What Dogs really think
hey! Hey! HEY! I WANT FOOD! GIVE IT TO ME NOW! IF YOU DO NOT-- ooh thats a good place to rub, right there... YES THATS THE SPOT MY BELLY IS HAPPY YESSSS! Oh hey! Who's this? Are you going to live here? Are you? Will you feed me? No? vo.ov AHHHHHH I IS STARVING... I HATES YOU ooh FOOD I LOVE YOU YOU ARE THE BEST OWNER EVER (munch munch) THANK YOU.
Ok. DON'T JUDGE THIS WAS RANDOM.