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Bigdaddy46

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So It goes like this:

Me: I wish for pizza

Random person: Granted,but all your teeth fall off and now you cant eat anything.

And you should get it by now.

So I start first:

I wish for the tooth fairy to be real

 
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Granted, but your pony is actually a MLP pony.

I wish I had a Rayman 3 Rayman plush of my own!

 
Granted, but it was sewn together horribly so it falls apart.

I wish for ice-cream

 
Granted, but you're mom steals it from you and throws it in the toilet bowl for no apparent reason

I wish for a fire-breathing rabbit

 
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Granted, but it's only use was to un-clog toilets I can't think -_-

I wish for a LOLLIPOP

 
Granted, but the stuff is all 2 sizes too small and you can't exchange it, or get a refund.

I wish for a hair straightener.

 
Granted, but it breaks before you can use it.

I wish for unlimited internet

 
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Granted, but you have to say the magic word before you can use the Internet.

I wish for Wi-Fi to not keep conking out.

 
Granted,but you're computer and all you're other electronic gadgets got set on fire because grandpa henry hates electronic gadgets :-(

I wish grandpa Henry would stop setting electronic gadgets on fire

 
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Granted, but now he throws them into the UK where there is heavy snow that breaks them.

I wish that there was a way of writing Dazzmina in Japanese. The Da, Mi and Na are fine but there is no Z.

 
Granted, but I don't know what that is so I assume it stands for Not Cheering Isabel's Sister and that's what you get.

I wish there wasn't an advert for tooth fairies above this post.

 
Granted, but then there are tooth fairy adverts everywhere else.

I wish I could forget every stupid thing I ever did.

 
Granted, you forget all things stupid you have done; but in turn you also forget everything & everyone that has ever made you smile...

 
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