Hello!
The date is Sunday, 12/15/13
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...
Oh God what do I type now. I had a blog about ten years ago, (hyperbole, exaggerating to make a point.) what did I do then?
-Looks at old blog-
Oh... I hope you still enjoyed it throughout my atrocious grammar. Though I'm sure I'll look back at this in another ten years and think 'Wow, I was an idiot.'
Well, I should stop with all the new paragraphs, otherwise my English teacher will kill me.
Anyways, let's talk about my Tamagotchi. It is a scarlet melody Music Star, and it has a toddler boy on it. The boy started as a Petitchi, as all babies do, and then evolved into a...
-Checks tama-
Kuchitamatchi. Which is a...
-Checks growth chart-
(If you have two eyes and a brain you can tell that I haven't played with my tamas in a while.)
Bad care todler. Well, YOLO, right? Anyways, his name is John, named after any British television fandom that you please. I'm hoping to get a...
-Checks growth chart-
Mametchi. I just have to get perfect care. At least let me have a Shimashimashi, because those tamas are cool. Anyways, what would I normally do after a short exposition on what is going on with my tama?
-Checks old log-
Oh, well... Before I do that, allow me to tell you what I hope my updating schedule will be. I hope to get at least every other day. Probably unlikely. However, after 12/29/13, I will have access to TamaTalk on my phone, so I will likely update more then. Anyways, onto the 'chat'
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Me: Hello? Do you even speak?
John: Mmm...
Me: Do you need medical attention?
John: Mmm...
Me: What are you even doing?
John: Mmm...
Me: Fine, you know what? I'm going to leave you out in the December snow.
John: Wait!
Me: Ah, you can speak. Good.
John: That was a sadistic way to get me to speak.
Me: Mm... Thank you.
John: It wasn't a compliment.
Me: I was thanking your already large vocabulary.
John: Oh... Thanks, I guess?
Me: Alright, what do I usually talk about?
-Checks old log-
Me: Oh... excessive uses of capital letters...
John: Umm... Were you that bad with English overall?
Me: It appears to be so.
John: Oh...
Me: So, do you, uh, need any food? I think I may have... Pizza in the oven? It will still be four minutes though.
John: That sounds lovely, thank you.
Me: It's pepperon-
John: I'm vegan.
Me: OH GET OUT OF MY HOU-
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Heh, that's enough for now. You don't want to know what happened afterwards. It did involve lots of rope, simple mechanics, and a high-chair.
What do I do after this? Oh yes, stats.
0 years
15 pounds
4 hungry
4 happy
03 stress
63 tone
73 rhythm
64 original
Asian music
Kuchitamatchi
1g
3000p
Tell me if that's good or not. Um, didn't I have an ending shindig? Oh yes-
There is one spelling mistake in this post. Find it, pm it to me by the time I post again, and you (and a thread of your choice) will be stated in my next post. Good luck!
The date is Sunday, 12/15/13
...
...
Oh God what do I type now. I had a blog about ten years ago, (hyperbole, exaggerating to make a point.) what did I do then?
-Looks at old blog-
Oh... I hope you still enjoyed it throughout my atrocious grammar. Though I'm sure I'll look back at this in another ten years and think 'Wow, I was an idiot.'
Well, I should stop with all the new paragraphs, otherwise my English teacher will kill me.
Anyways, let's talk about my Tamagotchi. It is a scarlet melody Music Star, and it has a toddler boy on it. The boy started as a Petitchi, as all babies do, and then evolved into a...
-Checks tama-
Kuchitamatchi. Which is a...
-Checks growth chart-
(If you have two eyes and a brain you can tell that I haven't played with my tamas in a while.)
Bad care todler. Well, YOLO, right? Anyways, his name is John, named after any British television fandom that you please. I'm hoping to get a...
-Checks growth chart-
Mametchi. I just have to get perfect care. At least let me have a Shimashimashi, because those tamas are cool. Anyways, what would I normally do after a short exposition on what is going on with my tama?
-Checks old log-
Oh, well... Before I do that, allow me to tell you what I hope my updating schedule will be. I hope to get at least every other day. Probably unlikely. However, after 12/29/13, I will have access to TamaTalk on my phone, so I will likely update more then. Anyways, onto the 'chat'
---
Me: Hello? Do you even speak?
John: Mmm...
Me: Do you need medical attention?
John: Mmm...
Me: What are you even doing?
John: Mmm...
Me: Fine, you know what? I'm going to leave you out in the December snow.
John: Wait!
Me: Ah, you can speak. Good.
John: That was a sadistic way to get me to speak.
Me: Mm... Thank you.
John: It wasn't a compliment.
Me: I was thanking your already large vocabulary.
John: Oh... Thanks, I guess?
Me: Alright, what do I usually talk about?
-Checks old log-
Me: Oh... excessive uses of capital letters...
John: Umm... Were you that bad with English overall?
Me: It appears to be so.
John: Oh...
Me: So, do you, uh, need any food? I think I may have... Pizza in the oven? It will still be four minutes though.
John: That sounds lovely, thank you.
Me: It's pepperon-
John: I'm vegan.
Me: OH GET OUT OF MY HOU-
---
Heh, that's enough for now. You don't want to know what happened afterwards. It did involve lots of rope, simple mechanics, and a high-chair.
What do I do after this? Oh yes, stats.
0 years
15 pounds
4 hungry
4 happy
03 stress
63 tone
73 rhythm
64 original
Asian music
Kuchitamatchi
1g
3000p
Tell me if that's good or not. Um, didn't I have an ending shindig? Oh yes-
There is one spelling mistake in this post. Find it, pm it to me by the time I post again, and you (and a thread of your choice) will be stated in my next post. Good luck!