Rey Mysterio
Well-known member
Hey guys!
I found this funny poem- school kids will love it!
An Alien Ate My Homework
An Alien ate my homework,
I assure you Miss, it's true.
I know you think I'm fibbing, Miss,
But would I lie to you?
I'll tell you how it happened, Miss,
I was alone last night.
I'd finished all my sums, Miss.
Yes, I know I got them right.
I was writing up my Science,
Which, quite frankly, Miss, was hard-
When a spaceship came and hovered
In the air above my yard!
A door slid slowly open, Miss,
And to my great surprise
I found myself regarded
by a pair of purple eyes.
The thing was green with tentacles.
My heart was filled with fear.
I knew it wanted something,
But quite what, I wasn't clear.
Until it ate my homework, Miss!
Just snatched it clean away!
And then- what's that you're saying, Miss?
Detention, Miss? OK.
Hehe, isn't that funny?!
:furawatchi: *-Rey-*
I found this funny poem- school kids will love it!
An Alien Ate My Homework
An Alien ate my homework,
I assure you Miss, it's true.
I know you think I'm fibbing, Miss,
But would I lie to you?
I'll tell you how it happened, Miss,
I was alone last night.
I'd finished all my sums, Miss.
Yes, I know I got them right.
I was writing up my Science,
Which, quite frankly, Miss, was hard-
When a spaceship came and hovered
In the air above my yard!
A door slid slowly open, Miss,
And to my great surprise
I found myself regarded
by a pair of purple eyes.
The thing was green with tentacles.
My heart was filled with fear.
I knew it wanted something,
But quite what, I wasn't clear.
Until it ate my homework, Miss!
Just snatched it clean away!
And then- what's that you're saying, Miss?
Detention, Miss? OK.
Hehe, isn't that funny?!
:furawatchi: *-Rey-*
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