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Tamacass

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Hello!! *Crickets*

...hello? Anyone...? Eh. They're probably looking at their computers playing sushi cat, not noticing that they have another tab open about me... WELL SCREW THEM!! Welcome to...

~The Tama Bunch (and I)~

GET IT?! Because... It's a parody of the Brady bunch... And I'm running 2 V5s with the same design.



Tamas: Oh come on!! Nobody likes your rants, Tamacass! And this is a stupid log, with a stupid name that has a stupid pun!! (Ba-dum-tiss)

Me: Hey! I have full control over you guys, and I can kill you at any time!! :angry:

Tamas: ...

Me: Thats's right! How do you feel now?!

Tamas: Meh. As long as we're away from you.

Me: *Sets Tamas on fire*

Well, as you know, I have started up the new Iwata family! It pays homage to Satoru Iwata, the late president of Nintendo. Boo hoo... Well, here are some more photos, like...



Synchronised Eating!!



Synchronised Snacking!!



And my personal favourite, synchronised TV watching!! *snickers*

But even better...



When playing together, my Original tama (the one on the right) seems to ALWAYS beat the second-hand one!! (you know... The one on the left... If you didn't know...)



But the others won once... ONCE... They still suck.

Second-Hand Tamas: SHUT UP!!

Now, I've figured out a strategy. One Tama from one of the tamagotchis will talk each time a post is updated. That means, it's from their POV. It makes things EASIER!! I'm really happy to be doing this again, since I took a large break from here. I hope you will join me tomorrow, on the next episode of-

*STATIC*

DAMMIT STUPID SHOPPING CHANNEL THE SHOW TIME IS ALWAYS CUT!! EVERYTIME!!

 
17/8/15

Welcome back! The shopping channel always cuts this short, but I can REBEL!! ...

...OK, I moved this to the dating channel... But who cares! Today, the Tama who is talking is...



Sakuramotchi from the second-hand Tama!! (The first one)

Sakuramotchi: Oh, hello! I am genuinely glad to meet the audience. I originate from the SMART family, which precisely, I am very smart. I was happy when we evolved after the airing; I look fabulous! My brother is as stupid as an undead human and my sister is a make-up addict. They're so... Strange. We still haven't evolved yet, and I hope my siblings will come over to... THE SMART SIDE. *Sings Darth Vadar theme* MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Me: Uhh

Sakuramotchi: YOU WILL JOIN US, MORTAL SCUMS WATCHING/READING THIS!!

Me: Umm

Sakuramotchi: BOW DOWN, SIBLINGS!!

Original V5 kids: You mean us??

Sakuramotchi: No! You're my cousins. I mean my brother and sister- UGH YOU RUINED MY ADVERTISING!!

Me: but this is a family show for kids...

Dumb Brother: ...So you shouldn't advertise on this.

Sakuramotchi: Wait, when did you become smart?

Dumb bro: wat arr u tallcinn abboutt??

Sakuramotchi: ...oh. Um... Hey look, the "find the random partner and marry them" show!!

All: WHAT?!

*STATIC*

 

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