-Evie<3 !
-what?
- Evie<3 !!
-what!!!
-I'm hungry...
- Why didn't you tell me that the first time?
-Because I'm a toddler!
-Okayyy, okay, here's your rice!
- Thnx mom!
-Hey I'm not your mom!
-Oh sorry. Guardian!
-Yep?
-I meant, thanks, Guardian!
***
-Guardian?
-Yes?
-What am I?
-You're a Tamagotchi. Your name is Taka and you're on Earth.
- What is Earth?
-It's a planet like the Tamagotchi Planet.
- What kind of thing are you?
-I'm a human. Humans populate Earth.
-Ah, I see. ... What day is today?
-Can't you take a look into your calendar?
-Well... Today is Christmas Eve!
-Yeah!!!
--What do humans do on Christmas Eve?
-In my country, on Christmas Eve families gather around the table and eat 12 kinds of food, then everyone gets their presents.
-Not on 25th December in the morning?
-No, Poland is different.
-I see...what is that you're drinking?
-It's Pepsi, my favorite soft drink.
-Is it a sort of cola?
-Yes, it's pretty much a cola sort of drink.
- When I grow hands I'm gonna try drinking cola!
- Why don't you try it now? *hands little boy a can of Pepsi*
-But now how do I open it?
-*opens can*
-Thanks, Guardian!
***
-Guardian, what's going on?
-You're evolving, dear!