MimitchiRocks
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I was talking to Paris and Mindy when some completely random kid came up to me, yelling, "Tiger! Tiger! Your mom's dead! They found her in the backyard!" I raced home to find Mom dead in the backyard. Cause of death: Unknown. Stupid Mom. Now I'm no longer a professional sponge. Now I'm a man. A man who is going to live on trash and restaurant leftovers for quite a while. Paris said, "Ah, it's OK, Tiger. My dad, Mario, left me to run off to The Forbidden Zone with a female Nazotchi. You can live with me and Mindy."
"Sounds good." We walked a few miles till we came upon a familiar alley. Mindy said, "Hey, let's see if that Italian joint left any lasagna from last night's wedding reception!" Sure enough, there was a giant mound of day-old lasagna. Yum! No more toilet-scrubbing for me! I'm off to smaller and dingier things!
"Sounds good." We walked a few miles till we came upon a familiar alley. Mindy said, "Hey, let's see if that Italian joint left any lasagna from last night's wedding reception!" Sure enough, there was a giant mound of day-old lasagna. Yum! No more toilet-scrubbing for me! I'm off to smaller and dingier things!
