Fortune Cookies.

Ever had a weird fortune from a cookie?

I've had a weird one it said.

"Counting to 10 on a Thursday afternoon in April will make a bird land on your shoulder"

FrEAKy!

Another I had said:

"A doe is a deer not a Homer Simpson"

What does that have to do with anything?

Anyway, Homer Simpson says doh not doe although they have the same sound.

Actually, this isn't about the Simpsons, it's about fortune cookies.Weird fortune cookies.

Tell us your cookie stories.

eer, Mine once said 'You will beome an actor' when I was about to join Amature Dramatics

I don't have any cookie quotes, but most the ones I've had have pertained to something that happened a few days before or a few days after getting the fortune.

One said something like, 'You will experience new places and happiness.' And I was going to Oklahoma a few days later.

I was kinda like, 'uhh... ftw? o.o''

I like fortune cookies ^.^

I don't have any cookie quotes, but most the ones I've had have pertained to something that happened a few days before or a few days after getting the fortune.
One said something like, 'You will experience new places and happiness.' And I was going to Oklahoma a few days later.

I was kinda like, 'uhh... ftw? o.o''

I like fortune cookies ^.^

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Yeah, I had one like that it said

'You will have the BEST 6 weeks of your life'

Amazingly it was the summer holiday and I was in spain the whole time o.o

Weird. About 10minutes ago I was talking to my mum about starting high school. Just now I opened a cookie and it said "Listen to your mother's advice" Weird.

I don't eat the cookies, I just read the fortunes. XD

Weird. About 10minutes ago I was talking to my mum about starting high school. Just now I opened a cookie and it said "Listen to your mother's advice" Weird.
I don't eat the cookies, I just read the fortunes. XD

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The cookies taste great...mmmm

I once got on saying "You will not marry who you love, you will marry someone you can live with"

Or something like that... Fortune cookies are very weird but also interesting

I love eating them but also the fortune inside is good to get aswell

Um whats a fortune cookie? Is it just cookies you can buy that have fortunes iced on them?

Um whats a fortune cookie? Is it just cookies you can buy that have fortunes iced on them?

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fortune cookie is a cookie (I think its chineese) that you crack open and theres this future telling paper! (the cookie is disgusting though)

Sah

a fortune cookie is a pretty plain cookie in a weird shape that has a little piece of paper in the middle that tells you your fortune.

Fortune cookie's are pretty strage, aren't they? The cookie tastes ratehr plain though.

Here are a couple of weird fortunes I got:

"You will reseive unexpected money." This was right before my parents went to the casino and unexpectedly won a fari amount.

"Love is not a toy." I got this one when I first got my V1 tamagotchi. I loved it, but I used it so much that it broke. Almost like it was saying, "Love is not a toy."

"Listen to your heart, there's nothing else you can do." This fortune is part of a song I like. And guess what? After getting this fortune I had to make a hard choice, so I just let my heart guide me.

"In 50 years you'll be sitting with the one you love in a small brick house." o.o I don't know about this one.

There you go! ^_^ I have more, but it'd take all day to write them down.

Love, Amizura

Fortune cookies... I once had one saying you will get a long awaited thing...... that very day I got my V2!

one of mine said:

recognize the time to make compromise

or something like that. after that i said:

well if i had to make a compromise with mariah medrano it's not happening!!

Fortune cookies are just plain weird.

I saw one like Snoopy the the dog will cross your path.

Camelle

I got one that said "You will become a great leader." and I am the main leader at parties.

Camelle

Ah.Fortune cookies..I went to this Chinese place and i recived them.My mom had one,and i had the other.Mine said:

 

''Keep climbing the mountain,go,go''

 

I didn't know how to respond.

 

C:

 

-Illusion-

I got one that said.

"Let people take off your mask. Let them see the real you. It's OK to cry."

I was just like, "Right, that's not going to happen anytime soon"

My friend got one on the same day that said, "You're diary will be published," She'd just registared at Blogagtchi.

Creepy cookies!

Once I got one that said:

'Don't do IM.'

It was wierd.

This boy in my grade got one that said, "I know what you did last summer...."

This girl in my grade got one that said, "Dying dogs are fun to play with."

Eew. >.<