Note - I used Google Translate and a Hiragana-to-Romaji translator for the Japanese here, so it might not be entirely correct.
"KILL YUMEMITCHI AND KIRARITCHI!" Things had not got calmer on Dream Giant Island since the arrival of Kurosantchi's army; in fact, they'd got a lot less calm. Random Dream Giant Island citizens were running around screaming, and friends of Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi were attacking the approaching army. Someone was shrieking on a phone, presumably to the Dream Giant Island police, until it was knocked out of their hand by Kurosantchi.
Meanwhile, Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi were happily practicing dancing and singing in Kiraritchi's house. They were working on their performance for a talent show. Kiraritchi said something in Japanese, and Yumemitchi agreed. They started their dance routine over again, and it was going well until - "KILL YUMEMITCHI AND KIRARITCHI!" - they were suddenly escaping from four angry Tamas who seemed to want to kill them.
"Watashi tachi wa nani mo warui koto shi te mase n deshi ta!" said Kiraritchi, which means "we didn't do anything wrong!" "Hanare te iku to ichi nin de watashi tachi o nokoshi te!" added Yumemitchi, which means "go away and leave us alone!" Kurosantchi's army didn't understand any of this. "Aw, I forgot they spoke Japanese!" said Tamatowntchi. "Never mind!" Kurosantchi hastily replied. "We don't have to talk to them to kill them!"
"Yumemitchi to Kiraritchi o kōgeki shi te teishi!" Kurosantchi looked round. It was Kiramotchi, Kiraritchi's little sister! "Okāsan, ikutsu ka no mishiranu hito ga Yumemitchi to Kiraritchi o kōgeki shi te iru!" shouted Kiramotchi. This meant "mum, some strangers are attacking Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi!" A larger Tamagotchi with long blonde hair, glasses and a blue dress entered. "Kiraritchi to Yumemitchi kara nukedasu!" she yelled. This time it was clear what she meant - "get away from Kiraritchi and Yumemitchi!"
Kurosantchi started hitting Kiramotchi and the other Tamagotchi (Kiramamatchi) with her "Kill Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi!" banner. However, as soon as she started, the banner was snatched away from her and ripped in two by Kiraritchi, who yelled something in Japanese and attacked Kurosantchi. Now everyone was fighting, and Kurosantchi's army had a huge advantage over Kiraritchi's family and friend. But, just as suddenly as Kurosantchi's army had, Dazzminatchi's army came in through the door.
"WHAT THE PURPLE DOLPHIN IS GOING ON HERE?" screamed Dazzminatchi the moment she saw the fighting Tamas. She was shocked by how fast Kurosantchi's army had moved, and how Kiraritchi's group had lasted so long against them! Her army started fighting now, except Doomertchi, who grabbed a phone and called the emergency number of Australia. It didn't work and he heard some Tama start speaking in Japanese. "What's the emergency number of Tama Planet?" he yelled, but nobody heard him, so he just joined in with the fight.
As soon as everyone was unconscious, a certain giant lump of tisses approached the house, smashed it, and picked up Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi. Then it rolled silently off into its forest, taking them with it.
"KILL YUMEMITCHI AND KIRARITCHI!" Things had not got calmer on Dream Giant Island since the arrival of Kurosantchi's army; in fact, they'd got a lot less calm. Random Dream Giant Island citizens were running around screaming, and friends of Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi were attacking the approaching army. Someone was shrieking on a phone, presumably to the Dream Giant Island police, until it was knocked out of their hand by Kurosantchi.
Meanwhile, Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi were happily practicing dancing and singing in Kiraritchi's house. They were working on their performance for a talent show. Kiraritchi said something in Japanese, and Yumemitchi agreed. They started their dance routine over again, and it was going well until - "KILL YUMEMITCHI AND KIRARITCHI!" - they were suddenly escaping from four angry Tamas who seemed to want to kill them.
"Watashi tachi wa nani mo warui koto shi te mase n deshi ta!" said Kiraritchi, which means "we didn't do anything wrong!" "Hanare te iku to ichi nin de watashi tachi o nokoshi te!" added Yumemitchi, which means "go away and leave us alone!" Kurosantchi's army didn't understand any of this. "Aw, I forgot they spoke Japanese!" said Tamatowntchi. "Never mind!" Kurosantchi hastily replied. "We don't have to talk to them to kill them!"
"Yumemitchi to Kiraritchi o kōgeki shi te teishi!" Kurosantchi looked round. It was Kiramotchi, Kiraritchi's little sister! "Okāsan, ikutsu ka no mishiranu hito ga Yumemitchi to Kiraritchi o kōgeki shi te iru!" shouted Kiramotchi. This meant "mum, some strangers are attacking Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi!" A larger Tamagotchi with long blonde hair, glasses and a blue dress entered. "Kiraritchi to Yumemitchi kara nukedasu!" she yelled. This time it was clear what she meant - "get away from Kiraritchi and Yumemitchi!"
Kurosantchi started hitting Kiramotchi and the other Tamagotchi (Kiramamatchi) with her "Kill Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi!" banner. However, as soon as she started, the banner was snatched away from her and ripped in two by Kiraritchi, who yelled something in Japanese and attacked Kurosantchi. Now everyone was fighting, and Kurosantchi's army had a huge advantage over Kiraritchi's family and friend. But, just as suddenly as Kurosantchi's army had, Dazzminatchi's army came in through the door.
"WHAT THE PURPLE DOLPHIN IS GOING ON HERE?" screamed Dazzminatchi the moment she saw the fighting Tamas. She was shocked by how fast Kurosantchi's army had moved, and how Kiraritchi's group had lasted so long against them! Her army started fighting now, except Doomertchi, who grabbed a phone and called the emergency number of Australia. It didn't work and he heard some Tama start speaking in Japanese. "What's the emergency number of Tama Planet?" he yelled, but nobody heard him, so he just joined in with the fight.
As soon as everyone was unconscious, a certain giant lump of tisses approached the house, smashed it, and picked up Yumemitchi and Kiraritchi. Then it rolled silently off into its forest, taking them with it.
