I get a five dollar allowance every week.
Then I say I'm going to save up for something.
Then I get hungry.
No, I don't eat the money.
(Hey, do y'all realize just how discusting money is? You have no idea where it's been. It could be decades old and travelled across the country several times into hundreds of dirty hands. That and silverware at resteraunts. Yeah it's been washed, but that fork you're using has been put into countless mouths.)