[Zachary Konreignes]

The people that I dedicate this to... They know who they are.

Whatever your problem is...

I don't really care.

Go eat my food...

Then tell me it's fair.

Play your little guitar...

While I wait to cover it with tar...

Your logic amuses me...

How you can find so many ways to accuse me...

Run away from me like I'm ugly...

Then tell me I am.

I'll look in the mirror the next day...

And not believe I'm a man.

Oh, please take more,

I'm not already in pain.

Then say you love me,

and let me drown myself in shame.

[Cave Johnson]

This is totally directed at me.