(Imma modify mine slightly to make the mods happy I hope you're happy mods)
So there's this family and they have a robot that slaps people whenever they tell a lie. The family is all sitting at the dinner table one night.
"So son, what did you do at your friend's house today?" The father asks.
"We were just playing videogames," the son replies. The robot slaps the son. "Okay okay, we were watching inappropriate stuff! Gosh!"
The father scolds him. "Now son, when I was your age, not even I did things like that!" The robot slaps the father.
The mother chuckles. "He certainly is your son." The robot slaps the mother.
THE LAST PART MAKES THIS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE OMG
