Exerpts From the Diary of Swatch Dog

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sketchvegas

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12/30/06

Dear Diary,

I seriously cannot wait for 2007. O.M.G.

First I wake up this morning to discover Petitchi-Felix was a cyborg. I AM NOT KIDDING! Apparently, he was attacked by a polar bear or octopus (nobody is sure which) in his sleep and the only way to save him was to transplant his brain into a robotic body. It seems nobody at the Tamatown General Hospital thought that I should be woken up and informed about any of this!?

So now Petichi-Felix – my darling little armless Wunderpanda – is Gurumetchi-Felix. The doctors tell me I will be able to get rid of my internet router because they built his new body out of an Apple Airport Extreme. Bluetooth, anyone? He sure is a funny little boxy fella. Ironically, he is a lot better at JUMPROPE now that that he has been liberated from his earth-bound fleshy prison. (As they say.)

Love,

Swatch Dog

12/31/06

Dear Diary,

I am the worst parent ever! Earlier today I took Gurumetchi-Felix with me while I did some light food SHOPping. We were practically out of MEAL and SNACK; in fact, the only things we had left were Government-surplus WAFFLEs! While we were at the SHOP I lost him! Well, actually it is worse because I didn’t even realize I had lost him – I brought home a can of Vienna Sausages that I thought was him! I almost died -- I even buckled it in!

Thankfully, when I returned to the SHOP he was still in the aisle trying to FRIEND a can of Spam. I am not even sure he noticed I was AWAY. It looked like the two of them had exchanged a PRESENT or two and were well on their way to a strong FRIENDship. Gurumetchi-Felix could not stop talking about his new friend the whole way home.

Maybe when he is an adult I will tell him what I did…

Love,

Swatch Dog

PS: Those Vienna Sausage were some kind of tasty, though!

PPS: What else ya got, world!?

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