Hello! Ah, enjoying my day off cause it's Easter weekend! Sooo I left Jacques on last night and he turned 5, and I am leaving all the tamas on tonight so they can get older and all that stuff.
I don't wanna get married!Why not?
Cause then I'd have a wife who would boss me around all the time and I couldn't eat Doritos whenever I wanted! THE HORROR!Ha ha! You know, Doritos sound like Dorotchi! Doritos, Dorotchi! Dorotchi, Doritos! Get it?Oh hi Dad!That reminds me. Yesterday I accidentally gave Jacques a diet drink and he slimmed down to 10 pounds! Eek! So now I'm fatting him up again.
Daddy!!! Look at me look at me I'm a star!!!Very nice dear.Hey Paul. Did you enjoy your one day on the Tama Planet?
Yes, it was quite nice. Claire and I found a nice neighborhood. She says it has the most lovely shops. Now she's taken up crochet.That's nice. How are you guys, Mikan and Berry?
I'm doing pretty good.Me too. How are you, Noodle?Same old same old. Done anything exciting lately?
Well yesterday Berry and I went to the Gotchi Zoo!Yeah! We got to feed a giraffe!Plus- and this is the exciting thing! While we were there the popcorn popper EXPLODED!!! And as good popcorn like that simply cannot be wasted, we opened our mouths and let the buttery, salty, tasty popcorn float gracefully into our mouths!Wow. That's odd.
And- Noodle, you won't believe this! Then the soft pretzel machine exploded too! So we opened our arms and caught at least a dozen of warm, chewy, salty pretzels and ate them!I think this zoo needs to buy some new equipment.
Don't tell me. The hippo exploded too.No actually. The tank with the hippos in it exploded. 
So you caught the hippos?!
No. We ran away.Well, thank you for that exciting story.
Yep. So now the whole zoo is under construction because the hippos trampled everything and ate the hot dog machine.Well isn't that just delightful.Hey! We have a lot of PCBS stuff to do since last week's meeting was canceled!You're right. Plus, your daughter needs to join too.Wha?We'll explain later dear. Let's go guys!All right. Hello there person reading. Are you having a nice day? Read any good books lately? Want a cookie? Oh forget it. This is a pointless conversation because you won't reply to me.

In that case, let's get on to....
THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAYis that I have developed a new way of choosing a random word of the day because I'm getting tired of trying to pull one of the top of my head. I'm going to go to the dictionary, close my eyes, open up to a page, and point to a random word! Then it'll be especially random.

Okay! *walks to dictionary*
THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAYis schoolmate! Jacques should get married and Mika should evolve! Tune in tomorrow!