Hi everyone! Time for the conclusion of the exciting mall trip!
LET'S GO TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY!!!
AND SEE PENNY?!
REALLY REALLY REALLY?
Guys, Penny doesn't work at this Cheesecake Factory. In fact she doesn't even work at a cheese cake factory in real life anyway..
SHUT UP NOODLE OF COURSE PENNY WORKS HERE
Yes, in fact, she does. How lucky! I will get to see her again! It's been a long time since we last talked.
Are you serious?!
You know Penny?!
Yes, of course I do. Now, let's go!
*at cheesecake factory*
*pichipitchi arrives* (you know the mermaid thing I can't spell it)
Hello! Would you like some drinks to start off with?
Oh hi Penny!
TAKE ME TO PENNY
Guys, this is Penny.
No, it's not. Penny is not a mermaid with an extremely hard to pronounce and hard to spell name.
Yes, I am! I'm Penny Pitchipitchi, at your service.
.... so the real Penny doesn't work here? ;u;
Umm, I'm definitely real, sir.
NOOOOO I WANTED TO SEE PENNY FROM THE BIG BANG THEORRYYYY WAAHHHHHAHAHH
Um, I'm sorry sir but I don't know what you're talking about and don't really care. Drinks?
I'LL HAVE SOME ICE ON THE ROCKS
I WANT LEMONLIME KOOL AID
I'll have a root beer.
I'll have a Sprite
I want a cream soda.
Okay, that'll be coming right up!You guys look over the menu and decide what you'd like to order, okay?
sniiiiifff snort wahhhhhhahhahahahah
What's wrong guys? We've had a wonderful shopping trip.
...you call this wonderful... YOU CALL THIS WONDERFUL?!! WELLLLL IIIII
*everyone in the restaurant stares at their table*
think so too hahahaha.
*everyone goes back to their own business*
Okay here's your drinks! Have you decided what you would like to order?
Yes, we're all going to have the Texas toast.
Okay! Coming right up!
What? I don't want Texas toast.
I hate Texas toast.
Why did you order Texas toast?
I don't even know what Texas toast is.
WELL TOO BAD BECAUSE-
you'll love it dears.
Okay, here's your Texas toast!!!
Thanks! Let's dig in, okay?
WELL YOU WILL HAVE TO
take a bath when you get home, okay sweetie?
*munch munch* It's actually good.
Let's see... *takes bite* mmmm
Pretty good, for something that doesn't include bananas. (kikitchi)
I guess I'll try it... *takes bite* OWOWOWOWOWOWOOW HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE HELP SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT AAHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH
HERE HAVE SOME OF MY ICE ON THE ROCKS! *dumps ice all over Sam*
AHHHHHHHHHY COLD COLD COLD COLD I'M FREEZING BRRRR SOMEONE GET ME A SNUGGIE
Here, have some toast. *slaps Sam in the face with Texas toast*
Need some more ice? *dumps ice*
Toast? *toast slap*
I would help you, but all of my toast is on your face now.
Me too, but my ice is on your head.
Great, you guys were such help.
Aww, I'm still starving..
Room for desert?
THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR DESERT!!!
Yes, we will each have a slice of cheese cake, please.
Coming right up!
I think you really will need to take a bath when you get home, dear.
Here's your cheesecake!
*everyone finishes their cheesecake*
All right, guys. We're all gonna split the cost now, right?
Hey. Is that who I think it is?
Oh my chex mix.
It couldn't be...
*all guys run away*
GUUYYYSS!!! THAT'S NOT FAIIIRR!!!
I'M SURE YOU CAN PAY FOR IT, MISS FANCY COLOR TAMA
BUT I BLEW ALL MY MONEY ON A GIRLY ROOM!!!!! GUUUYYYSSS!!!
Thanks for reading! As I said earlier, posts this week will be pretty infrequent, I'll only update either if something major happens, or I just have some time to kill. So, see you guys soon!