Decotchi's Monster (how Decotchis came to be)

Once, hundreds of years ago, there was a Oyajitchi scientist named Dr. Decotchi. He wasn't just any regular scientist. He wanted to do more than just study things and make new discoveries. He had a life-long dream of bringing Tamagotchis back to life. Though when he was small, many of his classmates laughed at him, for they thought he was crazy. They thought he was mad.

But he would prove them wrong. He would make the most incredible science discover know to Tamagotchi.

"Sir," said the Megatchi, "did you hear about that Kurokotchi who got pushed into a lake and drowned?"

Dr. Decotchi stopped writing and looked at his henchman. "Aaii! I how many times do I have to tell you? Don't bother me when I'm working! AND I DON'T CARE IF SOMEONE DIES OR NOT!"

"But sir, that Kurokotchi was very smart. And very young. And he died just a few days ago."

"I don't care if--" Suddenly he stopped mid-sentence. "Wait a minute...you don't mean--?"

"Yes I do mean."

Dr. Decotchi gasped. For months he had been searching for a human brain for one of his experiments. But all of them were either too old, not fresh enough, or simply not smart enough. He got up from his chair and gasped again. He ran towards a closet, grabbed an empty burlap bag, and shoved it into his henchman's hands.

"Here, take this and get me that brain!!!" he commanded

"But sir, there is lightning outside."

"It's just a little rain!" He pushed him out the door of his laboratory. "NOW GET ME THAT BRAIN!!! We are going to make a very big contribution to science!" He waved his fist in the air as he watched the humped figure limp away. "And bring back some body parts, too!" he called.

***

Rain poured into mirror-like puddles, lightning cracked, thunder roared, all the sure signs of dark and onimmous night. Very onimmous indeed.

When he reached the morgue, he found the body laying on a table, covered with a thin white sheet, like a forever earth-bound ghost. He tentatively peeled it back, not knowing what to find under it. Then, he noticed the Kurokotchi's body was thin and small. He had a large, pink beak, and his skin was a not-so-surprisngly white.

The henchman looked around the depressing room and found a scalpel. Slowly but surely, he cut open the Kurokotchi's head. He took out the brain and was about to put it into the bag when--

BOOM!

A surge of thunder sounded through the sky. It was so loud it shook the ground, making the Megatchi drop the delicate brain.

"Oh no!" He frantically looked around, searching for a replacement brain.

Soon, he found one that was already out of the body and in a glass jar. He took it out of the jar, not even bothering to read the label, which said "Abnormal."

***

"Sir. Sir! I am back with the brain and body parts!"

"Excellent excellent!" Dr. Decotchi clapped his hand together and looked inside the bag. "Ew," he said, "what kind of body is that?"

Staring back at him was a body, the color of a pukey green, with a head of the same color.

"All the others were too pale," he replied.

He sighed disappointedly. "Ugh fine it'll do."

He connected the head to the body with two large knobs and stitched up the cut that was in its forehead. He hauled the body to a long table and strapped him to it.

"Get the machine ready!" he ordered his henchman.

The Megatchi went over to a large control panel and flipped on a few switches.

"I've been waiting for this my whole life!" Dr. Decotchi yelled as the table rose into the air.

Soon, it reached a glass dome with lightning crackled outside of it.

"Open it up!"

The glass dome opened, and the table was lifted into the air even higher. Suddenly, a lightning struck the lifeless body. Then another. And another until...

"Okay that's enough! Lower it down!"

The table descended.

"Yes. YESSS!!!" He rushed over to the body. He put his ear to its chest.

"Well? Is it alive?" The henchman asked as he came closer.

"Silence! I'm trying to listen."

All of sudden, it stirred. His fingers twitched, and an eye popped open.

The mad scientist gasped. "It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!"

But then, the creature shot up. It broke from its restraints. It got off the table and grabbed Dr. Decotchi by the shoulders. "Mother...mother..."

"Get off me you retarded creature!"

The monster let go.

Dr. Decotchi turned to his henchman. He cleared his throat and said, "You didn't get the right brain, did you?"

"Um...no..."

"AGH! What's wrong with you?! Can't you do anything right?!"

"I am sorry sir, but I dropped the other one."

"AGH!!! Now what are we going to do with the monster?"

"What monster?"

"What the heck is wrong with you? It's right--" He stopped. "The monster!!! Where is he?!" Then, he noticed the door flung wide open. "AGH!!! He escaped! You let him escape!"

***

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.

"Go get the door, will you?"

The Megatchi went to opened the door. "Yes?"

Standing there were two police officers and a group of Tamagotchis waving torches.

"Excuse, but where is Dr. Decotchi?" asked one officer.

"I'll get him for you." He peeked his head inside and shouted, "BOSS! THE POLICE WANTS YOU!"

"DON'T CALL ME BOSS!!!" The Oyajitchi came out and said, "What can I do for you, officers?"

"Destroy the monster! Destroy the monster!" chanted the group of people behind the policemen.

"What's this all about?"

"The village have reported seeing a tall, green creature lurking among the streets. One of them said that it belonged to you."

"Um, it does."

"And you let it loose?"

"Not exactly...it escaped."

"Has it come back here yet?"

"Why yes."

"DESTROY THE MONSTER!" the Tamagotchis chanted.

"Whoa whoa whoa! Wait a minute," he assured the officer. "I've been working on something." He ushered them to come into his laboratory, including the uproarious crowd.

Inside, two upright metal table stood in the center of the room. A squirming monster was strapped to one of them.

When they saw the hideous beast, the went ooh and aah.

"Please," he said, "I have decided that I will switch a potion of my brain molecules with this poor creature's. He needs the intelligence."

They gasped at the statement.

"But Dr.," started an officer.

"No buts. I must do what I need to do." He went over to the second table and strapped himself to it.

"Turn it on!" he said.

"Yes sir," said his henchman. He flipped a few switches and pressed a few buttons, making the tables turn upright. Two clear caps connected to each other by wires were fitted over their heads.

"Now!" called Dr. Decotchi. "You will witness one of my many experiments!"

Then, a bright flash of light filled the room. The bodies began to vibrate, making the tables beneath them shake.

Soon, the light died down and the caps were lifted off, revealing two star-struck Tamagotchis with hair that stuck up in every direction.

The monster was surprisngly calm as it unstrapped itself. It walked up to the crowd, who leaned back to distance themselves from it.

"Hello," it greeted.

They gasped. "It can talk!" one said. "Oh my," said another. "Maybe it's an alien," suggested a third. They all moved towards it, asking it questions. It even picked up and held some Babytchis.

One of the two officers approached Dr. Decotchi. "Well, well. I can't believe it. And what will you call this creature, Dr.?"

He thought for awhile. "I know! After me, I will call it a Decotchi."