Eternal Mametchi Fan
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While I’m working on an ending for attack of the giant Melodytchi, I wrote this funny story for Dazzmina. :3
DAZZMINATCHI’S PICNIC
“Aaaaaah,” Dazzmina sighed in contentment, setting down her picnic basket in a beautiful meadow. “The perfect place to relax and have a picnic. I’m glad that Kurosantchi and her pesky husband aren’t here to bother me!”
As soon as she opened the basket, she realized she had spoken too soon. Kurosantchi and Ikemen Mametchi leaped out and made Dazzminatchi scream with surprise. They were both wearing top hats and they started dancing a jig.
“What the heck are you doing?!” Dazzminatchi demanded, blinking in disbelief.
Kurosantchi didn’t reply. Instead, she took off her hat and out jumped Nanotchi. “Ooh yeah, it’s picnic time!” he exclaimed, and he started eating a lot of the food in the picnic basket; well, a lot for someone his size.
“What’s in YOUR hat?” Dazzminatchi demanded, turning to Ikemen Mametchi. He removed his hat and out jumped a gigantic purple dolphin which devoured Dazzminatchi in seconds.
“Now let’s have a food fight!” Kurosantchi grinned, throwing a cupcake at Ikemen Mametchi. Nanotchi threw bread crumbs at Kurosantchi but she didn’t even notice.
“I want a banana,” said Ikemen Mametchi. He took a banana out of the picnic basket, but when he peeled it, there wasn’t a banana inside at all; it was Dazzminatchi!
“YOU’LL PAY FOR RUINING MY PICNIC!” she roared, clutching a giant fruit cake. She was about to crush Ikemen Mametchi once and for all, but then the purple dolphin bounced over and gobbled up the fruit cake. Dazzminatchi’s plan was ruined!
And so the food fight continued. Kurosantchi threw jelly beans all over the place. Before long, Dazzminatchi was buried alive under a mountain of jelly beans. Nanotchi walked over to the mountain and ate one of the jelly beans. “Ugh, I’m stuffed now!” he said.
They were all waiting for Dazzminatchi to suffocate when the purple dolphin interrupted things once again. It ate up all the jelly beans, and Dazzminatchi was free!
“Thank you, purple dolphin!” Dazzminatchi smiled. She jumped onto its back and it flew into the sky. Dazzminatchi was gone.
“That’s good,” Kurosantchi said to Ikemen Mametchi and Nanotchi, “because now we can have all the fun we want without the purple dolphin or Dazzminatchi annoying us!”
So the three friends all had a picnic together. But when Ikemen Mametchi peeled another banana… out came Dazzminatchi and the purple dolphin!
THE END!
DAZZMINATCHI’S PICNIC
“Aaaaaah,” Dazzmina sighed in contentment, setting down her picnic basket in a beautiful meadow. “The perfect place to relax and have a picnic. I’m glad that Kurosantchi and her pesky husband aren’t here to bother me!”
As soon as she opened the basket, she realized she had spoken too soon. Kurosantchi and Ikemen Mametchi leaped out and made Dazzminatchi scream with surprise. They were both wearing top hats and they started dancing a jig.
“What the heck are you doing?!” Dazzminatchi demanded, blinking in disbelief.
Kurosantchi didn’t reply. Instead, she took off her hat and out jumped Nanotchi. “Ooh yeah, it’s picnic time!” he exclaimed, and he started eating a lot of the food in the picnic basket; well, a lot for someone his size.
“What’s in YOUR hat?” Dazzminatchi demanded, turning to Ikemen Mametchi. He removed his hat and out jumped a gigantic purple dolphin which devoured Dazzminatchi in seconds.
“Now let’s have a food fight!” Kurosantchi grinned, throwing a cupcake at Ikemen Mametchi. Nanotchi threw bread crumbs at Kurosantchi but she didn’t even notice.
“I want a banana,” said Ikemen Mametchi. He took a banana out of the picnic basket, but when he peeled it, there wasn’t a banana inside at all; it was Dazzminatchi!
“YOU’LL PAY FOR RUINING MY PICNIC!” she roared, clutching a giant fruit cake. She was about to crush Ikemen Mametchi once and for all, but then the purple dolphin bounced over and gobbled up the fruit cake. Dazzminatchi’s plan was ruined!
And so the food fight continued. Kurosantchi threw jelly beans all over the place. Before long, Dazzminatchi was buried alive under a mountain of jelly beans. Nanotchi walked over to the mountain and ate one of the jelly beans. “Ugh, I’m stuffed now!” he said.
They were all waiting for Dazzminatchi to suffocate when the purple dolphin interrupted things once again. It ate up all the jelly beans, and Dazzminatchi was free!
“Thank you, purple dolphin!” Dazzminatchi smiled. She jumped onto its back and it flew into the sky. Dazzminatchi was gone.
“That’s good,” Kurosantchi said to Ikemen Mametchi and Nanotchi, “because now we can have all the fun we want without the purple dolphin or Dazzminatchi annoying us!”
So the three friends all had a picnic together. But when Ikemen Mametchi peeled another banana… out came Dazzminatchi and the purple dolphin!
THE END!
