing like a nice, fizzy-
*swoops in and grabs root beer out of Noodle's hand* COULDA HAD A V8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! My root beer!
*opens mouth to sip bottle of Crush* aaaa
*grabs Crush* YOU COULDA HAD A V8 TOOOOO
Come, Brian. Now that we have taken a nibble of our cookie, we shall take a sip of milk. (Quoted from Bat-Man's Big Book of Proper Cookie Eatin Cause It's Yummy and You Know It)
Yes, yes, certainly. *picks up milk*
YOU LITTLE BOYS COULDA HAD A V8!!!! *snatches milk*
GIVE US BACK OUR BEVERAGES!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRR *throws Twinkies at Christine
No! Not twinkies! Not the enemy of all healthy stuff! Anything but that! Here, you can have you drinks back, but please, no, not thaat!!!! *throws drinks back*
Ha. Mission accomplished.
Actually, you just spilled them all over the floor.
Hey! So now that our little story is over, who wants to see some random little things that I sewed up today?
Frog! Cute! :3
A tye-dye kitty with a little fish in his mouth.
And last but not least, a kuchipatchi sitting in patchi springs. (AKA the cup holder from Starbucks a couple weeks ago)
Thanks for reading this crazy post please PM us with comments and we'll see you tomorrow!
HEY YOU!!! COULDA HAD A V8!!!!
Posted 13 August 2012 - 05:57 PM
AND NOW THAT NOODLE IS DONE BEING BORING, BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM!!!!!!!!!!
IT'S TIME FOR...... CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS?! THE GAME SHOW WHERE CHICKENS ROAM AND OCTOPUSSES EAT HOT DOGS!!! NOW, INTRODUCING OUR CONTESTANTS!!!!!!!!!! FROM THE V3, BRIAN PYONKOTCHI!!!!!!!
FROM THE TAMA-GO, SHELDON KUROMAMETCHI!!!!!!!
AND, FROM THIS HOUSE, NOODLE!!!!!!!!!
NOW, CONTESTANTS, ARE YOU READY TO PLAY CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS?!
GREAT!!!! NOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW HOW CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS WORKS, PIERRE THE LLAMA OF EPICNESS WILL NOW EXPLAIN IT!!!
Okay. To play Chicken or Octopus, you must gdufiiwhriohsaiohaoa, then irhiothoijfgn fikognjfgprhyoivb, and finally you can weutguhisawhgoeuithgiu.
ALRIGHT! NOW IT'S TIME TO START!!! PIERRE, PLEASE START US OFF!!!
Okay! *pushes giant red button and a cage comes out hidden by a blue veil and decorated with Spiderman stickers*
LISTEN TO OUR AUDIENCE'S APPLAUSE AT THAT WONDERFUL DECORATION!!!!
Now, contestants. What is behind this veil?
Hmm..... *writes down a giant equation on a sheet of paper*
HAARRHHUMMMM...... *sucks on a cherry life saver*
O_O *stares blankly*
And times up! Brian, what do you think is behind this veil?
It would have to be.... a football.
Sheldon? What is your guess?
It's gotta be a football.
What? Why would it be a football when the name of the game is chicken or octopus?!
Noodle? What do you say?
And the correct answer is a football!
Yussss!!!! *high fives Sheldon*
I'm sorry, Noodle, but you got an incorrect answer. And you know what that means, don't you?
No. I really don't.
You shall be attacked by something! Our remaining contestants will have to guess what you will be attacked by! *ties Noodle up*
HEEYY!!! What kind of game show is this?!
All right, Brian and Sheldon. Noodle will be attacked by one thing falling from the sky. What will it be?
A.... mimitchi. <-- THE MIMITCHI OF DEATH, OF COURSE
..... A football.
Sorry. Neither. SHE WILL BE ATTACKED BY BOTH A CHICKEN AND AN OCTOPUS!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH *chicken and octopus falls onto Noodle's head* OWOWOWOOWOWOWOOWOWOW STOP PECKINGGGGGG EWWW SLIMYYYY
AND THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TODAY FOR CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS!!!!!!! TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!!!! GOOD NIGHT, NEW YORK
No copying, videotaping, or otherwise distributing this show without permission of the CNLRGSN. (Cheesy Noodle Log Ridiculous Game Show Network.)
*shakes octopus and chicken off* Argh! I'm going to sue you for a million gotchi points!
No suing either.
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Posted 15 August 2012 - 06:32 PM
Seee seeeeee that's why we should do this every week! It gets you feedbaaacckkk!!!!!! PM NOODLE FOR YOUR CHANCE TO APPEAR ON THE AWESOMEST EPICEST MOST MEATLOAFY GAME SHOW EVEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Yeah... I guess. Somehow you can be a contestant in this crazy thing. Um... I have photos but my computer is being very very extremely slow at the moment so nothing's working very well for me. I hope I can at least post this. :< Now... story story story....
OH MY CHEX MIX
I SEEE A CHEESE ITTT
NO!!! THIS IS A DISASTER!!!!!!!!
Oh dearie me. This is such bad news that I must now chug my V8 before the world ends. *chugs*
... what? Over a cheese it?
Oh Noodle, you do not understand what this is. This is no ordinary cheese it....
It only appears once a million years....
OMIGOSH OMIGOSH I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE NOOOOOOOO
Oh. That's the one that my cat knocked to the floor. So that's where it went.
We were trying to make a story out of this and you totally ruined it!!!
Well sorry... yeah, I can't really come up with any ideas right now, so I guess this is it for today. See you tomorrow!!
Posted 16 August 2012 - 05:48 PM
Soooo today is the awesomest day ever cause like Noodle is letting us take control for this post YAYUH
Yeah. Cuz I'm like low on ideas and all that.
You know what doesn't make any sense? I'm Bat-Man but I look like a monkey. Shouldn't I be monkey-man?
You cannot change your name.
And how do you know dat?
Because I actually got an education unlike you guys.
You only went to preschool and haven't graduated from regular school yet.
It's still an education.
Well well I gotta edumactation too! I went to preschool!
Which was actually just jumping rope with a the pink lady in the tutu.
oH COME ON SHELDON! i THOUGHT YOU WERE ON OUR SIDE!
So you stand for Christine? TRAITOR TO THE BOYS DUDE
No. I stand for the United Cheese of Chezica.
I have an education but I've never heard of that. What is it?
Oh Christine! It is a land located in a tiny corner of Antarctica where all cheeses roam free and hope not to be eaten by penguins! Ah, such a wonderful place!
oh my gosh ain't it the truth waahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sniff sniff
...that's great and all, but what exactly does it have to do with what we're discussing right now?
Just so I don't have to argue or anything.
Okays. Well anyway, like I was saying, you can't change your name as a tamagotchi. If Noodle types it in, you can't change it.
She's right. It says so in the instruction manual. Once you name your tamagotchi, you cannot change it. Except for me, when I don't actually get a name typed in... which kinda sucks. Who's idea was that, BANDAI?!
Obviously it was Bandai's idea, since you just said it. Which proves that I am still smarter than you.
Well ya know what?! Maybe I can't change my name, but I can get people to call me that, right?
Yeah! He has a point! Say he wanted to start being called Watermelon Head, okay?
Yeah! All I would have to do is say "Hey Christine! Call me Watermelon Head from now on, okay?"
All right, Watermelon Head.
Yeah! See, it's that simple! Wait hey, I didn't mean that...
Mean what, Watermelon Head?
Thanks for reading this post please PM us with comments and stuff and have a good day! Maybe photos tomorrow we shall see.
Posted 17 August 2012 - 05:55 PM
So yeah. Christine is Horoyotchi. I wanna call her Berry
Berry?! I am not a strawberry! Nor am a fat little blueberry! Or a raspberry! Or a pookie berry!
We get the pointtt... pookie berry?
A pookie berry is-
Not yet! Save it for the story. I wanna get photos out of the way first.
There was... um... A POOKIE BERRY THERE! AND I TRIPPED ON IT!!!!!
I discovered that she had some plane tickets, so now for Christine's travels!
She had a ticket to Canada and Japan. Both of which she went to. And stared at stuff.
Seriously? If I traveled I would actually DO something, not just stare at it.
Um um um there was a very interesting Pookie berry there that transfixed me! Yeaah!
Anyway, after she came back from both trips, a present showed up and it said...
.... which I haven't even done yet. Oops.
Keep reading for MS photos
Posted 17 August 2012 - 06:16 PM
So there he is with his big lips as a kuchitamatchi.
.... I sooooo did not look like that.
Hahahahahah pookie berryyyyy
Playin his keyboard yaa and who wants to know something weird? When the preschool teacher visited she gave him a tamagotchi as a toy. See for yourself.
A tamagotchi playing with a tamagotchi. o.o Kinda weird.
IT'S NOT WEIRD AT ALL I HAVE A MAMETCHI NAMED BOB
His surprised face. I just think that looks so funny. XD
So. As I was saying, a pookie berry is a berry that is invisible! AND IT EATS YOU&KILLS YOUR POPCORN
NOOOO UWAAAA MY BANANA FLAVORED POPCORN WILL NEVER BE SAFE AGAIN ASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMQWERTYUIOP
Ewwww... banana flavored popcorn?
YUCK. Movies butter. Nothing else.
I love cheese popcornnn BUT I CAN NEVER FIND IT IN STORES WHY POPCORN GOD WHY?!
Anyway a pookie berry is on Noodle's head right now.
she says casually.
What? What's on my AHAHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is she being attacked by the Pookie Berry?!
Yes. I am afraid so.
What do we do?
The only way to defeat it is to scream "WATERMELON HEAD WATERMELON HEAD BAT-MAN IS A WATERMELON HEAD"
Alright! Let's do it! "WATERMELON HEAD WATERMELON HEAD BAT-MAN IS A WATERMELON HEAD"
... Are you sure that's what we should do?
No. I just wanted to humiliate Bat-Man.
Okay... so then how do we defeat him?
I don't know.
WHAT?! NOW NOODLE WILL DIE NUUUNOOOONOOOOO
Hey guys? What's wrong?
Noodle! You're not dead!
How did you defeat the pookie berry on your head?
Oh. The thing that was tickling me? After I figured out it was a berry, I ate it. Tasted like popcorn. Whew, that really tickled.
NOW WE KNOW AHAHAHHAHAHA
... ok. So please PM us with questions and comments and watch out for pookie berries!
Posted 18 August 2012 - 06:38 PM
OH MY GOSH I'M LIKE SOOOOO TOTALLY HAPPY NOW CAUSE I FOUND MY BFF FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I am smart and I like sweet tarts.
What? That doesn't even make any sense.
It's called a rhyme. And also poetry. And I know that because I have-
An education. blah blah blah. That's all you ever talk about. And I'm tired of it.. YOU KNOW WHAT?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *throws block of cheese at Christine*
*is hit in face by cheese* WHAT. OH NO YOU DIDN'T.
Oh yeah? Take..... this! *throws buttered toast at Bat-Man*
ACK! *gets hit by toast* NO. YOU WILL PAY SHELDON!!!!!!!!! *throws potato at Sheldon*
*whacked by potato* I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING BRIANNNNN *chucks subway sandwich at Brian*
CHRISTINE WHY DID YOU THROW THAT *throws cinnamon roll*
STOP IT BAT-MAN *throws giant apple*
GURFWTJOV *throws milk*
BABABABBABABABAB *throws orange*
BGEUWTGUOEBFJJJJ *throws bread*
EYYAYYAYAYAYAY *throws popcorn*
HA *throws eggplant*
HEHEHHEHEHEHHE *throws pork chop*
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *throws hamburger*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *throws french fries*
WAAAYAYYAYAYAY *throws giant peach*
BOOOOO *throws chicken fried chicken*
HEYEYYEYE *throws peanut butter*
*throws giant container of Jell-O on all tamas* ENOUGH!!! I hereby declare a peace treaty should be formed. Christine, do you pledge to not be snobby and braggy and annoying about education?
I still have more of this Jell-O.
Do you want me to take away.... dundundun YOUR V8?@
NOOOOOO OKAY OKAY I PLEDGE YAYAYAYYAYAY
And Bat-Man, do you pledge to be nice to Christine?
And so there is peace again. Please PM us with comments or anything and have a great night!
Posted 19 August 2012 - 05:45 PM
*typing really really fast*
Meh. Stop it that clacking is getting really annoying.
Get used to it. ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO AWESOME
Noodle. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET HIM GET A LAPTOP
Now he's gonna drive us crazy.
Wellllll I thought it would only be fair since you guys all have oneeee
YAYYAYAYAYYYY TAMABOOK IS SOOOO AWESOME YOU GUYS LOG ON AND CHAT WITH ME AND MY FRIEND LEONARDDDD
DUH DON'T YOU WATCH BIG BANG THEORY BAT-MAN IT'S LIKE SO AWESOME
GASP HE KNOWS A FAMOUS STARRR???!!
Oh. No. Just one of Blue's tamas.
Argh. You always trick me.
WAIT BEFORE WE CONTINUE I FORGOT TO MENTION SOME IMPORTANT NEWWSSS Okay so Bat-Man got his band and I called it the Avengers xD and I'm leaving him on so he will evolve. I'm aiming for Shimashimashiii!!!! OKAY BACK TO THIS THING
ANYWAY FINE COME ON LOG ON PEOPLEEEE
Fine. Just so you'll stop bugging me.
Mmm, all right. I'll get on.
I need to change my profile picture anyway.
4:22 PM Sheldon Kuromametchi Says Hi to Leonard
4:23 PM Christine Horoyotchi Is Online
4:23 PM Brian Pyonkotchi is Online
4:23 PM Bat-Man Kikitchi is Online
4:24 PM Sheldon Kuromametchi HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII PEOPLES
4:25 PM Christine Horoyotchi Hi Sheldon
4:27 PM Hey
4:28 PM Hello there Shelly
4:28 PM Don't call me that Brian
4:29 PM LOL Shelly
4:29 PM LOL NO!!!!!! THAT'S NOT LOLABLE CHRISTINE
4:31 PM Says who, Sheldon?
4:31 PM SAYS ME, RULER OF ALL INTERNET! WAHAHAHHA
4:32 @Christine@Brian What a drama queen
4:33 Ehem YOU KNOW I HEARD THAT IF YOU WANT TO MAKE FUN OF ME DO IT IN A PERSONAL MESSAGE NOT WHERE I CAN SEE IT
4:33 See what I mean?
4:34 OH OH OH THAT IS LIKE SOOOO MEAN
4:35 Jeez Sheldon. Calm down
4:35 We're jk
4:35 OH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM SOOOOOSOOOO UNFRIENDING YOU
4:36 Whoa whoa buddy. That's taking it a little too far
4:36 Yeah, calm down, okay we're sorry
4:36 Oh? Apologizing? Well, that makes you okay.
4:37 But you know what Sheldon...
4:37 WE'RE JK!!!!!!!!!!!
4:37 OH OH OH YOU ARE JUST ASDFGHJKL YOU KNOW NOW I AM BLOCKING YOU
4:38 Noodle has logged on
4:38 Hey. Who's Noodle?
4:39 I am a Tama Book moderator. I think that things have gone too far here and too violent with threatening of blocking and unfriending. I would please ask you to stop.
4:40 Okay... we're sorry
4:40 Hey, how come I haven't seen you around before? What type of tama are you?
4:40 Oh... um... I'm uh a Meloditchi.
4:42 Hey... YOU'RE NOODLE
4:43 Oh, that took so long for you to figure out LOL
4:44 HUMANS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON TAMABOOK LET'S GET HER LEONARD
4:44 SEE YOU TOMORROW EVERYONE PM US WITH COMMENTS AND ALLLLL KAAY byyyeee
4:45 Noodle has logged off
Posted 20 August 2012 - 06:31 PM
Well sorry the problem was that Kuchipatchi didn't have his donut this morning so he couldn't play the drums good, okay?
He's dependent on donuts to do well? Pshha. Soooo not excellent.
Excellent? What the heck? That's a weird way to describe it.
SO WHAT IMMA GENIUS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
No you can't! You still have to.... uh... do that thing... stay on the ground yeah
It's called gravity. AND YES I CAN HUURRR *jumps* SEE SEE I WAS IN THE AIR FOR 2 SECONDS DEFYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY AND SCIENCE
And now I have to go. Also, I know this is a bit (A LOT) early, but I'm thinking of trying to get an iDL for Christmas this year. Found some good deals on Amazon, the only thing my parents will buy from soo... okay, more details on that later. PM us and that and have a good night!
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