Corrupt a wish

[LadyPlague]

Granted, but everyone you care about has a terrible day.

I wish that polar bears would stop being hunted.

 

[Graycefox]

Granted but then they go and drown them selfs.

I wish for a billion wishes.

 

[sweetpea40998]

Granted, but you dont get them, yo mama does.

I wish my doggy would play with me

 

[Graycefox]

Granted then he bites your hand off.

I wish to go back to mossy rock!

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, but you're placed on top of an actual mossy rock, then you slip off into the freezing cold water.

I wish that people would respect me.

 

[Graycefox]

granted then everyone never talks to you.

I wish for a billion bucks.

 

[plnkpenguin]

yeah but then some1 nicks it all an ur skint.

i wish i wasnt addicted to Dragon Cave

 

[Graycefox]

granted then you are addicted to angry birds

I wish i had more time.

 

[xoswansxo]

You do, but then your watch breaks so you cant tell time!

I wish I had a ID L

 

[kuromametchifan123]

Granted but when you rip open the box,the only thing thats inside is bubble wrap and packing peanuts.

I wish it wasn't so hard to decide what to ask for for my birthday.

 

[Jadeie]

Granted - but your family lose money due to upcoming taxes and you cannot afford it.

I wish my day was better.

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Granted, but tomorrow is really bad.

I wish for no swimming lessons tomorrow.

 

[dragonlass666]

granted but then you fall in a massive puddle and drown

i wish i lived alone in the forest with a jet black female horse called night shade

 

[eliptic-tensaitchi]

Granted but then the forest catches on fire...

I wish Awa-Shima was real so I could hug him

 

[tinkeepie11]

Granted, but his jacket is made of poison ivy so when you hug him you get poison ivy the very next day

I wish I had a puppy that didn't bite, didn't get sucked into a portal, didn't get put down, didn't get a disease, didn't die of just being old, didn't attack me OR anyone else, didn't get stolen, didn't run away, didn't fall into lava, or anything else that can kill him,and was my best friend for eternal life, and I loved him, and everyone loved him, and he didn't have rabies, didn't get electrocuted, didn't go away for forever to work for the police, didn't turn into a cartoon, didn't run away on a magical rainbow, didn't get struck by lightning, didn't lose his leg or any body part, didn't have diarrhea, didn't eat my cat or hamster, he just loved everyone, I didn't get sick of him and let him loose or something, didn't get poisoned, didn't have to get his fur trimmed, didn't have fleas or tics, didn't poop or pee on the carpet, didn't growl or snore,and NOTHING was wrong with him.

 

[eliptic-tensaitchi]

Granted but the puppy was so perfect he was boring and you gave him away.

I wish I could turn into a Vulpix ;w; There so cute

 

[joshnemo]

Granted, but you will have no special power, in particular being able to withstand Fire Moves.

I wish I could continue to corrupt other people's wishes.

 

[tinkeepie11]

Granted, but then that means people corrupt your wishes,too.

I wish I could ride on Charlie the unicorn over a rainbow made of money.

 

[Violetchi luv]

Granted but Charlie bites your head off.

I wish I had an angelgotchi.

 

[Tamagotchi Foreva]

granted but it flies away

i wish I knew what to wish