OK, yes, I forgot about this and now the new regularly active members don't know about it, so as a result you'll have to read all this:
Perotchi Dreams by EMF
Perotchi Dreams 2 by EMF
Perotchi Dreams 3 by EMF
Adventures of Anperotchi 1 by EMF
Adventures of Anperotchi 2 by Dazz
If you want to know how these came into existence (which you probably don't but oh well), EMF wrote Perotchi Dreams for some random reason she can explain but I can't. Then one of us got the idea that Pero and Anpan, who got married, should have a baby. I chose her name, Anperotchi, and EMF designed what she looks like and most of her personality too. So most of the credit goes to her, all I did was think of the name and write the second story.
OK, now I'll finally start the story! It's not in italic (this is, if you didn't notice).
My Tama didn't come to life. It's a normal iD L. All the others at FanFiction Character School have had their Tamas come to life. Some even take them to school. Who's popular at this school is based on what kind of Tama you have. If you have Lovelitchi or Mametchi or another cute, good care character, you're really popular. If you have Kunoitchi or Tarakotchi or another ugly, bad care character, you're not so popular.
So where does that leave me, with no living Tama at all? It leaves me below the ones whose Tamas haven't come to life yet, but they will. Because everyone knows my Tama is never going to come to life. If I didn't have to be a fan fiction character, I'd be normal. But in the world where everyone has super powers or something, I'm nobody, and that's never going to change.
I like my iD L the way it is, believe it or not. The others at school certainly don't believe it. When they're teasing me about not being normal, I just say "I'm fine this way. If I was a human and not a fan fiction character, I'd be normal!" Then they say "but I bet you wish your Painaputchi or whatever it's called would evolve into a cute Lovelitchi and come to life. A bunch of pixels can't make you happy the way a real pet can!" I tell them, over and over again "but I'm happy with her. I don't actually want her to come to life! She's fine the way she is!"
Things have been like this forever. I started getting written about when I was eight years old, and I'm now thirteen. Nothing showed any sign of changing. But you know it will. Nobody bothers writing about someone nothing happens to, right? Those don't even get created because nobody wants to read about them. Something special has to happen to me. That fact is what kept me going all those days that were exactly the same.
Now, you're probably thinking "what the purple dolphin? This has nothing to do with Anperotchi." But it does. Because look what happens next.
My iD L evolved. I expected to see Perotchi. The flashing lights appeared, and the shadow of a strange Tamagotchi character appeared on the screen, jumping about in surprise. Her name came up on the screen in Japanese. I could read it. It said -
- you know what it said, so I'll just waste 2 seconds of my life typing it -
Anperotchi. Who's Anperotchi? I memorised the growth chart, and she's nowhere on it. This was a glitch. A weird glitch. Something special was finally happening, but not the right thing! Nobody would care about Anperotchi! I mean, they would care if she came to life, but just getting some special character? That's not what's supposed to happen to fan fiction characters. If this is all that will ever happen to me, I'm surprised the person writing about me didn't just give up on me.
I actually wrote it! And posted it! Something like 99% of my stories don't get posted or even finished. Not sure if I'll manage the next episode though.
Perotchi Dreams by EMF
Perotchi Dreams 2 by EMF
Perotchi Dreams 3 by EMF
Adventures of Anperotchi 1 by EMF
Adventures of Anperotchi 2 by Dazz
If you want to know how these came into existence (which you probably don't but oh well), EMF wrote Perotchi Dreams for some random reason she can explain but I can't. Then one of us got the idea that Pero and Anpan, who got married, should have a baby. I chose her name, Anperotchi, and EMF designed what she looks like and most of her personality too. So most of the credit goes to her, all I did was think of the name and write the second story.
OK, now I'll finally start the story! It's not in italic (this is, if you didn't notice).
My Tama didn't come to life. It's a normal iD L. All the others at FanFiction Character School have had their Tamas come to life. Some even take them to school. Who's popular at this school is based on what kind of Tama you have. If you have Lovelitchi or Mametchi or another cute, good care character, you're really popular. If you have Kunoitchi or Tarakotchi or another ugly, bad care character, you're not so popular.
So where does that leave me, with no living Tama at all? It leaves me below the ones whose Tamas haven't come to life yet, but they will. Because everyone knows my Tama is never going to come to life. If I didn't have to be a fan fiction character, I'd be normal. But in the world where everyone has super powers or something, I'm nobody, and that's never going to change.
I like my iD L the way it is, believe it or not. The others at school certainly don't believe it. When they're teasing me about not being normal, I just say "I'm fine this way. If I was a human and not a fan fiction character, I'd be normal!" Then they say "but I bet you wish your Painaputchi or whatever it's called would evolve into a cute Lovelitchi and come to life. A bunch of pixels can't make you happy the way a real pet can!" I tell them, over and over again "but I'm happy with her. I don't actually want her to come to life! She's fine the way she is!"
Things have been like this forever. I started getting written about when I was eight years old, and I'm now thirteen. Nothing showed any sign of changing. But you know it will. Nobody bothers writing about someone nothing happens to, right? Those don't even get created because nobody wants to read about them. Something special has to happen to me. That fact is what kept me going all those days that were exactly the same.
Now, you're probably thinking "what the purple dolphin? This has nothing to do with Anperotchi." But it does. Because look what happens next.
My iD L evolved. I expected to see Perotchi. The flashing lights appeared, and the shadow of a strange Tamagotchi character appeared on the screen, jumping about in surprise. Her name came up on the screen in Japanese. I could read it. It said -
- you know what it said, so I'll just waste 2 seconds of my life typing it -
Anperotchi. Who's Anperotchi? I memorised the growth chart, and she's nowhere on it. This was a glitch. A weird glitch. Something special was finally happening, but not the right thing! Nobody would care about Anperotchi! I mean, they would care if she came to life, but just getting some special character? That's not what's supposed to happen to fan fiction characters. If this is all that will ever happen to me, I'm surprised the person writing about me didn't just give up on me.
I actually wrote it! And posted it! Something like 99% of my stories don't get posted or even finished. Not sure if I'll manage the next episode though.
