[Cave Johnson]

I run down the hall, but even as I turn into the kitchen this thing is waiting for me. Nothing makes any sense anymore, it's not physically possible for any living creature to be able to do this. Why am I even bothering to try and run? The doors are sealed anyway.

There's a point where enough is just enough. I realise I don't even care anymore. This thing seems to exist only to torment me, and over these last few days it's done a bloody good job of that. But enough is enough, if this thing thinks I'm going to go quitely, it's dead wrong. I raise my pistol once more and fire at that dark form again. This time, I don't stop, not until I've fired every bullet I have. Eight shots, nothing that size could survive this. But I know that it won't have done anything. I was wrong, it did do something, it made it worse. A lord and obnoxious voice fills my head. "THAT WAS A MISTAKE, ALIX". I scream as it lunges foward, showing its true face. I open my mouth in horror and disgust as I stare at it. It smiles. Suddenly, everything is . I scream, but the doesn't stop. is everywhere. I try to claw my own eyes out, but I now realise nothing can possibly stop . My own body begins to tear itself apart. My physical form dissolves under the gaze of .

My soul is torn from my body, and as it dies I enter a room. Completely nondescript. At first I think this is hell, but I quickly realise that this is something even worse, trapped deep within us all. I am alone, and as I look around I can only see one thing.







If you couldn't guess this is meant as a parody of some creepypastas. I know there are a few people who will jump on the "omg hes trollllllllllin" train but I'm aware of what trolling is and this isn't it sory buddy. It's meant to be amusing by being disturbingly bad, kbro?

Edited by Cave Johnson, 31 July 2012 - 12:07 AM.

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER READ YOU SIR DESERVE MONEY

[It`s Teri]

caev, dis es bast stori evr

[Orandatchi]

caev ai luv dis ancur pls

[TicTax]

It's so beautiful that I cri while reading it ;u;

[tamatown123]

A One in a million story which has feeling and something we can learn - to try to be happy no matter what happens. Great Job, Caev.

[Eternal Mametchi Fan]

**I now award Cave Johnson the Nobel Prize for his great contribution to literature**

[booboo1]

Y O U C A N ' T E S C A P E T H E

Edited by booboo1, 31 July 2012 - 09:21 AM.

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

Love this story. Great concept.
Why is it so beautiful.....

[mew0099]

that was awesome. / for you.

[Neon Pegasus]

caev this brot tears tu ma eyes this is beutiful yu desarve a

[Iceland <3]

kaev junsun i luv dis store-ee is aymayzing

[Cave Johnson]

2: RETURN OF THE

Of course I had heard the stories, everyone had. But they were just things to scare kids with. Complete and utter nonsense, a monster that caused you soul to collapse on itself? It was crazy. One night, however, that all changed.

It was after a particularly disturbing story about an angel and I was walking along a dimly lit hall at the local community centre that I had volunteered at after being encouraged to do something for the community. Suddenly, I felt a shiver run down my spine. "Hello?" I asked. I quickly relaxed, it was obviously nothing, and I was just unsettled after that story, that’s all. Despite this, I began to walk faster. I only had one more building to lock, the old library, and then I could go home. I felt that presence again and quickly turned around to face the way I’d come. Nothing there, of course, but by now I was genuinely frightened. I heard a laugh in the distance, and that was what broke me. I couldn’t take this any more, I broke into a run, but by now it was too late.

The darkness reached out to me and covered me in . I tried to scream out, but the had already completely taken over. I tried to lash out at the , but nothing could hurt it. I felt something reaching out from deep with in me, and in horror I realised that I was the ! The consumed me, and I consumed it, for I am the , and the is me. All shall become

[Neon Pegasus]

ITS PERFECT

[It`s Teri]

pert 2 es os gret os pert 1 stel bast stori evr

[tamatown123]

Again, its lovely. A one in a million second part of a story which means something. xD

[Iceland <3]

kaev i luv u will u maree me i keel all the

[Ringotchi123]

I LOVED IT!

[Orandatchi]

i luvd et caev pert tree pls calld da peto podatos retern wit