Elijah is over due to evolve.
Boo has almost enough points to evolve into hyottokotchi. 324! Almost there!!
Kanaya is still hanging around with her daughter, who I have dubbed Nepeta. (homestuck theme I'm sorry asdfghjkl)
Terezi should unlock the dating place tomorrow so I can get her married.
Akane is a furawatchi! Yay! I think this time I will unlock a new destination, I miscounted the last time when I got pitchipichi.
I love gardening and it's a happy daaaaaaaaaaayy
It's raining outside in iDL land.
You call that happy?
Every weather is happy when you garden!!!
See? When it's raining, all the worms come out!
*holds worm in hand and shoves it toward Kanaya and Terezi*
EWW GET IT AWAY FROM ME IT MIGHT RUIN MY CURL
How would a worm ruin a curl?
THE MERE ESSENCE OF ANYTHING DIRTY OR ICKY OR DISGUSTING NEAR MY BEAUTIFUL ONE PIECE OF HAIR COULD ULTIMATELY DAMAGE THE VERY ROOTS OF MY ONE PIECE OF HAIR
Actually, Terezi, didn't you see the article in Tama Weekly that says that worms can help hair grow?
Yeah! It was in yesterday's issue. It says: "A new scientific discovery has been made by a random makiko that letting worms crawl on your head-
can actually help grow more hair, contrary to the popular belief of almost all memetchis."
I have to try it!
Here! There's lots of worms in my garden from all the rain!
*dumps worms on Terezi's head*
Eww eww eww eww eww it's slimy and wet and it tickles and HOLY CHEX MIX
*afro suddenly appears on head*
I WANTED MORE HAIR BUT I DIDN'T WANT AN AFRO!!!
Maybe you can straighten it?
Good idea, Kanaya!
*grabs most expensive hair straightener from pile of 56 straighteners*
*turns it on the highest setting*
*tries to straighten hair*
*hair sizzles and springs back even bigger*
AGHHHH IT'S NOT WORKING AND THE WORMS ARE STILL IN THERE SOMEWHERE
Wait, wait! It also says that "to reverse the effects of the worms, eat one pound of butter and your hair will return to it's original form"!
EWW I'M NOT EATING A WHOLE POUND OF BUTTER THAT'S FATTENING
It's the only way!!
CAN'T YOU USE I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER
No! It has to be pure butter!
FINE THEN.... DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY BUTTER?!
I just used my last drops on my toast...
Here! It's 100% pure butter!
Where did that cow come from? 0.0
WHO CARES WHERE THE STUPID COW CAME FROM??? GIVE ME THE BUTTER!
*hands Terezi butter*
*eats entire pound of butter in 2 seconds*
*hair goes back to normal*
AGH THERE'S STILL WORMS ON IT GETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFFGETTHEMOFF
*gets worms off Terezi's head*
There you go, little guys... it must have been scary to be on a drama queens head...
You're feeling sorry for the worms?
Worms have feelings too!
That's my new campaign! WHFT! Worms Have Feelings Too! It's a group that helps worms! Would you like to donate a dollar to help a squished worm?
Ahh... no thanks.
Thanks for reading! Please PM us with comments and questions-
Or if you want to make a donation to WHFT! One dollar can help a poor, smushed, gooey worm alone in the damp, cold, parking lot-
and have a good day!
*hits post before Akane can continue her worm speech*
Edited by CheesyNoodleTama, 01 August 2013 - 06:43 PM.