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Hello!

The date is Sunday, 12/15/13

...

...

Oh God what do I type now. I had a blog about ten years ago, (hyperbole, exaggerating to make a point.) what did I do then?

-Looks at old blog-

Oh... I hope you still enjoyed it throughout my atrocious grammar. Though I'm sure I'll look back at this in another ten years and think 'Wow, I was an idiot.'

Well, I should stop with all the new paragraphs, otherwise my English teacher will kill me.

Anyways, let's talk about my Tamagotchi. It is a scarlet melody Music Star, and it has a toddler boy on it. The boy started as a Petitchi, as all babies do, and then evolved into a(n)...

-Checks tama-

Kuchitamatchi. Which is a...

-Checks growth chart-

(If you have two eyes and a brain you can tell that I haven't played with my tamas in a while.)

Bad care todler. Well, YOLO, right? Anyways, his name is John, named after any British television fandom that you please. I'm hoping to get a...

-Checks growth chart-

Mametchi. I just have to get perfect care. At least let me have a Shimashimashi, because those tamas are cool. Anyways, what would I normally do after a short exposition on what is going on with my tama?

-Checks old log-

Oh, well... Before I do that, allow me to tell you what I hope my updating schedule will be. I hope to get at least every other day. Probably unlikely. However, after 12/29/13, I will have access to TamaTalk on my phone, so I will likely update more then. Anyways, onto the 'chat'

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Me: Hello? Do you even speak?

John: Mmm...

Me: Do you need medical attention?

John: Mmm...

Me: What are you even doing?

John: Mmm...

Me: Fine, you know what? I'm going to leave you out in the December snow.

John: Wait!

Me: Ah, you can speak. Good.

John: That was a sadistic way to get me to speak.

Me: Mm... Thank you.

John: It wasn't a compliment.

Me: I was thanking your already large vocabulary.

John: Oh... Thanks, I guess?

Me: Alright, what do I usually talk about?

-Checks old log-

Me: Oh... excessive uses of capital letters...

John: Umm... Were you that bad with English overall?

Me: It appears to be so.

John: Oh...

Me: So, do you, uh, need any food? I think I may have... Pizza in the oven? It will still be four minutes though.

John: That sounds lovely, thank you.

Me: It's pepperon-

John: I'm vegan.

Me: OH GET OUT OF MY HOU-

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Heh, that's enough for now. You don't want to know what happened afterwards. It did involve lots of rope, simple mechanics, and a high-chair.

What do I do after this? Oh yes, stats.

0 years

15 pounds

4 hungry

4 happy

03 stress

63 tone

73 rhythm

64 original

Asian music

Kuchitamatchi

1g

3000p

Tell me if that's good or not. Um, didn't I have an ending shindig? Oh yes-

There is one spelling mistake in this post. Find it, pm it to me by the time I post again, and you (and a thread of your choice) will be stated in my next post. Good luck!

 
Before I begin, I just want to say the The Ultimate Doomer found the misspelled word, which was 'todler' when it should of been 'toddler'

So check out their log or whatever.

...

Anyways, the date is Monday, 12/16/13.

John evolved today... into... a... Kikitchi! Wonderfull. Now, I'm debating whether to get a Mametchi or a Shimashimashi, and I believe to get Mametchi I need perfect care, and Shimashimashi is

-Checks growth chart-

Ok care!

Mmm... So he evolved about half an hour ago. (3:05)

John just got a visit from that weird wiggy guy, so he should be able to practice with friends.

-Checks tama-

Ah yes, now what to call the band...

-Checks how many letters will fit-

Couldn't find it... I know it's at least 5 though...

Hmmm...

'Band.' Yes.

And yes, I did even include the period. The members are as follows- Nonopatchi (Paul) and Chamametchi (Lydia).

On to the chat!

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Me: Hello? Are you working now?

John: What's that even supposed to mean.

Me: It means you need to invite Band. over because why not.

John: Errr, they've been here.

Lydia: Hi

Paul: Hmm.

Me: Oh, uh, hi, I guess.

John: Are you even trying anymore.

Paul: I just want to say that I'm probably going to become a Ponytchi so I don't even care.

Lydia: I want to be a Mimitchi!

John: I'm obviously going to become a *CENSORED*

Me: Yes, and that's because I'll give you *CENSORED* care.

Paul: ...

Lydia: ...

Paul: I'm gonna go.

Lydia: I'm going to leave as well.

John: Um, Bye?

Me: Oh John, you have so much to learn about making friends. You'll need to learn quickly as well, because *CENSORED* are naturally social.

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0 years

25 pounds

4 hungry

4 happy

01 stress

142 tone

159 rhythm

153 original

Asian music

Kikitchi

1g

5000g

There is one spelling mistake in this post. Find it, pm it to me by the time I post again, and you (and a thread of your choice) will be stated in my next post. Good luck!

 
Ok, Eternal Mametchi Fan got the last spelling mistake, which was 'wonderfull' when it should of been 'wonderful'

Check this out-
https://www.tamatalk....t/#entry3254105

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The date is Tuesday, 12/17/13

Anyways, I accidentally paused John for an unknown time, so I don't know when he will evolve. I suppose it should be today, if I am able to and he evolves today, I'll edit in what he evolved into right here-

He evolved into a _______! (UPDATE: John has not yet evolved and he just went to bed... Well, I'll for sure update by Thursday, but if we're lucky, tomorrow.)

Hooray!

Well, seeing as nothing monumental happened here, I'll just continue on?

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Me: Is your band here with us, John?

John: In heart and spirit, yes.

Me: But in physical form?

John: Debatable.

Me: John. It's a yes or no question that requires a yes or no answer.

John: Fine, yes, they stayed the night. What you thought was them leaving was actually them going outside and climbing through my bedroom window.

Me: Ok, can you fetch them please?

John: No need, as they hid in the closet when they heard you coming... You can come out now, Band.

Lydia: Mmm, this is awkward.

Paul: I could agree more.

Me: Technically, you would say 'I couldn't agree more' which implies you have never agreed more than you ever have right now, and you don't think it to be physically possible.

Paul: No, I actually could agree more, I just don't feel as strongly about it.

John: Duh.

Me: Oh, however could I have missed that?

Lydia: It's a mystery.

Me: Well, I actually couldn't agree more John!

John: What did I say?

Me: You said that it would be much easier to chat if your friends weren't here!

John: I did?

Me: Yes, so that means goodbye, Paul and Lydia!

John: Bye?

Paul: Um, bye?

Lydia: Wow John, bye.

Me: Now isn't that much easier on the head?

John: What are you implying!

Me: Does it matter?

John: In fact, it does indeud matter!

Me: Well then leave!

John: Fine!

Me: Fine!

John: Bye! *leaves*

Me: *gross sobbing*

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1 year

22 pounds

3 hungry

3 happy

11 stress

258 tone

267 rhythm

250 original

Asian music

Kikitchi

1g

500p

There is one spelling mistake in this post. Find it, pm it to me by the time I post again, and you (and a thread of your choice) will be stated in my next post. Good luck!

Don't be shy! I'm not as cruel as it may seem!

Really.

 
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Hmm, this is just a bit awkward... nobody told me about a spelling mistake they found... Whatever, I'll just leave it at that- no winner :(

The date is Friday, 12/20/13

Well, uhh... I did warn you about the lack of posts, didn't I?

Hmmm, did I?

Well, nonetheless, I am sorry for not posting in a few days.

...

And letting you miss out on possibly the biggest part of John's life...

Yep, that's right! John got pro-debut!

"But," I hear you saying, "The only tama to get pro debut on your tamagotchi is a Mametchi!"

How you know that eludes me.

But yes, John evolved into a Mametchi! Also, his birth time is now whack because of pausing. But, he grows a year at about 11pm.

And we were having money problems, seriously, I couldn't even buy him meals, he had to eat baby food.

For which I was glad he already evolved into a perfect care so it wouldn't affect him as much.

Then we got 10000 for getting Pro, and all was well.

And the 20000 for having an amazing concert I goess?

That sums it up.

If you want to know about me, I am going ice skating today and bringing John.

It will be a first for us both.

Anyways, onto the chat!

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Me: John!

John: Yes!

Me: How did you know I was going to ask you-

John: If I wanted to go ice-skating?

Me: Now, you need to know that there's a specific set of rules.

John: Yeah, yeah, yeah... Just don't fall on me.

Me: I'll wear you on a pretty pearl necklace.

John: Yes.

Me: Now how did you know what I was going to ask you?

John: Well, judging by the lack of snow, you're probably very sick of it an want to be cold. So, you get together with some friends and try something new. Hardly a difficult jump.

Me: What, really?

John: No, I can read what you type at the beginning.

Me: Oh...

John: Yeah, but a necklace sounds good.

Me: Yeah, it does... Nobody will be able to tell that I have a Tamagotchi.

John: Except for your friends.

Me: So everyone!!?!?!

John: Wow, interrobang much?

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4 year

41 pounds

4 hungry

4 happy

24 stress

581 tone

573 rhythm

645 original

Latin music

1g

25030p

32nd star ranking

58,399,413 fans

There is one spelling mistake in this post. Find it, pm it to me by the time I post again, and you (and a thread of your choice) will be stated in my next post. Good luck!

Come on now, I won't bite!

 
Alright, I won't have enough time to post for another few days, but don't worry- I am logging, just in some notes that I will then post up here.

Merry Christmas!

 
Okay, heh. So, I made a tiny little white lie when I said that I would post again on Christmas... It is now September 6th, 2014. Well.

Err, my V6 was on pause (I'm amazed by the battery) since then. It has been unpaused recently.

I will warn you that I will try to post more often, but I'm just starting High School, so don't hold out much hope.

It is better to post on a hecka old topic rather than make a new one, right?

Anyways. I'll refresh you on the tama facts.

I have a Maiditchi called Irene that has low stats and a liking for asian music. she is in a band called Nocebo (Oh my gosh really past me?) and they have yet to pass the thing with the three judges. I can't remember what that was suposed to be. Grand star or something?

Oh gosh I'm a bit embarrassed because I keep leaving for a long time then coming back for a short amount of time.

:mellow:

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Me: So... Irene...

Irene: Does it bother you that I am actually a human year old now?

Me: Ehehe... You were in a box. I cleaned out that box looking for a ruler and found you. Be lucky you still had battery.

Irene: Ugh, what a terrible owner I cannot believe you.

Me: Hey, you should show me some respect. I took you out of pause and I can throw you back in.

Irene: ... Supernatural again?

Me: Eh maybe

Irene: Well, at least you are back. Try to keep me going until I find a spouse.

Me: So Irene, are you still in love with Sherlock?

Irene: Eh, unrequited.

Me: Yeah, mostly because he doesn't exist.

Irene: You shut your mouth.

Me: Fine.

Irene: Wait no you should talk more it's been forever and th eager fans are on the edge of their seats for this very chat, make it longer.

Me: ... :mellow:

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4 years

53 lbs (whoops)

3 hungry

4 happy

46 stress (whoops)

498 tone

495 rhythm

611 original

Asian Music

Maidtchi

2g

15880p

999th star ranking

2,234 fans

There is at least one spelling mistake in this post. Find it, pm it to me, and your profile and a topic of your choice will be on my next post.

I think there's two spelling mistakes.

 
Hello again, I bet you thought I was leaving, huh.

I'm not going to FYI

At least I'll try not to

Anyways, I think that an every other day schedule would work well for me, because I'm starting high school, and that'll take a while to get used to.

By the way, Irene got married to a ninja tama dude, like Gonzotchi or something? They had a baby boy...

I will take reccomendations for names though, trust me I'm not like a really rude person, you can PM me if you want~

Irene and her band Gocebo have yet to achieve pro debut (I googled what it was called)
I'm not even sure if you can when you are with chlid.

anyways, to the chat!

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Me: Hey, so Irene, why don't you introduce me to your spouse and kid.

Irene: Ugh, fine. this is my husband, Gavin, and our kid.

Me: What are you naming the kid?

Irene: I want Castiel

Gavin: And I, Jim.

Me: Well, what a conundrum. I'd be fine with either name to be honest.

Irene: We could play a game for it.

Gavin: Don't be silly, we shouldn't leave our childs name up to chance.

Me: Did someboDY SAY GAME

*hour interlude*

Me: The game will consist of three rounds, each winner wil recieve a point. The tama with most wins at the end will get to name the child. However, if someone Pms me a name then I will consider theirs as well.

Irene: I am okay with this.

Gavin: I guess I'll do it.

Me: Okay, round one, start!

--ROUND ONE--

Me: This round will be based on who can get the highest score on Piano Tiles

Irene: Give it here.

*two minutes pass*

Irene: 4.025 on original 25

Gavin: Well, my turn then.

*5 minutes pass*

Gavin: Ugh, I guess I lost. My best was 4.892

Me: On to round two!

--ROUND TWO--

Me: This round is on spelling. Irene, which of these is the correct way to spell a synonym for rabbit- Hair, hare, haer, or hayr?

Irene: Emm, the 1st one.

Me: Sorry, that is wrong. It was the second one. Gavin, how do you spell the world we live on- Eerth, Aerth, Earth, or Erth?

Gavin: Easy, 3rd one.

Me: It seems we have a tie. Round three!

--ROUND THREE--

Me: Who is the current president of the USA?

Irene: *sweats*

Gavin: *coughs loudly*

Irene: Barack Obama?

Me: Gavin, your answer?

Gavin: George Bush.

Me: Sorry Gavin, Irene won. Baby will be called Castiel if nobody PMs me.

Gavin: Awh

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6 years

56 lbs

4 hungry

4 happy

00 stress

729 tone

710 rhythm

818 original

Latin Music

Maidtchi

2g

14350p

999th star ranking

35,614 tama fans

There is at least one spelling mistake in this post. Find it, PM it to me, and your profile and a topic of your choice will be on my next post.

Seriously PM me

 

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