[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 6,718 views!!~ :DD

SOOOO. Evolution. Beethoven is a mametchi. *headdesk* Someone. Explain to me. How is 2 hearts hungry and happy filled and 7 stress considered perfect care. I just don't know. His band is failing Pro Debut. Probably because he never went to school as a kid.... 

NOODLE I BLAME YOU FOR MY BAD EDOO-CAY-SHUN

Heh no wonder.

His band is... Beethoven on trombone, Daniel the Kuromametchi on bongos xDD, and Colleen the ninja girl on accordian. And they're jazz.

Seems like that would explain the failing with pro debut.

Shut up!

ATTENTION ATTENTION PEOPLE!!

NOODLE HAS PHOTOS

PHOTOS OF YOURS TRULY
AND ME ONLY!!! 
I SHALL NARRATE

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My awesome kuchipatchi-ness, complete with my Patchi's Spring living.

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Here's me eating a dumpling and getting a happy symbol.

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And HERE'S me using my awesome powers to MAKE IT RAIN CANDYYYY ABDUISEGUIgI

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Here's me drinking a McDonald's shake and getting a happy symbol!

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READY READY READYREADYREADYYY

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PRESENTING ME! AS PATCHIZARUSU!!!

Amazing. Now, are you done boring us?

I have a picture that won't be boring. *eviiill smilllee*

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Modeling.  <-- innocent look

PFF PFFF PFF *spits out cheese puff soda*

ASDFGHJKL YOU SPIT ON MEEE
OMIGOSH OMIGOSH STOP YOU'RE KILLING ME
THAT DRESS MAKES YOU LOOK FAT CONAN

SHUT UP AWESOME JAMES BOND COUNTER ATTACK

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OH YEAH

That's not very awesome.  

Awesomer then your band, WHO JUST HAD A CONCERT AND NOODLE, HOW MANY PEOPLE SHOWED UP

... 4. xDDDD

>:l

But you have not beaten me yet, Conan.

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I bet you have some serious drooling problems.

HE DOES!! HE DOES!!! I WAS UNPAUSED NEXT TO HIM LAST NIGHT AND ALL I HEARD WAS AARRRGGGHHLLELLELELKDJOHUIS NOSRSNSNNSNSNOOOREEEE SOUGI

NO I MUST FIND ANOTHER AWESOME PICTURE

GASP THERE ARE NO MORE PICTURES ;u;

It is official!! Noodle is the winner of the Humiliator-Match-Thingy.

YOU'RE ALL SO MEAN I'M GOING TO GO CRY
WITH MY JAPANESE DOLL FESTIVAL DOLLS
AND GO ON FACEBOOK WITH MY NICE TWIN

Thanks for reading!! Please PM us with comments or questions and TGIF!!    
 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hiiii sorry for not posting yesterday, I was busy with stuff. This morning I got Conan II married to a Pitchipitchi I don't know the exact name mermaid thing and had a baby girl, which was a choribotchi (I think) and now she's a paletchi. Her name is Zelda. Pick a color.

Okay I like this one!!

Hi hi hi aahhh yay another girl I'm so happy!!
Eww DID YOU KNOW SOMETHING NOODLE TOOK SUCH BAD CARE OF ME THAT I AM NOW A NECKTIETCHI AND I'M BALDING AND UGLY WAAAHHAAAHHAAHAA

It's okay, Owen.

I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT FROM SOME PERFECT MAMETCHI

It's okay, Owen. It could be worse. I look like a girl.

Sniff okay. Let's be ugly character buddies!!

.. I kinda think Necktietchi's cute..

I'M NOT CUTE NOODLE SO STOP 
... you're boosting your self esteem there.

Hey Zelda what character are you going to be?

I don't know but Noodle gave me 2 care misses so I'm going to be a cactus next.

GASP NOODLLEEE HOW DARE YOU

I'm sorry I have a life.  

Hey Noodle what characters can I be?

Um... Perotchi, Shigurehimetchi, Makiko, Pichipitchi, or Furawatchi.

OOHH OOH I WANNA BE MAKIKO PLEEEAAASSEEE PLEEEAAAASSSEEE NOODLE

I guess. If you want 4 care misses once you're a Sabosatchi.

GASP NO ZELDA CARE MISSES ARE HORRIBLE

But it's worth it if I can be Noodle's first ever Makiko!!

Ooh yes. Plus no matter what character you are, we'll unlock Patchi Springs and new icons!

Yaaayy!! I also hope I can meet my twin soon and that my twin is a girl! I'll be in Tama Chat twiiin!!

All right. Thank you for reading, please PM us with comments or questions, and we might see you tomorrow!!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hiiiii ugh I have a really bad headache so this post might not be too long. Zelda is a sabosatchi, and I'm trying to give her either 4 or 2 care misses. Depends on how long she'll be asleep tomorrow because I have a concert and stuff..

Haha I'm a cactus pokey poky pokey?

Spell check says the second one was correct.

Funny though, it looks weird. ._.

Don't deny the spell check, yo.

What if I like to deny the technology of today? HUH? WHAT IF I WANT TO STICK TO MY VHS AND CASETTE TAPES? AND MY NON CORDLESS PHONE HUHUHUHUH

Calm down, bro.

You're just lazy, Fred.

Yeah yesterday he spelled every word wrong on scrabble but then claimed that it was right.

Until I got out the dictionary and proved him wrong while laughing in his face.

No need to be so mean, whoa! :<

Do you realize that every line you've said has rhymed, Fred?

Oh cool!

GAASSSP YOU BROKE THE PATTERN

oh.

Yeaahh... thanks for reading and please PM us with comments and fun stuff like that. We may or may not post tomorrow. Byeee 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Heeey, turns out I have some time before I have to go to my concert, so I decided I would do a post here. Zelda is a Shigurehimetchi, as expected because she slept a lot. I haven't found any of her happy symbols yet because I'm lazy I don't have a clue what they are.

Hey I can read between lines YOU ARE LAZY NOODLE

Shut up you didn't have to climb ropes today. You don't even have PE. >:l Lucky.

I love being a tamagotchi.

You should. Human life sucks.

Guess what I might get married with Noodle's sister's tamagotchi. OMIGOSH WE'RE GOING ON OUR FIRST DATE TONIGHT HOW DO I LOOK

Bald.

OMIGOSH AAAHAHHHAHAHHHHHH

Calm down Owen. You're always bald.

Ugh what do you know I have to go now. Bye!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hiiiiii.. so. I've only gotten one of Zelda's happy symbols because she's so hard to please! Her only happy symbol I found was from the kimono. But I swear I have tried every item and every food in the bakery and cafe, nothing! Grr... I have no choice but to look it up... on TZ.

NO NOODLE DON'T

YOU ARE TAKING THE FUN OUT OF THE iDL
I'M BEGGING YOU

IT'S TOO LATE 
SHE'S ALREADY BRINGING UP THE PAAGGEE
HAHA THE SCROLL

ASDFGHJKL A BUNCH OF NINJAS CAME AND I GOT TURNED INTO A TREE ANDSBJUFHUIGET... I somehow enjoyed it.

HAHAHAHAHA OCHAZUKE

Yummy!

Thank you, TZ!! Now we must wait for you to get your last one... and then.... NEW DESTINATION AHAAAHHHAAA
Noodle is being scary.

And really weird.

So please enjoy this intermission while we wait for Noodle to calm down.

I'm really fine, you know. It's just my caps lock. I was excited. ._.

No you aren't fine now enjoy the intermission.

Presenting me. Turning into a tree. And not a fat bee. Yipee!

*turns into a tree*

Whee

*claps*

Ugh, I have to go again. I pick bad times to log. Well, thank you for reading as always and we;ll see you tomorrow!!
 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for over 6,800 views!!!~~
Today I might actually have time for a long post, yay! Be happy. So, when I woke Zelda up after school today she got her last happy symbol and unlocked Patchi Springs!! Care to tell us about your trip there, Zelda?

Well it was all foresty and green and had a bunch of trees. And it was also all steamy. So then I went in the hot spring with this weird huge bear thing-

Oooohhh Zeldaaaaa taking a bath with a maaaannnn

SHUT UP *pulls on Fred's ear*

OWOWOWOWOWOOWOW

Thanks Savannah!

Any time, girlfriend. ;D

Okay so after I went in the hot spring when I got home Noodle went into my stats and then I had new icons and now I have APPLES!!~~ ASDFGHJKL THEY'RE MAKING ME HUNGRY

Do you have caramel? Cause apples taste really good when you dip them in it.

Ooh, or peanut butter!

Ooh or or or what about that thing that you make where you have an apple slice and then you put peanut butter on it AND THEN put Teddy Grams on it so the teddies have a boat ABUIGFUIGH

Guys. They're pixelated apples. You can't eat them, much less dip them in various sauces.

No that's not true! *hops up* AGH I ALMOST GOT ONE *hops up again* Hey I got one- WAUUGHHH

Considering the fact that those apples are bigger than you, my hypothesis is that you will-

*falls*

fall.

At least I had Mr. Bubble to break my fall! Thanks Mr. Bubble!

Who's Mr. Bubble?

Oh so you know how my room is all bubbly? Well it turns out that one of the bubbles can talk! And his name is Mr. Bubble!

Suurrreeeeee it can talk Zelda.

I'll prove it to you! Right, Mr. Bubbles?

Ugh, how many times do I have to tell you that my name is Antonio Las Vegas Garcia Bubble-ias.

O_O

Whoa cool talking bubble!

Yes. I like tacos. Does anyone have a taco?

I DO! It's strawberry flavored.

o.o Where'd you get that?

Well I think my... great grandpa? Maybe. Had this burrito maker but it also makes tacos. Plus you can have anything you want for the ingredients.

Really? Sounds interesting. So if I want jalapeno peppers, chili peppers, hot sauce, cinnamon, ground pepper, and a cherry in a taco, it would make it?

Coming right up!

*makes taco*

Yeesh, are you sure you wanna eat that, dude? It looks reaaaallllyyyy spicy!

*eats in one bite*

Aaahhhh

*burps flames*

Excuse me!

Whoaaa you're so cool!

No, actually I'm hot.

Ahahahah cheesy joke.

Thanks for reading, as always! Right now the tamas I have unpaused are Tama-Go and iDL (of course). Please PM us with questions and comments and we'll see you tomorrow!

 

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

AHAHAHAHAHAH SOAP SOAP SOAP I LIKE SOAP

ASGFYGFUOEGI NOODLE JUST KNOCKED ME OVER WITH HER BIG FAT UGLY HAND

Hello all! We're sneaking on the computer to do a post because it's Friday and-

YOLO!!! AHAHAHAAH 

Ugh stop it Fred you're messing up our post!!

YOLO SAVANNAH

I FOR ONE DO NOT BELIEVE THAT 
WHAT IF I DIE
AND AM REINCARNATED AS A MACKEREL

WHAT THEN FRED

You would probably end up on the menu at Red Lobster.

Ahahah good one Owen

PPBBBTHTHTHTHTTHHH <--- raspberry 

HEEEYY GUESSY WHAAUUURRTTT
Guess wart? Ooh I love that game! Okay, so I have to guess... is the wart on your nose? Your butt?

NO NO NO

Hey, although come to think of it, he does have a wart on his nose.

Oh yeah! And it's all big and green and hairy!

ASDFGHJKL WHERE WHERE OH NO IF SAMANTHA SEES THIS SHE'LL BREAK UP WITH ME AND WE'VE KISSED ALREADY AHGUTHGVBUDGHZURZH

Pfftt

Hee hee heh

Owen, calm down! The girls are just messing with you! There's no wart on your nose! In fact, you don't even have a nose. o.o

OHMYGHSUHUO THEN HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO BREATHE OH NO GAAASSSP GAAASSSPPP

It's okay, Owen. I don't have a nose either, and I can still breathe.

Hey, I don't have a nose either!

Neither do I.

No nose.

Gasp! Then we must form an association! 

Yes! We are TWNC! Tamagotchis Without Noses Club!

So, uh, what exactly does TWNC do?

WE SING KARAOKE ON FRIDAYS aghUIGDUIGiu

Oh yay! I HEEAARRRD THAT YOU SETTLED DOOOWWN THAT YOU FOUND A GIRRRRLLL AND YOU'RE MARRIED NOOOWOOWW-

IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIIDAAY

Freeed! You ruined my solo!

So what? Besides, it is Friday! And besides besides, nobody wants to hear sad songs like that when we should par-taaayy!

RIGHT! BEETHOVEN, YOU KNOW WHAT WE MUST DO!
YES, OWEN! COMMENCE OPERATION FIREWORK

Oh no.

*practically screaming*
BABY YOU'RE A FIIIRRREEWOOORRRK
COME ON LET YOUR COLOOORRSSS SHOOOWWW
LEAVE EM GOIN'

OOOO
OOOO

OOOO
YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE EM GOIN'
OOOO
OOOO
OOOO

Hey, what's that horrible screeching sound coming from the computer? Hey!! What are you guys doing?!

YOLO NOODLE
AHAHAHAHAAH YUUUP

Anyway, quick announcement. I am now on Spring Break!! YAAAAAY So I'll probably be unpausing people a lot (hopefully). That's all. Care to wrap up the post, guys?

Ah, yes. Thanks for reading all you lovely readers!! Please PM Noodle and us with comments and questions.

AND IF YOUR TAMAS WANNA TALK TO US! I LOVE MEETING NEW PEOPLE

OWEN READY FOR AN ENCORE
YOU KNOW IT BRO

BABY YOU'RE A FIIIIRRREEEWORRRKK

Oh, please no. I'M HITTING POST

COME LET YOUR COLO-
 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone!!! Tama update:

v3: Fred, unpaused, 4 year old Pyonkotchi

v4.5: Savannah, unpaused, 4 year old Ura Zukyutchi

v6: Beethoven, paused, probably 2 year old Mametchi

Tama-Go: Owen, paused, 6 year old Necktietchi (paused because he was bugging me by losing all his hearts -.-)

iDL: Zelda, unpaused, 6 year old Shigurehimetchi

All right, done with all the boringness.

YES FINALLY HI I'M ZELDA AND I'M FEELING OLD

HEY ME TOO! AND WE'RE THE SAME AGE SO TWINS!!
OH MY GOSH YAY!! NOW I HAVE TWO TWINS!! YOU AND LEONARD! Although, I haven't really talked to Leonard much. HEY LEONARD I'M SENDING YOU A PM AFTER I FINISH THIS LOG POST!

I'm finally unpaused! I can't wait to get a job! I wanna be a singer!! I'LL BE A STAR!!! *_*

And I can't even get a job. Boo  

I'm a star, Savannah! Hahaha!

Suuurreee Beethoven. You haven't even passed Pro Debut and your star ranking is 999th.

W-well I will be a star! 

You know what my dream is, Owen? My ugly buddy?
No. And don't call me that.

I want... to work at McDonalds!

Psshhh that'll never happen. A loser like you? No way.

I'm not a loser! I'M CUTE! AND NOT BALDING!

Then how come I have a girlfriend and you don't, huh?  

Shut up! Being a bachelor is cool! I'm an awesome Mametchi! And I'm a bachelor!  

Sniff sniff sniff I WANNA BE A MAMETCHI 

BUT NO
I HAVE TO EVOLVE INTO AN UGLY GIRLY PYONKOTCHI

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT NOODLE
Hey! I tried to make you into a different character! I really did!

SO NEW TOPIC OF CONVERSATION
It's cloudy outside.

Hey it's cloudy for me too! High five!

Yeah! *high fives Noodle*

Eww eww eww Noodle germs

DON'T TOUCH ME

You guys are mean. I'm ending this post. Please PM us with awesomeness, and have a great day!
 

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 6,914 views!!! Almost to 7,000 now squeee~~!

Guess what everyone? I'm a hair stylist now yaaayy!!

Hey, I thought you wanted to be a singer?

W-well things just didn't work out, okay?

Translation: The judges all rejected her.

Whooaaaa!!! At least when I fail Pro Debut, one of them likes me!

Buuurrrrrnnnn Savannah.

Shut up! I like washing people's hair! Except for that mean old lady that came in today and hated me.

Don't worry, old people are crabby like that.

Waaaa and I got ignored today cause Noodle was being busy!!!

I had to pull weeds. -.-

You don't need to do that!

Well at least I made $11 today, counting my allowance. You made zilch. 

Nuh-uh! I played games and earned a lot of moneys!

I wish I could just play games and earn money.

Hey, I made like 1,500 points today for doing my job!

I played games... which doesn't count.

Hey you know what Noodle I earned more money than you today! Ha ha!

No, actually 1,000= 2 human currency.

Ahahah! You only made $2.50 today.

Rrgghh. Well I'm rich in GP! You're poor.

Meh.

SO I MIGHT GET MARRIED SOON I DON'T KNOW WHEN THOUGH

Hey does anyone want me to do their hair?

*silence*

*crickets*

Come on, it's not that bad!

No. I will not trust someone who brutally wounded my hand with... n-n-nail polish!

Oh my chex mix.

That's... horrible! When did this happen?

Alas, a few-ish log posts ago! You two are very lucky you were not there to feel the wrath!

They're just exaggerating, as always. Come on, Zelda. Let's go have a beauty day!

Okay, yaaaayy!

*leaves with Zelda*

And now I'm stuck with you guys.

Eww

I love you too.

I'm bald.

We know.

This is going nowhere, so I think I'll end it. Thank you for reading as always, please PM us with comments or questions, and have a great day!!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone!! Sorry for not posting yesterday. So anyway, this morning Zelda got married to a Herotchi and had... another baby boy. His name is Howard (after Howard from Big Bang Theory). Say hi, Howard!

Hi! I'm a Kaubotchi AND I'M FAAAAAATTTTTTT

Heheheheh

It's okay, you're not that fat.

Oh really. YOU CALL 45 kilos NOT FAT
Calm down. We'll play some games later.

So anyway, person, what are you going to make me into?

Let's see... well, I don't really know. I know you got 4 care misses... but it says you get Bokuhoshitchi from 2-3 care misses from Kaubotchi... maybe you'll be Happabouyatchi? But that's only from Furutsupantchi... I don't know!   

I suppose we'll just wait until the morning to find out.

Yes, I suppose so, Sir Howard.

Are we being British now?
Yes, quite.

I want a crumpet!

Oh yes. That would be quite smashing with a cup of tea.

Well, Owen sir, it does so happen to be tea time right about now.

Oh it does? Well that is simply lovely!

VERY CHEEKY

I suppose that I am a tamagotchi.

No, Howard. You're a crumpet.

Come along now, my friends. We shall go now!

And get crumpets?

Yes, and get crumpets. Thanks for reading and we'll see you tomorrow!

Good day to you, Sirs and Madams!
 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone!! Sorry for not posting yesterday, I was enjoying my spring break (I guess). So, this morning Howard evolved into Kuishinbotchi! Perfect care! And guess what? It's Kuishinbotchi's birthday today!!! 

OH MY GOSH I AM SO HAPPY NUOEHURGDAUIYTGWERYGFAUOIGABF

OH YEAH HOWARD BEST BRO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN

yaaaay

Ugghh, and I'm the only girl again.  

GUESS WHAT!?

CHICKEN BUTT
AAHHAAHAHAHAHIYFB BFSUOHWUQOIYHVRUGQO: CHCHAKAKACKNJUHFU THAT'S SO FUNNY

I'm putting away the soda. You've had more than enough.

Aww what? But I've only had 42 cans!

Exactly.

DON'T WORRY BRO I HAVE A STASH OF CANDAAAYY

OH YES THANK YOU

BUT WAIT!

I CAN MAKE IT RAIN CANDY WITH MY AWESOME CLOUD CANDY POWWWEERRSS!!

OHMYGOSH CANDY RAAAIIINN
*opens mouth*

THIS IS BETTER THAN CATCHING SNOWFLAKES ON YOUR TONGUE OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

They still have the wrappers on, you know.  

EWW EWW EWW BAH BALAH

*spiiiitts*

Idiots.

I AM NOT AN IDIOT 

I KNOW THAT 2+2= 8!

No it's not! Idiot idiot idiot.

Oh yeah happy Pi Day!!!

OH PIE I LOVE PIE!!! DOES THAT MEAN I GET FREE PIE EVERYWHERE I GO

No! 3.14! (Get it, the date? ;D)

NO I DON'T GET IT

LET'S HAVE SOME CELEBRATORY BIRTHDAY PIE NOW
YAAAY

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments or questions and have an awesome daay!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hiii!! I forgot to mention yesterday that I found 2 of Howard's happy symbols, and today I have 3. His happy symbols are the overalls, which he looked very cute-

NO NO NO I LOOKED FAT IN THEM FAT FAT FAT I TELL YOU

Calm yourself, Howard. You already took them off.

WHATEVER I WILL STICK TO MY HAT 
MY BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL BLUE HAT

Okay, can I please continue?

NO YOU MAY NOT BECAUSE I AM KING OF THE LOG
Suurreee so anyway, his other happy symbols were the cloud candy and a dumpling made by his Grandpa. :3

HOW DARE YOU CONTINUE WITHOUT THE KING'S PERMISSION

What mey mugirushuf get off the peyboard ghuag

NO YOU HAVE DISOBEYED THE KING'S ORDERS YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED
Stop it Howard, you don't even have a crown.

Yes, and therefore you cannot definitely be king.

FINE THEN, I WILL GET A CROWN

NOODLE I COMMAND YOU

GET ME THE CROWN

Do it yourself, kingly king.  

NOOO I CAN'T PRESS THE BUTTONS EEEEESSSSHHHH

This is the best comedy show ever.

I know, right? xD

If I had a royal servant (pet) I could make him get it for me! But BECAUSE IT'S YOUR FAULT NOODLE
I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A PET YET
Ugghh stop saying everything's my fault. I'll get you the crown.

*actually puts crown on IRL*

Pfftt...

It looks like it's going to fall off his head..

No it shall not because I have fixed onto my head with superglue.

*crown falls off*

OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO ASDFGHKL
MY PRECIOUS MY PRECIOUS ARE YOU ALL RIGHT
Stop being Gollum, Howard.

Preciouses we must hide from the Noodleses we must

... how do I even live with this?

Come preciouses

*hides under couch*

So, uh, how long do ya think he'll be under there?

Who cares? It's better off without him.

Indeed.

Now let's play Monopoly!

I WANNA BE THE TOPHAT

Thanks for reading everyone! Please PM us with comments or questions and have an awesome day! 

Preecciouusseeesss
 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

THANKS FOR OVER 7,000 VIEWS!! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!

Howard has all his happy symbols and will be staying with us for quite a while.... ahhh, at the beginning of spring break I said I'd unpause a lot, but that didn't happen, huh? Haah I'm lazy. Maybe I'll unpause Savannah and Fred tomorrow morning and have them sleep for the day so they can be marrying age.

Yaaay I can't wait for my wedding! Beethoven and Owen can be the flowergirls!

H-hey! But we're not girls!

Yeah!

Okay, fine then, flower boys.

Still no!

Why don't you have Fred do it?

Well, Fred will have his own wedding to attend to, correct?

No way! I wanna be a bachelor forever!

And ever and ever until you're an oldie and then ever and ever until you dieee?

... NO NO NO I WANNA GET MARRIED MATCHMAKER HURRY UP COME TO MEE

Knew you'd feel that way.

Hmm what flowers should you guys throw on my way down the aisle?

I'm allergic to flowers.

Oh, surreee you are. I'll bet you're just trying to get out of it.

No, I really am.

Let's test that.

*gets a rose*

*shoves it in Owen's face*

Aaah aaah aaah CHHOOOOOOIIEEEOOIIEEEOOIEEOIEOIEOIEO

*hair flies off*

OH NO MY PRECIOUS HAIR

*is covered in sneeze goop*

OH NO MY PRECIOUS FACE
Hey where's Howard he hasn't talked at all.

He's sulking because I took his crown off and made him wear the dinosaur hat.

IT'S SO UGLY

But it's St.Patrick's day and the hat is green.

IT MAKES ME LOOK LIKE I AM BEING EATEN BY A DINOSAUR
Come on, it's only for today. Tomorrow you can put your crown back on.

okay...

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with questions or comments and have a great day!!
 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi everyone!! I unpaused Fred and Savannah. Savannah is 6 and should have a visit from the matchmaker soon. Fred is still 5. This post won't be very long because I'm pretty tired. =_=

Finally, I am back to my former kinglyness, AKA I'm wearing my epic crown.

I wanna be a bachelor again so I can enjoy doritos on the couch without my wife telling me not to put my hands on the couch.

I can't wait to get married!! <3 The matchmaker might even come tonight!

I'm paused and I want a chicken taco.

I'm paused and am trying out Mohitamatchi's Hair Restorer. IT'S NOT WORKING

And that shall be it. Thanks for reading, as always, please PM us with questions or comments, and have a great day!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello~~ color code and update (if any)

Fred should get married soon, probably tonight if the matchmaker comes as expected.

Savannah got married to an Ura Mametchi last night and had a baby boy named Frodo from a book I've been reading. (hmm, wonder what book that is)

Beethoven

Owen

Howard

Dude, Frodo, nice job on being born a boy. HIGH FIVE
*high fives Fred* Um, thanks?

Well you see Frodo, Savannah has been the only girl on this log for a while.

And once she leaves... IT'LL BE AN ALL BOYS LOG

MWAHAAHAAHAAA!!!

Not unless when the matchmaker comes for Fred I use the cheat and press A to get a girl eheheheheehh

NOODLE YOU WOULDN'T

I would. Besides, I have a good name for a girl. Tris. :3 From another book I'm reading.

Hrrmmphh MATCHMAKER YOU BETTER NOT COME

So! We need a good funny idea.

HOW ABOUT I HAVE THE RING OF POWER

Suuurreeee you do

I do too! *holds up ring on finger*

That's a Funion.

DO NOT DOUBT THE RING

*turns invisible*

GASP WHERE'D MY SON GO

How did he do that?!

UWAGH *gets splashed with water*

This treasure must not be kept from the royalness. GIVE IT TO ME, PUNY BABY

*invisibly throws Funions in Howard's face*

AAAAHHHHHH NO CHEAP SNACK FOODS ON MY ROYAL FACE ADGSUIFGUEGH

*becomes visible*

Now do you doubt me?

Nooo NOOO NOOOO I DON'T PLEASE SPARE ME

Thanks for reading, everyone. Please PM us with comments or questions and I'll see you tomorrow!! Hopefully.  

Bye!!
 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello! Sorry for not posting for the last couple days. I was busy with homework and everything. SO. People have been paused and stuff randomly because of all this work and stuff. Color code and status:

v3: Fred and Bilbo, paused

v4.5: Frodo the baby, paused

v6: Beethoven paused

Tama-Go: Owen, paused

iDL: Howard, really old and unpaused

OH YES WE RULE THIS LOG IS OFFICIALLY ALL BOYS

YUUUUUUUSSSSSSS

Until maybe Howard gets married tomorrow and has a girl. (Please please please I'm tired of boys on the iDL)

NO AS THE FATHER I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

It's uncontrollable Howard.

WELL IT SHOULD BE CONTROLLABLE

I'm Bilbo and I hate my name. It's stupid.

Well if you hadn't been a boy maybe you would have a better name.

Yeah okay but why'd you have to pick a stupid name like Bilbo?! Why not something normal like John or George?

Well because we already had a Frodo so...

It's okay bro. We both have weird names. Let's be bros.

Okay bro.

AND NOW LET'S PAR-TAY!!

BECAUSE IT'S FRIDAY AND CHEESE CASADEAS ARE YUMMY

INDEEDLY DOODLY THEY ARE 

THEN LET'S HAVE A CASADEA PARTY

NOMMY NOM OM NOM NOM

OKAY THEN I WANT CHERRY PIE AND RAISINS AND HOT SAUCE AND LAMB CHOPS AND CHEESE ON MINE

Eww

Shut up Noodle it's a man dare.

Oh wait I actually have to eat that?

You know it bro.

EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT
NO

*throws casadea at the wall*

*casadea explodes*

THAT WAS AWESOME HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

WHOOOOOOOOOOO

*throws casadeas everywhere*

*explosions*

At least it's Howard's house you're throwing those in. He'll have to clean them up.

Aww whaat

Thanks for reading! Please PM us with questions and comments and we'll see you tomorrow!
HEY GUESS WHAT TACOS EXPLODE TOO
 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hi! Sorry for not posting yesterday, I was busy. Howard got married to a Giragiratchi and had a baby girl, which I named Tris. 
I'm a pineapple and Noodle's given me 4 care misses and I don't know what I'm going to be!!! NOODLE LOOK IT UP

No how about a pleasant surprise?

BUT WHAT IF I'M UGLY AND IT'S NOT PLEASANT 

YOU HOW DARE YOU BE A GIRL

YEAH YOU RUINED OUR EXCELLENT BOYS CLUB OF BOYS

YOU'RE GONNA PAY

I seriously don't care.

Me too. NEUTRAL.

I'm sorry, but I like being a girl. SO TAKE THIS

*karate kicks Fred*

*slaps Beethoven in the face*

*steps on Owen's pinkie toe*

PINEAPPLE POWER

Aren't you glad we stayed neutral?

Quite, quite.

Owowowoww

waaahh

OH CHEX MIX MY TOEEEEEEE

Am I going to pay now?

No no no of course not we'll do anything for you, Queen Tris!

That's better. Now get me a smoothie. Make it strawberry banana.

I want a smoothie. ._.

And Noodle gets one too because she's my awesome girl buddy!

Yay! ^.^

Also Fred I want a manicure. Paint unicorns on my fingers. And you there, Owen. Peel me a grape.

We have to go now. Please PM us with comments and questions and have an amazing day!

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hii!!! Tris evolved into Moriritchi (or however it's spelled)!! So cute! I haven't found any of her happy symbols yet. Because yes I'm lazy.

Yay I'm like a bunny la la la la OW *trips on ears*

Pfft

AHAHAHAHAAHAH

SNORT SNORT SNORT 

Oh my chex mix that was so funny you're just all lalalalalla and then you faceplant!

Waahh you guys are mean!!!!

Hey Tris what happened to all your karate-ness from yesterday?

I guess since she's not a pineapple anymore she doesn't have pineapple power?

Ah, yes.

Well I still have my ear power!!! HYAH *whips ears around*

AAHHHHH OW OW OW OW  OWWWW
^.^

Bleh, we have to go now. Bye everyone!

 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Thanks for 7,180 views!!!

Hah, I haven't even posted for 3 days and it still went way up! So, I changed Tris into her Henshin Jo form a while ago, which is even cuter than her normal and I was like howisthatevenpossible she's so cute!!! <3 Everyone else has been... um... paused.

AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE THIS AT ALL NOODLE I COMMAND YOU GO UNPAUSE ME RIGHT NOW OR GIVE ME AN ORANGE CRUSH

YES MY DEMAND IS THE SAME
But I already drank all my Orange Crush... ;u;

Hahahahahha and now your lips are orange!

Meh fine I'll go get you.

*goes and gets tamas*

I want Crush.

Grape.

Strawberry.

Are you kidding? Grape is so much better.

Well strawberry is fizzier. 

So? Sometimes it's better to relax the fizz bro.

No. It's not.

Hey how about pineapple? Pineapple Crush is good.

They have that?

Actually they do. It's rare though. I want to try it. :<

I'M FAT NOODLE

Hobbits are supposed to be shut up.

EXCUSE ME I'M NOT A WHATEVER YOU JUST CALLED ME I'M A TAMAGOTCHI REMEMBER
Hey do you have hair on your feet?

I don't have feet.  

Oh right hahaha

I don't like you.

Come, my twin. Let us eat cheese puffs.

Yes.

So. Now what?

Nooooodddlleeee

Owensaysstrawberrycrushisbetterthangrapecrushbutit'snotandwaaahhh

So basically, what's your opinion?

Um I like orange...

SEE SHE SAID GRAPE OWEN
NO THAT WAS STRAWBERRY
Hey. Where'd your ears go?

I'M HUNGRY NOODLE

. Please PM us with comments-

AND WHETHER YOU LIKE GRAPE OR STRAWBERRY CRUSH BETTER
and we'll see ya tomorrow!
 

[CheesyNoodleTama]

Hello! So, I guess I might as well let the tamas tell you what they are.

I'm Bilbo and I'm a mohitamatchi! WOO HAIR 

I'm Frodo and I'm a tamatchi. -.- I'M PINK AND I LOOK LIKE PAC-MAN WHEN I EAT *cries*

I'm Beethoven and I'm a mametchi and I'm pausseeedd

I'm Owen and I'm a necktietchi and I'm paauuuseeedd tooooo

And I'm Tris and I'm whatever the Henshin Jo form is of Moriritchi! I wanna get a pet today!!

You know actually I only need one more pet to have all the pets in the book. :3

Yaaay!

Excuse me, Noodle.

We interrupt this log post to bring you special coverage on the latest in the Crush debate.

This is Owen and Beethoven coming to you live from Noodle's room next to her betta fish named George Bacon.

Our viewers from kuchipatchi.is.blue.55's log have given the following results about their favorite crush:

One likes grape, one likes strawberry, and one likes orange. Overall, we are still tied.

Please continue to send us your votes.

And now back to you, Tris.

Thanks, Owen. In breaking news today, a theory shows that Frodo could actually pass as Pac-Man if we painted him yellow. Bilbo?

Well yes you see here we have the subject, Frodo, and we have spray painted him canary yellow.

THIS IS MORE UGLY THAN PINK

Now the purpose of this experiment is to see if an audience of ten can tell if he is Pac-Man or not. Are you ready, audience?

Yeeess! (Pierre the Llama and his 9 cousins)

All right. *takes out box of Cheerios* 

*makes a cheerios  trail*

Oh hey Cheerios! om nom om nom om nom om nom om nom

Release the ghosts!

What ghosts?

Woooooo *has a pink sheet over head*

Beeewwaaaaarreeeeee *has an orange sheet over head*

AAAAHHHHHH A G-G-G-G-GHOOOSSTTT

om nom om nom om nom om nom oh hey a donut om nom nom

He got the power up!!!

RUN AWAAAYYYY

heheheheheh om nom om nom om nom om nom- hey...

The experiment is over. Also, we're out of Cheerios.

Aww

Now, audience? What do you think. Cast your votes now.

*hums Jeopardy theme*

And the votes are in! 6 out of 10 llamas said it was realistic, 1 out of 10 llamas is cracking up too hard to answer, and 3 out of 10 llamas spit on their voting devices rendering them completely unoperational. 

And that's the news for today! Please PM us with your comments or questions about the show, and have a great rest of your day.