Hello!!! So, some news! Christina and her lovely penguin husband had a boy! His name is Samwise ( Sam for short) named after Samwise Gamgee in Lord of the Rings, because Sam is one of my all time favorite characters from anything! Also, just a few minutes ago, Rose got married and had a daughter, which I have dubbed Jade. (noticing the homestuck pattern?) Also a note that one week from today I will be leaving on a trip for one week and will only be taking my iDL, just so it's less to worry about and to carry. Since I have my iPod now, I'll try to do a small post if I'm in a hotel with wi fi when something happens. On to the post!
WELCOME TO CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, this is back?
What are you talking about?? It never went away.
Huh? What is this??
Ah, you young grasshoppers do not know what chicken or octopus is.
I'M NOT A GRASSHOPPER STUPID I'M A BEAUTIFUL CHORIBOTCHI AND I DON'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE THE UGLY GROSS GRASSHOPPER THAT NOODLE HAS ON HER WINDOW RIGHT NOW
Actually I do have one on the outside. It's kind of creeping me out.
It's an expression, Jade.
WHO ARE YOU AGH I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WHY AM I ON THIS BIG KEY THING AHUSHEYIOHGOIWHOIHHYEOIHIOWHOIAHOU
Actually, Jade, you're on the right track!
In today's episode of Chicken or Octopus, we will have someone type random letters and then try to make them into a sentence!
Okay. So how do you win?
You don't! You just get to laugh at how ridiculous the sentences are!
*gets octopus dumped on head*
Complainers shall be punished.
What? That's gross and so not fair!
*chickens get dumped on head*
EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AGHAGHAGHAGH GET ITOFFFFFFFFFF
Now then, shall we start the game?
Our contestants are.... Sean the baby on the v6!
Sam the baby on the Tama-Go!!!
AGGHHH OKAY OKAY HI IT'S WONDERFUL TO BE HERE
And Jade the baby on the iDL!
Mwah! Mwah! I love all my adoring fans and I wanna say hi to my mommy hi mommy I love you! <3
The rest of us will type the random text!
All right. Noodle, you'll be the first one to type the random text. Ready?
The rest of you, give us your sentences!
Umm.... Abno! Grb hobebog. Bosbobo gnb. Oiw!
Abnogrbhobe! Bogogbosbob! Oiw...
Ummm okay. I'll type next. Pobdifuduobfoubgobhodll.
Okay... it looks like Pobdifu. Do your breakfast. Gobble dill.
No, it's Pob! Different udon goblins dialect.
I THINK IT SAYS LOVE LUCK AND LOLLY POPS
Okay... Cheese Puffs, your turn.
How how he oi oi foo he oi doctor who ugh
He house he fish often he warlock he hieroglyph.
I DON'T KNOW
Okay, last but not least, Christina.
Coca cola diet boo agh
Koko died rebounded gore.
And now we have to go. We hope you enjoyed this unusually long post, please PM us and feed our mailbox, and have an awesome day!