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MAD TV (Cartoon Network)- Episode 49: The Adventures of TaunTaun/Everybody Loves Rayman

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Posted 21 November 2012 - 07:58 PM ( #1 )

My favorite segment out of Episode 49 is just the whole Rayman thing. I found the transcript on the Rayman Wiki. Here it is.

Mr. Dark: HAHA! Rayman, you'll never defeat me and save Betilla! This dreaming world is doomed!
Mr. Dark: NOOO! How could I have forseen you do the only things you do?!
Betilla: Rayman, you did it! You beat the game!
Globox: I helped too.
Betilla: Oh, and Globox. Do me a favor and don't look at me. OK?
Globox: Everybody loves Rayman.
(Title card: Everybody Loves Rayman)
Mom: We're here. Where's my darling boy? And Betilla, too, I guess.
Betilla: Rayman! I did not agree to let your parents stay with us!
Rayman: AWWWWWW.. Come on!
Mom: We'll take care of making our beds. We know how over-worked you are..... I mean, look at you.
Betilla: Do they really HAVE to stay here?
Rayman: Awwwwwwwwwww....yeah! Their house is being fumigated for Raving Rabbids.
(Switches scenes to a circus tent with 2 Rabbids jumping on it and 2 on the ground 1 slapping a man with a feather duster and the other on a man's back slapping him with a fly swatter.)
Man: Help! Help! Man down! Man down!
Betilla: Kids! Breakfast is ready!
(Two Teensies sit at the table.)
Mom: Hmm, interesting. But I thought since you used magic the toast wouldn't be burnt.
Betilla: Give me some credit, I conjured it up from thin air!
Mom: You're right. Maybe magic toast is supposed to be burnt.
Dad: And the eggs are magic too.
Betilla: THAT IS IT! You have to tell your parents to leave!
Rayman: Awwwwwwwwwwww but I don't wanna. Mom, Dad...... you gotta goooooooooo.
Mom: You'd throw your own parents out? What kind of son are you?
Rayman: Awwwwwwwwwwww come ooooooooooonnn!
Betilla: You might not have arms, legs or a neck, but at least act like you have a spine!
Betilla: Those weren't even words!
(Rayman helicopters away)
Betilla: Don't you helicopter away when I'm speaking to you!!!!!!!!!!!
Rayman: Hey bro, what are you doing here?
Globox: I just came to sit around, watch TV and you know, bask in your shadow.
Rayman: Well... it's kinda crowded right now 'cause mom and dad are staying here.
Globox: I know. I brought some stuff they left at their house. Look! They forgot there were Rabbids!
Rayman: Awwwww, you Rabbids! You stole my franchise, now you've wrecked my house!
(Rayman beats up Rabbids)
Rayman: *pant* *pant* *pant*
Betilla: RAAAAAAAAAYMAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rayman: Awww, but Globox and Rabbids and OOAWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabbid: Seriously dude. No one can understand you.
Globox: Nobody understands Rayman.

It is a parody of Everybody Loves Raymond, except Rayman is in it, and The Teensies, even Betilla and Globox, if you are asking. ;) You can share about what you like in Episode 49.

Edited by ChamametchiandMametchi, 21 November 2012 - 09:00 PM.






21 Nov 2012