[The Ultimate Doomer]

Aliens are stealing Earth's dolphins!  But nothing stands between Dazz and dolphins.

It all started as any other normal day.  Dazz had just come home from another long day at school and decided to spend some time in her secret workshop, where she built gadgets and stuff and even a ship called the Dazz-with-Dolfinze-Megaplane, which looked like a small blue airplane.  Her parents were completely oblivious to this secret workshop; they never knew Dazz had been creating so much stuff.  It was easy for Dazz to keep it a secret, since they never asked what was in that secret workshop.

Dazz turned on her advanced radio which could pick up any radio signal in the universe, hoping there would be something interesting.  A mesage crackled and fuzzed from the radio.  Dazz listened.  There was a lot of distortion, but Dazz could still make out most of the message.  "*KSSsshhhhK* will steal all of *BBBzzzzpop* dolphins!  We will take every *kssshzzzzk* and bring them to our planet!  Then everyone on our home *bzzztcrackle* will be able to have a pet dolphin!  We will care for the *sshkzzZZZt* on our planet forever!  No one can stop *zzzzRRRrrt*, not even Dazzilitchigirl!"

"They can't do that...they just want pet dolphins, but taking every single one from Earth would cause trouble!"

Then Dazz turned on a TV to see the news:  Dolphins were being teleported up into a huge ten-mile-wide UFO hovering over a city in another country.  The dolphins were being zapped with green teleportation rays, and were being taken from rivers and aquariums.  "These aliens only want to take all the dolphins to their planet," said the news reporter, "no one is to attempt to get the dolphins back.  We are sure the aliens will bring them back later."

"So...I'm supposed to just sit here while every dolphin gets zapped up into that big ship and taken to another planet?  No way."

Dazz hopped into the Dazz-with-Dolfinze-Megaplane, and flew off towards the next country.  In the next country, Dazz saw the big UFO zapping at rivers and aquariums.  Dazz landed the Megaplane, and headed towards the now empty aquariums.  A group of people approached her.  "Dazzilitchigirl, those aliens are taking all the dolphins away!  Help!"

"Dazzmina," Dazz corrected.  "And don't worry, I'll just go after them and find a way to get the dolphins back."

"But Dazzilitchigirl, those aliens don't even know how to care for dolphins."

"Those aliens are pretty silly.  I'll find a way into that ship and set the rays to reverse or something."

Dazz headed back to the Megaplane.  "Good luck, Dazzilitchigirl!"

"It's DAZZMINA!"

Dazz piloted the Megaplane up to the UFO and looked for an entrance.  She found a large entryway on one side of the ship.  The doors were open and she entered...  The inside of the ship was very large.  It looked like an alien city with various towers.  Dazz landed the Megaplane.

Dazz got out of her Megaplane, and saw two small creatures.  They were shaped like teardrops and were dark green.  They had arms and legs, and a small yellow sphere was on the top of their head.  They looked like the same sort of creatures that Spacytchi and his brothers were.

"Dazzilitchigirl, you will never get the dolphins back," said the first creature.

"We will all have pet dolphins forever," said the second creature.

"My name is Dazzmina, and I know you like dolphins, but do you even know how to look after them?  Like what to feed them?"

"We're pretty sure dolphins eat cupcakes and tarts," said the first creature.

"Yeah, and we have lots of yummy candy to feed the dolphins," said the second creature.

"No, that's not what dolphins eat!"

The two creatures just walked off laughing, leaving Dazz alone.  So Dazz headed into one of the towers and saw that it was full of very small tanks, each with a dolphin in.  Machines were dropping cakes and candy into the tanks, and the dolphins had barely enough room to even move.  Dazz looked at the dolphins.  "Why do they always take the cute ones?"

Dazz found a computer terminal and saw that there was a way to reverse the ray and teleport all the dolphins back to their original locations on Earth.  But this terminal only controlled this one tower.  Dazz would have to find the main computer of the whole ship to free all the dolphins.  Still, Dazz fiddled with the terminal and then bzap!  All the dolphins in the tower got zapped back to Earth.  "That was easy," said Dazz.  The face of one of those alien creatures appeared on the computer monitor.  "What have you done, Dazzilitchigirl?!  A bunch of our dolphins are gone!"

"I'm Dazzmina!  And I'm coming to get the rest of the dolphins!"

Dazz left the tower and looked around.  In the distance was a large rectangular building.  "That must be where the main controls are...hey, through the windows!  Stars!  This ship is already in outer space!"

Dazz got into her Megaplane and flew it towards the building.  "Nobody steals dolphins," said Dazz, "and gets away with it."

Dazz landed the Megaplane, got out, and entered the building.  Inside were a bunch of the green creatures.  "It's Dazzilitchigirl!  You can't stop us!"

Dazz thought quickly.  "Hey, aliens, someone outside is getting away with the dolphins!" she lied.

The creatures rushed out of the building and went running off on a wild goose chase.  Dazz found the main computer and zapped every dolphin on the entire ship back to Earth.  "Yes!  They're all saved!  And now...what about the aliens?  Oh look, some controls to zap every alien out of this ship and onto their planet, where they belong."

Now the huge alien ship was empty, except for one Dazz.  "Now I have this ship all to myself!  Nah, it doesn't feel right, me having an entire ship.  I already have my Megaplane, anyway.  Guess I'll just let this ship go to the aliens' planet, and get out of here in my Megaplane."

Dazz was about to leave the building.  Then an alien face again appeared on a computer monitor.  "Why did you do this to us?  Now we have to get those dolphins all over again!  Why won't you let us have pet dolphins?"

"You weren't caring for them properly."

"We want pet dolphins!  We want pet dolphins!"

"Hmmm...maybe they can have a virtual pet simulator, like Insaniquarium, but with dolphins.  That way they wouldn't have to use real dolphins.  Aliens, on your computers you can get virtual dolphin games from the Internet."

"Hey you're right!  We can have pet dolphins without taking Earth dolphins!"

"Well, ok, I'm going to go back to Earth in my Megaplane.  And don't take stuff from other planets without asking."

Dazz entered the Megaplane and set it on autopilot back to Earth.  After playing Nintendogs for an hour, the Megaplane had reached Earth.  Dazz landed the Megaplane near an aquarium, and checked that the dolphins were back safe and sound.  A group of people surrounded Dazz.  "Dazzilitchigirl, you saved all the dolphins!  Yay!"

"It's Dazzmina!  DAZZMINA!  And the aliens aren't going to take anymore dolphins and they're happy with virtual pet dolphins.  I'm going home now, bye everyone."

"Bye, Dazzilitchigirl.  Thanks again!"

Dazz sighed, and headed for home.  She went back into her secret workshop, without her parents noticing, and turned on her radio again.  "There's probably nothing interesting on the radio, but at least I won't have to listen to anyone calling me Dazzilitchigirl..."

"*BZzzzk* are very pleased, we have *KzzzZZrtt* pet dolphins on *kZsshk* computers!  Dazzilitchigirl told *bshzzzk* about getting these pet dolphins on computers and we won't take Earth dolphins.  Thank you, Dazzilitchigirl!"


End
 

[dazzilitchigirl]

It's dolphinny (which is what I call everything but usually is a good thing).

 

Apart from being dolphinny, it's funny and random.