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The Random Uwasatchi Story
One day on Tamagotchi Planet, Uwasatchi was watching Thomas the Tank Engine. Suddenly, The Fat Controller jumped out of the TV and said, “YOU HAVE CAUSED CONFUSION AND DELAY!” Then he turned into a purple elephant and flew out the window.
Uwasatchi wanted the purple elephant for her dinner, so she threw hamburgers at the wall. This was an ancient custom that caused frogs to rain from the sky. Uwasatchi caught 50 frogs and flushed them down the toilet.
Next, Uwasatchi decided to visit the Simpson Desert. There were lots of 10-foot-tall penguins there. They were having a pyjama party. Uwasatchi wanted to join in, so she found a cucumber in her brain. She said the magic words, and the cucumber turned into some Doctor Who pyjamas.
The party was lots of fun. They spent all their time stepping on Smurfs, killing them mercilessly. But then the ground started to shake. Uwasatchi turned around and, to her horror, saw a giant Teletubby stomping towards them.
The Teletubby ate all their pyjamas. The party was ruined! So Uwasatchi ate a banana, which caused the Teletubby to pop into thin air. She had saved the day!
But the victory did not last for long. Uwasatchi looked up and saw Homer Simpson dancing around in the clouds. Bart was there, too, but he was doing tap dancing. Uwasatchi knew that one of the worst things that could happen was to have Simpsons dancing in the clouds at the Simpson Desert. It caused lollipops to disappear from the hands of children.
Thinking quickly, Uwasatchi sneezed. But then the Simpsons turned into characters from the Big Bang Theory! Uwasatchi did not know how to get rid of Big Bang characters, but she knew that she had to think of something soon or the world would face destruction – Barack Obama would remain president of the United States forever!
Uwasatchi had no choice but to ride on a magical shoe to Australia. She went into EMF’s house and used some double-sided sticky tape to magically make EMF’s Mama teleport to the Simpson Desert. EMF’s Mama looked at the sky and was horrified to see Big Bang Theory characters dancing in the clouds!
EMF’s Meme shouted, “BIG BANG THEORY IS THE WORST SHOW IN THE WORLD!” and she transformed into Super Mama. She had a pink cape that said, “The only show worse than Big Bang Theory is Glee”. Then she used her super powers to punch all the Big Bang characters in the face.
Afterwards, EMF’s Mama went back to Australia and turned into a kangaroo. Uwasatchi interviewed Stephanie Meyer and everything was back to normal.
