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Bigdaddy46

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 04:54 AM ( #1 )

So basically, it goes like this:


Person 1:
Demand a raise from your boss "or else".


Person 2:
Leave the water in the kitchen running and shove lots of paper towels in the drain. When the water starts overflowing run screaming through the office "FLOOD, FLOOD, everyone out!!!" Explain to your boss that you were trying to wash your laundry in the sink and something got stuck.


And I think you get the idea.


So I go first:

When your in an elevator with your boss, press all the buttons and laugh like a giddy child.

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 10:15 AM ( #2 )

Go up to all the female (or male if you are a female) workers, lay on them while saying "rape".

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 03:57 PM ( #3 )

Bring a nerf gun to work and get a fellow worker to bring one in too so you can shoot each other and battle.

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:17 PM ( #4 )

Bring a nerf gun to work and get a fellow worker to bring one in too so you can shoot each other and battle.


Not to make this thread go off topic but i did this when i worked at pizza hut^-^

Walking up to co-workers and saying in a VERY disturbing southern accent "you got a pertty mouth mm hmm"

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:24 PM ( #5 )

throw a big bucket of water in the air and shout it's raining!it's raining!

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:38 PM ( #6 )

Walk around in a Hitler march. Shout all commands in a military manner. When boss talks to you answer "Sir yes sir!!!"

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 09:59 PM ( #7 )

Puuuffftt. Everytime they say something.

... Read this topic at work.

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 10:01 AM ( #8 )

Bring your dog everywhere,also in meetings

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 06:38 AM ( #9 )

Bring a USB key logger to work and place it in your bosses computer, set the phrase to whatever you want.