And yes, that is actually the title. This is a sequel to whatever Dazzminatchi vs. Kurosantchi war thingy came last.
"Kill Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi!" said EMF on TamaTalk. There weren't any immediate consequences, i.e. the world didn't blow up or turn into a giant rotten orange or something. However, for some reason they couldn't understand, the TT members Puffy Snivy, Neon Pegasus and tamatown123 suddenly felt like they HAD to come online and read the topic where EMF had posted that. So they did, and found themselves agreeing with it so much they wanted to do what EMF had said - Kill Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi!
At the same time, the members =^.^=, PurplePyonkotchi00! and The Ultimate Doomer felt the same urge to come online and read the topic, so they also did, and found themselves disagreeing with it so much that they wanted to stop anyone who did what EMF had said.
The un-immediate consequences happened next. The world turned into a giant rotten orange, blew up, then came back into existence as Tamagotchi Planet. All the population seemed to have been wiped out except the TamaTalk members, who were now Tamagotchi characters similar to the humans they had previously been.
Everyone remembered what had been going on lately - the Dazzminatchi vs. Kurosantchi war! And hadn't most of them taken sides, several died, and several others got injured? Well, a lot of Tamas had been magically healed or resurrected, but there was no time to worry about that now. Everyone was so bored that they needed something to do, and continuing the war was a perfect thing!
The random forest somewhere on the planet was peaceful and utterly deserted. A waterfall crashed down into ten million squashed tissues, making it quiet, just like everything else. The river was full of rubbish, drifting slowly down towards something made of water. A tree screamed, but it had twenty million squashed tissues wrapped around its mouth, so it was quiet. Everything was annoyingly quiet and - "KILL YUMEMITCHI AND KIRARITCHI!" - then wasn't, when four screaming Tamas ran through the forest, whacking down trees and stuff with huge banners.
This was Kurosantchi's new army - Kurosantchi herself, Puffytchi, Neontchi and Tamatowntchi, looking for Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi so they could kill them. However, they were soon stopped by a giant lump of squashed tissues with limbs and a mouth. "Hey! Stop disturbing my beautiful rainforest!" it yelled at them. "I was just dumping all my rubbish in the river and tying tissues round everything, decorating the place so people could enjoy looking round it, and you come in destroying everything! Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi live in Dream Town. Does this look like Dream Town? NO! SO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!"
Meanwhile, Dazzminatchi's new army - Dazzminatchi, =^.^=tchi, PurplePyonkotchi and Doomertchi - were defending Dream Town to stop Kurosantchi's army getting in. This was not very successful as Dream Town was not a town but a giant island and there were only 4 Tamas to defend it. The number shrank to 3 when Dazzminatchi went to the government to get Dream Town renamed "Dream Giant Island". They did somehow manage to catch Kurosantchi's army though, mainly because they came in on a giant explosive piece of sweetcorn which promptly crashed as soon as it came in sight.
After saving Kurosantchi's army from a gang of vicious Tama-eating baby seahorses, Dazzminatchi's army flew to the newly re-named Dream Giant Island on another huge explosive piece of sweetcorn, which luckily didn't crash until they were 1 millimetre above the runway of Dream Giant Island Airport.
"Kill Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi!" said EMF on TamaTalk. There weren't any immediate consequences, i.e. the world didn't blow up or turn into a giant rotten orange or something. However, for some reason they couldn't understand, the TT members Puffy Snivy, Neon Pegasus and tamatown123 suddenly felt like they HAD to come online and read the topic where EMF had posted that. So they did, and found themselves agreeing with it so much they wanted to do what EMF had said - Kill Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi!
At the same time, the members =^.^=, PurplePyonkotchi00! and The Ultimate Doomer felt the same urge to come online and read the topic, so they also did, and found themselves disagreeing with it so much that they wanted to stop anyone who did what EMF had said.
The un-immediate consequences happened next. The world turned into a giant rotten orange, blew up, then came back into existence as Tamagotchi Planet. All the population seemed to have been wiped out except the TamaTalk members, who were now Tamagotchi characters similar to the humans they had previously been.
Everyone remembered what had been going on lately - the Dazzminatchi vs. Kurosantchi war! And hadn't most of them taken sides, several died, and several others got injured? Well, a lot of Tamas had been magically healed or resurrected, but there was no time to worry about that now. Everyone was so bored that they needed something to do, and continuing the war was a perfect thing!
The random forest somewhere on the planet was peaceful and utterly deserted. A waterfall crashed down into ten million squashed tissues, making it quiet, just like everything else. The river was full of rubbish, drifting slowly down towards something made of water. A tree screamed, but it had twenty million squashed tissues wrapped around its mouth, so it was quiet. Everything was annoyingly quiet and - "KILL YUMEMITCHI AND KIRARITCHI!" - then wasn't, when four screaming Tamas ran through the forest, whacking down trees and stuff with huge banners.
This was Kurosantchi's new army - Kurosantchi herself, Puffytchi, Neontchi and Tamatowntchi, looking for Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi so they could kill them. However, they were soon stopped by a giant lump of squashed tissues with limbs and a mouth. "Hey! Stop disturbing my beautiful rainforest!" it yelled at them. "I was just dumping all my rubbish in the river and tying tissues round everything, decorating the place so people could enjoy looking round it, and you come in destroying everything! Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi live in Dream Town. Does this look like Dream Town? NO! SO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!"
Meanwhile, Dazzminatchi's new army - Dazzminatchi, =^.^=tchi, PurplePyonkotchi and Doomertchi - were defending Dream Town to stop Kurosantchi's army getting in. This was not very successful as Dream Town was not a town but a giant island and there were only 4 Tamas to defend it. The number shrank to 3 when Dazzminatchi went to the government to get Dream Town renamed "Dream Giant Island". They did somehow manage to catch Kurosantchi's army though, mainly because they came in on a giant explosive piece of sweetcorn which promptly crashed as soon as it came in sight.
After saving Kurosantchi's army from a gang of vicious Tama-eating baby seahorses, Dazzminatchi's army flew to the newly re-named Dream Giant Island on another huge explosive piece of sweetcorn, which luckily didn't crash until they were 1 millimetre above the runway of Dream Giant Island Airport.
