Jello~y's Awesome Tamagotchi Log

Hey! I'm Jello~y and this is the start of an awesome tamagotchi log. I have 3 tamas.

A v4.5 named Fred that is currently unpaused and is a Daiyatchi. I'm hoping that I'll get an Ura Togetchi.

A v6 named Blue Jr. that is paused at the moment, but is a Mametchi.

And I also have a tama-go. At the moment I have 3 friends with me. Angelina the Lovelytchi, Rick the Necktie-tchi, and Dirk the Kinotchi.

MY HAIR

Here we go again.

MY PRECIOUS HAIR

It's fur you know.

SHUT UP FRED
Geez.

THERE IS A BUG IN MY HAIR

That's a bow mommy.

NO IT'S NOT

Hey, I was gonna go to-

THERE IS NO TIME MAMETCHI

Mommy? Are you okay?

DO I SOUND OKAY?

Not really. But I'm serious it's a bow not a bug!

Well, for proof we could google a picture of Lovelytchi.

Okay. We'll go with Fred's idea.



See? What kind of bugs are blue?

Hmmm... Let's google blue bugs.

https://www.google.com/search?site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1366&bih=677&q=blue+bugs&oq=blue+bugs&gs_l=img.3..0l6j0i5l4.1388.7848.0.8179.11

Wow. I didn't know that there were so many blue bugs.

But are they light blue?

The bows or the bugs?

The bugs.

No.

Then that proves that the things in your fur are bows, not bugs.

Can we go to subway now?
Sure.

I want a chocolate chip cookie!

Thanks for reading! PM me with comments and suggestions. Toodles!

Hey tama friends! My tama-go is the only one unpaused.

Let's have a karaoke party!

What if you can't sing?

You're a music star silly! You should be able to sing!

Oh. Right.

I'll start.

I'm afraid that my ears won't live long enough to hear this.

She's just a giiiiiiiiirrl and shee's on fiiiiiiiirrrreeeee

It's pretty good

Yay mom!

Meh

Who wants to go next?

Me!

Okay!

IIIIII SEEEET FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE TO THE RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH

IT BURNS SO

I'll go next thank you very much.

Oh no.

DDDDDDDDDddaaaaaa dadadadadadaaaa

NOT THE TROLL SONG!

(If you don't know what the troll song is, youtube it before you proceed in reading this)

Daadaddaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaadada

Dadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaadaada

Dadadadadadadadaddadadadadadaddada

dadaddadaadaddadadadadddadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I CAN'T STAND IT!!!

Dadaddadadadadaddadadadadadadaddaddadadaaaa

dadaddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dadaddaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddaddadada

hahahahaha

NO

Haaahhaha

AGH

hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhadadadddadaddadadadaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Lalalaaaaaaaaaaaaalaaaaaaaaaaaaaalaala

Daddadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Bupadadaaddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I CAN'T BREATH THIS IS SO SCARY AND HORRIBLE

dadadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadaa

dadadaddadadadadadaddadadadadadadddadaaaaaaa

dDADADDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

Can I sing now?

Sure

Do you ever feel

Feel what?

Like a plastic bag

Like the one I keep my Cheese-Its in?

Drifting through the wind

I like wind.

Wanting to start again

*falls asleep*

*snores loudly*

*has sneeze attack*

*everybody wakes up*

But you just gotta ignite

Like my hot dog last night?

The light

I SEE THE LIGHT

And let

Let what?

It shine

Pretty shiny pickles

Just oooooowwwwwwwn

Own a puppy?

The niiiiiiiiiiiiiight

It's dark at night.

Like a fi-re-worrrrrrrkkk

Cool!

Cause baby you're a FIREWORK

I am?

Come on let your COLORS burst!

I have lots of colors.

Make it go UP UP UP

In the sky?

You're gonna leave them all in AWE AWE AWE

Oooooohhh

Cause baby you're a FIREWORK

Really?

Come on let your COLORS show!

I like red.

Make it go UP UP UP

HIGGHHHH

You're gonna leave them all in AWE AWE AWE

Cool!
BOOM BOOM BOOM

Firework go boom

Even brighter than the MOON MOON MOON

Come on guys! Finish up! I have to go to the store soon!

Awwwwwwwwwww

Just a llllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttle bit longer?

Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeee?

Preeeeeeeetty pppplllllleaaaaaaaase?

No.

Well, please PM us with comments, and have fun-

Cause baby you're a FIREWORK

Come on let you're COL-

Hey! Sorry for not posting yesterday. Thanks to tamaninjacat, CheesyNoodleTama,and SMiles4Fuka for liking some of my posts.
Dirk is still unpaused and is a Kilalatchi. As usual, everyone else is paused.

I'm bored. What should we do?
Let's tell stories!!!
I'll start.
Once upon a-
This is a boring story.
Okay then.
I'll start then.
Once upon a time, there was an evil queen that liked pickles.
Is it over?
She was a stupid queen, and she looked like this:
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW
You didn't tell us that she was old!
Well, one day, her owner didn't pay attention to her.
I feel her pain.
Shut up. I'm just trying to give you a care miss.
And then she died.
Ohh....
I still don't care about her that much.
But she wasn't gone forever. She came back the next day, and controlled the tama even though there were no batteries in it.
THIS IS SCARY
Some tamas say that they still see her haunting their homes, scaring them almost to death.
*yawns*
Okay! My turn!
One day, there was a little Ichigotchi that liked to sit on a star shaped pillow.
*mega-yawn*
Then, she ate lunch and got married to a prince named Dirk. The end.
Same old happy endings.
Okay, let me wake this thing up.
*yawns*
Shut up. This might actually be good.

It was a dark and stormy night. A faint cackling could be heard over the howling wind followed by a piano that seemed to be playing itself.
An almost pitch black orb sat on a grey pedestal that was growing moss. If you looked closely into the orb, you could see a beautiful Makiko in it. And if you looked even closer into the orb you could see her holding hands with a Kuromametchi. And if you picked it up and turned it over to the bottom, you would see the egg of this lady.
If you turned it even more to the north, you could see her changing. This, was the orb of time. This particular Makiko did not know about the orb of time. She didn't even know that such a thing could exist. Now, you might be wondering what the moss is for aren't you? Well, the moss is how much time Makiko has to live. I bet that you are very confused
at this point, and that the picture in your mind is very blurry. But the part that you are about to read will clear it up alot. Before Makiko was born, her mother had made a deal with
an old but evil tama. This tama had come because Makiko's father had died. This old tama was the grim tama. He had made a deal with Makiko's mother. This was the deal. When you have an egg, contact me. I will take the heart and soul of this young tama, and make a copy of them. Then your husband will come back to life. I will put them in a dark orb that sits on a grey pedestal. When moss starts growing around her orb, the time that she has left to live will shorten. Once the moss is completely around her orb, the orb will burst and things will start happening. First, her husband will die.
Then, I will come and greet her and make the same deal that I made with you. But then, she will fall into a very deep sleep. She will not awaken until the spell is broken by her daughter killing me. I hope that that has cleared up the picture in your mind. Now that you understand it, I must stop at this moment, only to give my hand a rest.

End of Part 1

Okay. We'll continue the rest of Blue Jr.'s story in the rest of our posts. Thanks for reading, and please PM us with comments! Bye!

Hey! Dirk is paused, but is a Kikitchi. It annoys me that he's a Kikitchi, because on my 1st generation, I had a boy that had the exact same growth cycle that Dirk has. I can't quite seem to figure the tama-go out yet.

Fred is unpaused, but Blue Jr. is unpaused.

Enough blabbing! Back to my story!

I was actually going to do your story at the end of the post, okay?

Fine.

I work for Snickers Corp.

No you don't!

https://www.snickers.com/

That enough evidence? I have a voice in one of the commercials.

You do?

I don't believe you.

I work at the circus.

Who the heck are you?

I am your great, great, great, great, great grandpa.

Really?

I am Mario the Tenpatchi.

Mario! You've come back!

Oh! It's nice to see you... FunF-.... What do they call you now?

Jello~y. (If you have never EVER read my original log, this might help you to understand what is happening.)

https://www.tamatalk.com/IB/topic/179824-fun-fun-mametchis-log-of-awesome-tamas/ Look at post 8 of this.

I must return to the tama world now.

Bye!!!

Sorry for the short post! We will continue Blue Jr.'s story tomorrow. Toodles!

Sorry for not posting the last few days! Well, first of all my birthday is tomorrow!!! Nothing is really happening with my tamas.

Dirk is unpaused and I'm hoping that he can get married tomorrow.

I love cheese.

Let's have a cheese party!

I'm bringing blue cheese!

I'm gonna bring provolone!

I'll bring swiss!

I'll bring sharp cheddar.

I AM THE CHEESE GOD

Whoa

SINCE THIS IS A CHEESE PARTY, I WILL COME

You didn't tell me that this cheese thing would come

I COME TO EVERY CHEESE PARTY THERE IS AND SERVE EVERY CHEESE IN THE WORLD

To be continued tomorrow because somebody else needs to get on the computer. Sorry for the short post. Bye!

Soooooo sorry for not posting for a couple days! I've been busy. Nobody is unpaused, but Dirk got married. I'm on my nook, so there's not going to be colors...

Blue Jr.: Ughhh

Dirk: What?

Blue Jr: After all this time I forgot everything about my story.

Fred: Who cares? We all knew that you had the best story.

Blue Jr.: Well, I guess you're right.

Dirk: I got married right honeypants?

Roxy: Yes you did lovely pantaloon!

I went to the dentist today.

*silence*

Fred: Is that the scary place that humans hate and it smells horrible?

Yup.

Fred: Ewwww

Yup.

Dirk: Like how smelly?

It's not exactly stinky, it just has a weird smell.

Dirk: Oh. I see.

Yup.

Fred: I want some dill pickles.

Dirk: We don't have any. Sorry.

Fred: Great. Now I can't eat pickles while listening to Elvis.

Dirk: Oh well. If you need pickles sooo much, just go to Walmart and get some.

To be continued tommorow with pt. 2... Hope you liked it! Bye!!!

Hey! Dirk is unpaused with his lovely wife Roxy.

Where we last left off..............................................

Great. Now I can't eat pickles while listening to Elvis.

Oh well. If you need pickles sooo much, just go to Walmart and get some.

Fine. I'll go to Walmart on only one condition.

What now?

You have to go with me that's what.

Yay! For once I can be left in peace!

No, you have to come too.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shut up. Let's go.

I'll drive cuz I'm the coolest.

Okay.

*drives to Walmart with hip hop music on radio*

We're finally here!
Whoo hoo.

*runs through doors*

WAIT

Teenagers.

Okay, so the plan is we split up, find the pickle area, and then meet up there.

Okay.

Okay I guess.

Good. See you at the pickle section! *runs away*

Great.

Just great.

Please scan your items.

WHAT ITEMS COMPUTER???!!!!

Can I help you sir?

NO YOU CAN'T UNLESS YOU GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!!!

Whew, that was close.

Yeah, I bet Fred already found the pickle section.

Meanwhile....

Where the heck are the pickles?

Are you finding everything okay sir?

No. Could you please help me find the pickles?

Okay, but I'll warn you sir.

I don't care! All I want is some pickles!

Ughhhhhhhhhhhh

This is gonna take all day......

Hang on! I see someone that could help us!

Can I help you sir?
Yes, we'd like to find the pickles please?

Okay! Right this way!

Oh hey guys!

Thanks, Memetchi!

You're welcome!

Follow me.

Why?

Because.

Okay then.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LE GASP!!

LE NO!

LE PICKLES ARE LE GONE!

LE SOB

Is okay. I have le pickles at home.

Why didn't you tell me?

That's all we have time for today! Please PM me with questions and comments! Bye!!!

Sorry for not posting for a while!!!!

No tama is unpaused mostly because I'm being lazy..... But Dirk left his new baby girl which I have named Opal.

Cheese balls.

What's your problem?

Every time she says cheese balls that means she wants something.

CHEESE BALLS

Oh dear.

And that might mean that she actually wants cheese balls.

CHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSS

OH MAN

That means that she wants a cheese ball in front of her right this minute.

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OH MY STINKY CHEESE CRACKER

That means that we don't have any cheese balls left because you ate them all.

Wait. I did?

Yes. You had them with your pickles.

When?

A week ago.

CHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEE BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man.

And that means that the local market is out of cheese balls.

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

OH MY STUPID HORSE STINK

That means that Jello~y should have named her cheese ball.

I like Opal and that's final.

Fine.

I still think that cheese ball is better.

Opallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

See?

....

....

That's all for today! Sorry for the short post. Bye!!! ^_^

Hello!!!! Sorry for not posting in a while. Opal is unpaused and evolved into Hoshitchi.

How come Jello~y always gets to play games online?

I'm not always playing games.

Yeah.

I want to figure out what would happen if we randomly ate cheese at a Chinese restaurant.

Uhhhhh

Let's try it!!

*All go to Chinese restaurant*

Okay.

Soo

Where's the cheese?

I don't know!!

Yeah, where is the cheese?

Long story short. I left it in the car.

*gets cheese*

*eats cheese in Chinese restaurant*

*Chinese restaurant explodes*

Now we know.

That's all for today!! Sorry for the short post. Bye!!!