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Ninja infestations

what to do about them become a ninja by infection? ninjas...

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Flutternot-so-shy

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Posted 04 January 2013 - 11:49 PM ( #1 )

Everyday! Everyday! I come home from a long day at work only to see my house perfectly clean, everything as I left it, and a black flash in the side of my eye. I've got freaking ninjas! Last week, they bought an industrial furnace and forging equipment, made it invisible, shrank it with their ninja powers, then put it into the air ducts. It makes no noise whatsoever! The ninjas are always stealing screws from my screw collection and melting them into shruinkens! They even buy me new screws! But I can tell that that cheap replacement isnt my jeffery. I miss jeffery. He was always my favorite screw. These ninjas will not leave my house, I even tried to smoke them out and posion their hideout! It is airtight, and they also got ninja insurance, so if I try to knock it down, the ninja repairmen come and fix it in seconds! AHHH, PLEASE HELP ME! ( I would love to hear about other infestations, so I can maybe get some useful tips on HOW TO GET RID OF THOSE SCREW KILLING MANIACS!)

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 06:48 AM ( #2 )

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 11:23 AM ( #3 )

What is this topic even about...? Is it a game or just some kind of random funny thing?
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Posted 05 January 2013 - 02:59 PM ( #4 )

Hee hee. Kick them, or get FLuttershy to scream at them.

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Posted 05 January 2013 - 09:32 PM ( #5 )

Hee hee. Kick them, or get FLuttershy to scream at them.


Flutter NOT SO shy. Thank you. Nah, but this is just a silly topic. It's for fun and using your imagination to make up ninja infestation stories.

Edited by Flutternot-so-shy, 06 January 2013 - 04:58 PM.


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Posted 05 January 2013 - 09:32 PM ( #6 )

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K, thanks for the heads up

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Posted 25 March 2013 - 05:05 PM ( #7 )

I had ninjas once. Now they are replaced by tiny sumos living in the walls, only coming out at night to feed on breadcrumbs. . . They are extremely noisy during the night when they wrestle all over the place and leaves a mess. Trust me, stick with the ninjas, there are worse things that go "Yokozuna" in the night.



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Posted 08 May 2013 - 04:36 PM ( #8 )

Get Meta Knight to slice them in half or get Kirby to inhale all of them! XD

Edited by Violetchi luv, 08 May 2013 - 04:36 PM.