The Ultimate Doomer
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It was a normal day in TamaTown and Kuromametchi was being his normal cool self. He liked it how he could make girls faint just by talking in his particularily cool voice. Getting the attention of girls was what Kuromametchi did best - and the only thing he actually did for that matter.
Kuromametchi was in a cafe, talking about his coolness to his Tama friends, while being eyed by every girl in the cafeteria - nothing could take the girls' eyes off of Kuro - if a UFO were to crash into the cafe, the girls wouldn't even notice. Kuro was listing all the reasons why he thought - or rather knew - he was the coolest Tama on Tamagotchi Planet - maybe even in the known universe. The girls listened - they thought his voice was the most ear-pleasing sound. Kuro's Tama Friends did not think that - they payed more attention to a fly buzzing around the cafeteria. After what seemed like an important speech that would never end, Kuro said "And that's why I'm so cool! No doubt about it!"
That was Kuro's mistake, for at this point, the girls were so star struck that they looked as if they were about to chase after Kuro. Kuro looked at the expressions on the girls' faces. "Uh-oh!"
With out another word, Kuro dashed out of the cafeteria as fast he possibly could. Inside the cafe, the girls were saying "EEEEheeehee, he's so charming! He's MINE! Kuromametchi! So DREAMY! LET'S FOLLOW HIM!"
Kuro was far away from the cafe. He turned back to look at it. He hoped the girls would not come after him.
The cafe was absolutely packed with girls; all trying to get out and chase Kuro at once. They could not fit through the doors at the same time - the cafe bulged.
Kuro stared at the cafe with wide eyes. He heard voices inside saying "Kuro is mine! We love Kuro! WE NEED HIM!"
The girls frantically scrambled to get through the cafe doors, but it was too much - the cafe bulged even more!
"IT'S GONNA BLOW!" shouted Kuro. He ran like mad.
Finally the cafe gave way - KABROOSH! It shattered to pieces as hundreds of girls exploded out and headed in the direction Kuro was going.
Kuro would never stop running. "I-i-i-IT'S A STAMPEDE!"
Kuro ran through the town, jumping and dodging every obstacle in sight.
The stampede of girls did not dodge any obstacles; they simply ran over them, squashing flat whatever was in their path.
Kuro ran around a fruit stand.
Seconds later, stampeding girls ran over the fruit stand, turning apples into apple sauce.
Kuro was running out of breath, but it seemed the girls would never stop.
"If this keeps up, the whole town will be a pancake! But if I stop, then I will be a pancake!"
Kuro tried a last resort - as fast as he possibly could, he put on an oldie disguise without the girls noticing.
The girls were screaming "Where's Kuromametchi? Where's our dear Kuro!?"
"I saw Kuromametchi head that way," said Kuro in an oldie voice, pointing to the hills. The girls took off to the hills hoping to finally catch Kuro. It was hours before they finally gave up and stopped searching.
By that time, Kuro was in his home. He was never going to brag about his coolness again. "Talking about how cool and popular you are just brings trouble," he thought. "I am cool, but I suppose there's no need to brag about it."
He stared at the Lovelin posters all over his walls. "And besides, Lovelitchi is even cooler than I am!"
He smiled, knowing that there was no need to tell others about his coolness, and that he and Lovelitchi were the coolest things on Tamagotchi Planet.
"No doubt about it," he loudly said to himself.
Before he knew it, Kuro's home was surrounded by screaming girls! "Kuro's in there! Kuromametchi lives here!"
"Oh no! Not again!"
The End
Kuromametchi was in a cafe, talking about his coolness to his Tama friends, while being eyed by every girl in the cafeteria - nothing could take the girls' eyes off of Kuro - if a UFO were to crash into the cafe, the girls wouldn't even notice. Kuro was listing all the reasons why he thought - or rather knew - he was the coolest Tama on Tamagotchi Planet - maybe even in the known universe. The girls listened - they thought his voice was the most ear-pleasing sound. Kuro's Tama Friends did not think that - they payed more attention to a fly buzzing around the cafeteria. After what seemed like an important speech that would never end, Kuro said "And that's why I'm so cool! No doubt about it!"
That was Kuro's mistake, for at this point, the girls were so star struck that they looked as if they were about to chase after Kuro. Kuro looked at the expressions on the girls' faces. "Uh-oh!"
With out another word, Kuro dashed out of the cafeteria as fast he possibly could. Inside the cafe, the girls were saying "EEEEheeehee, he's so charming! He's MINE! Kuromametchi! So DREAMY! LET'S FOLLOW HIM!"
Kuro was far away from the cafe. He turned back to look at it. He hoped the girls would not come after him.
The cafe was absolutely packed with girls; all trying to get out and chase Kuro at once. They could not fit through the doors at the same time - the cafe bulged.
Kuro stared at the cafe with wide eyes. He heard voices inside saying "Kuro is mine! We love Kuro! WE NEED HIM!"
The girls frantically scrambled to get through the cafe doors, but it was too much - the cafe bulged even more!
"IT'S GONNA BLOW!" shouted Kuro. He ran like mad.
Finally the cafe gave way - KABROOSH! It shattered to pieces as hundreds of girls exploded out and headed in the direction Kuro was going.
Kuro would never stop running. "I-i-i-IT'S A STAMPEDE!"
Kuro ran through the town, jumping and dodging every obstacle in sight.
The stampede of girls did not dodge any obstacles; they simply ran over them, squashing flat whatever was in their path.
Kuro ran around a fruit stand.
Seconds later, stampeding girls ran over the fruit stand, turning apples into apple sauce.
Kuro was running out of breath, but it seemed the girls would never stop.
"If this keeps up, the whole town will be a pancake! But if I stop, then I will be a pancake!"
Kuro tried a last resort - as fast as he possibly could, he put on an oldie disguise without the girls noticing.
The girls were screaming "Where's Kuromametchi? Where's our dear Kuro!?"
"I saw Kuromametchi head that way," said Kuro in an oldie voice, pointing to the hills. The girls took off to the hills hoping to finally catch Kuro. It was hours before they finally gave up and stopped searching.
By that time, Kuro was in his home. He was never going to brag about his coolness again. "Talking about how cool and popular you are just brings trouble," he thought. "I am cool, but I suppose there's no need to brag about it."
He stared at the Lovelin posters all over his walls. "And besides, Lovelitchi is even cooler than I am!"
He smiled, knowing that there was no need to tell others about his coolness, and that he and Lovelitchi were the coolest things on Tamagotchi Planet.
"No doubt about it," he loudly said to himself.
Before he knew it, Kuro's home was surrounded by screaming girls! "Kuro's in there! Kuromametchi lives here!"
"Oh no! Not again!"
The End
